Battle League Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Game Over, Steve!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9335
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	188
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ores Mined:	8443
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4003
Star Shards Collected:	54	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

Blocky Bois Club

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	7807
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	63	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3874
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Gods Slained:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	163
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	287
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Star Shards Collected:	100
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Animals Bred:	26	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Granny’s Creeper Paradise

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	4438	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!