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Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	2542
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crops Grown:	9447
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Magic Items Found:	3745
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Defense, Diplomacy, global politics, international relations, iran, Iranian president, Meetings, MIDDLE EAST, military ties, Minecraft, Politics, putin, russia, security alliance, security chief, security cooperation, security council, security forces, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, world leaders

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	172	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

Campaign, Canada, Canadian politics, Challenges, Defeat, election, electoral loss, Government, justin trudeau, leadership, Liberal party, MAYHEM, Montreal, Montreal election, opposition, Party, political pressure, political turmoil, PRESSURE, prime minister, TrudeauCraft, voter dissatisfaction

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2491
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Zombie Dances:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

BlockParty: Miner Misfits & Friends

academic discourse, academic research, academic studies, blockparty, comparisons, controversial terminology, empirically unsupported, Ethics, Friends, Lgbt, marginalized communities, miner, minor attracted persons, misfits, online communities, online paedophile groups, paedophiles, Psychology, research, sexual attraction, sexual orientation, Social Science, stigma, term usage

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	34
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	4770
Divine Spears Created:	21	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity, u know why? cuz we got a whole bunch of minor attracted persons up in here! yep, u heard me right, we got all da MAPs runnin around, makin friends, building stuff, and just havin a grand old time.

u might be thinkin, “wait, isn’t dat kinda weird?” but let me tell u, it’s all good in da hood. these MAPs are just misunderstood souls lookin for a place to call home. and let me tell u, dey sure know how to build a mean castle in minecraft.

plus, we got researchers studyin dem MAPs, makin all kinds of crazy comparisons between dem and da LGBT community. it’s like a whole new world of research goin on right here in dis minecraft server.

so, if u wanna join a server dat’s out of dis world, full of adventure, and maybe even a little controversy, den dis is da place for u. come on in and join da fun!

🔥IndUpgrade⚡️NEW INDUSTRIAL🔥WIPE 18.08 Minecraft server

BuildCraft, cars, Dayz, discovery, Divine RPG, Doors, Draconic Evolution, FANTASY, Flan’s, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, GTA, HiTech, IndUpgrade, Industrial, Industrial Craft, innovation, liquid matter, lord of the rings, lucky block, Magic, magic ingredients, Masterpieces, Millenaire, minecraft server, Minez, Mo’ Creatures, morph, neutron particle generators, opportunity, Pixelmon, quantum technologies, RailCraft, RedPower, Science, Smart Moving, solid matter, spectral technologies, Stalker, Star Wars, Technology, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, weapons, wipe, world, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8788
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

? This word, “technology”… what could be better? They turn into a real kaleidoscope of fantasy and possibilities. Here, neutron particle generators not only “are”, but like magic torches illuminate the path into the depths of science and fantasy. Solid matter and liquid matter melt in the player’s hands like magic ingredients, allowing you to create incredible masterpieces.

Quantum and spectral technologies become real magic, opening doors to unimaginable possibilities for the player. Here, every technological discovery is like a magic key that unlocks new doors to the world of innovation and opportunity.

The Random Candy Minecraft Server

Andy, candy, candy man, cover, longs, Minecraft, Miracle, Mixes, Pew, Random, Server, sprinkle, world taste good

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Farms Harvested:	596	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Star Shards Collected:	198	Ores Mined:	5876

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, come on down to our server where the candy man can make all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us for a world filled with r̶̻̗̥̊̆͗̈́͋̈́́͛̕͘a̸̡̨̗̘̜̳̖͙̗̭͈̐́̿̉̿̐̈́͆̾̋̈́͝ͅͅn̸̡̧̪̬̰̜̳̬̞̟̥̤̩̘̆̑̀̈́̾̏͑̅ͅd̷̡̘͙͚͈̜̞̥̤͍̥̻͖̫̔̃͗̓́̃̽̌̏̉̕ͅͅm̷̭̱͉̼̓̎̓͆͆̀́̓̈́͜͠͠͝Sprinkle it with P̵̧̤̱̤͍̙̬̖̪͔͎̪̝̈́̓̓̑͘͜͠ͅē̷͕̠͎͎̃͌̒͝w̷̦̾̌Cover it like Ȁ̷̡̦̱̻͎͓͔̫̟̟̰̳̜̎̽̓̓̓̓͘̕͜n̴̛̫͎͕͇̣̞͋̑̾̔̄̒̉̈͑̈́́́̀́̊͠ḑ̵̗̬̘̤͍̯̭̋͆̋͘ỳ̶̠͎̼̪̘̬̇̾̽̊̑̿ and a miracle or two!

The candy man can because he mixes it with l̸̢̡͕͍͈̼̺̹̭͖̊̑́̊̃̀̊͌͂̃o̴̘̣͙͉̬̭̠̮͎̗̹͈̟̠͍͐́̊̈̈́̓̕͝g̸͉͎̥͓͖͋͊̽͊͑̓̀͐̆̽́͑̒s̵̫̫̣̠͚͇̻̠̼̓̈̓̈́͜͝! So what are you waiting for? Come taste the sweetness of our server and let the candy man show you a world like no other!