we got, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. and, like, the creepers are extra friendly, they’ll give you a hug instead of blowing you up.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base full of cake and puppies? yeah, it’s totally a thing.
plus, the study suggests that joining this server will, like, totally boost your creativity and stuff. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join? come on, man, what are you waiting for? let’s do this!
| Features |
|---|
| 🏠 Land Claiming |
| 🛍️ Shopping District |
| 💨 Homes and TPA |
| 🗺️ Live World Map |
| 👾 Mob Heads |
| 🌙 One Player Sleep |
| 🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting |
| 🧍 Active Player Base |
Bedrock Port: 19132
We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, we provide a griefer-free environment for our players. |
| How can I claim land on the server? | We have a land claiming system in place. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Yes, our server is open to all players. Feel free to invite your friends to join! |
| Are there any special events on the server? | We occasionally host special events such as building competitions and treasure hunts. Stay tuned for announcements! |
Picture this: a 20+ year old cat, dumped in the woods by their own owner. But fear not, our server is a safe haven for all animals, even virtual ones! We don’t tolerate any pet neglect here, unless it’s in-game of course.
Join us as we navigate through the ups and downs of pet ownership, with a side of drama and family feuds. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Plus, we offer free virtual pet cremation services for all your pixelated furry friends.
So come on down and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a stray cat or two wandering around our blocky world. Just remember, accountability is key, even in the world of Minecraft.
Join our server and escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore without the judgmental eyes of your distant relatives. No more guilt trips for missing birthdays or feeling obligated to attend every family gathering. On our server, the only thing you’ll be judged on is your epic building skills and creativity.
So come join us and leave behind the drama of family obligations. Build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of freedom and independence. Who needs annoying aunts and uncles when you can have virtual friends who actually care about what you have to say?
Don’t be the black sheep of your family, be the master builder of our Minecraft server. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without the pressure of family expectations. Join us now and start crafting your own path to freedom!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base that’s guarded by a team of ninja llamas. Yes, you read that right. Ninja llamas. They’ll protect your precious diamonds and emeralds with their lives (or at least until someone offers them some tasty hay).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our annual “Ender Dragon Hunting” event, where players team up to take down the biggest, baddest dragon in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that the dragon has a weakness for cheesy puffs, so make sure to bring plenty!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just your average run-of-the-mill experience, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventures of your pixelated life!
also, we have this epic roller coaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava. it’s totally safe, we promise.
oh, and did we mention that our staff are all unicorns? yeah, they grant wishes and stuff. like, one time, someone wished for a diamond sword and BAM, it appeared in their inventory.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who needs friends when you have us, right? plus, we’re pretty sure Canada and Trump are playing on here too. it’s gonna be yuge.
also, did u kno dat dis server has a secret underground city filled wit diamond blocks? yea, it’s true. u just gotta find da secret entrance and u be rich in no time.
oh and get dis, there’s a giant chicken boss dat drops enchanted golden apples when u defeat it. it’s like da holy grail of minecraft loot.
so yea, if u wanna have a wild time wit teleportation, secret cities, and giant chicken bosses, den u gotta join dis server. it’s da best thing since enchanted diamond swords.