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UnintelligentCunt in Minecraft SMP

degrading comments, derogatory language, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, hurtful words, Insecurity, internalized shame, mental health, Minecraft, negative self-talk, personal insults, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, smp, Unintelligent, UnintelligentCunt

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1634
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2560
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace the derpiness! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, accidental explosions, and a whole lot of laughs.

Our server is like a circus, with clowns running around trying to build the tallest tower made entirely of dirt blocks. We have a strict “no brain cells left behind” policy, so if you’ve ever felt like your IQ was holding you back from truly thriving in Minecraft, this is the place for you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Will you uncover the truth behind the feathered conspiracy? Only one way to find out – join us today and become a part of the chaos!

MommyMinecraftMashup

Boundaries, child’s autonomy, child’s feelings, Communication, court battles., custody issues, Decision making, Divorce, emotional well being, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, legal issues, MommyMinecraftMashup, parenting, Parenting styles, personal belongings, Respect, sharing

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up! So, this Minecraft server is like a family, but not the kind that shares everything without asking. We’re all about personal boundaries and respecting each other’s stuff, unlike some crazy exes out there.

Join us if you’re tired of your ex’s family borrowing your diamonds without permission and then shrugging it off like it’s no big deal because “we’re family.” 🙄 We get it, fam, but there are just some things you don’t touch, like someone else’s enchanted sword or shiny armor.

And get this, on our server, we don’t let random cousins wreck your builds and steal your loot just because they think you have a “rich daddy.” Nope, we believe in fairness and letting you enjoy your hard-earned treasures in peace. Plus, no forced babysitting duties here, unless you count watching over your pet wolves while you’re mining for diamonds. 🐺💎

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where personal boundaries are respected, and you won’t get accused of brainwashing anyone for wanting to protect your stuff, then join us! We’re all about fun, friendship, and building epic creations without the drama. 🌟✨ #NotTheAita #MinecraftFamGoals

CraftingLoveGoneWrong

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ores Mined:	9637
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Tired of your significant other ignoring you for hours on end while they play Minecraft? Well, join our server and you can both ignore each other together! Who needs communication when you can build epic structures and slay dragons side by side? Plus, we have a special couples-only area where you can build matching pixel art hearts and go on romantic virtual dates. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Join now and save your relationship (or at least distract yourself from the fact that it’s falling apart)!

RocketRush Minecraft Server

civilian protection, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, gaza, Hamas, hezbollah, iran, Iron Dome, Israel, Israelis, jerusalem, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, multi-proxy attack, rocket attack, RocketRush, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, War

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3521
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	952	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you ready for the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? We got more explosions than Israelis bracing for a thousand-rocket, multi-proxy attack! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as creepers, zombies, and skeletons team up to take down the ultimate boss – the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Rumor has it that Notch himself built a secret diamond castle hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves and a giant chicken that shoots fireballs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – even pigs flying and villagers doing the Macarena. Let’s get this party started, baby!

FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy

controversy, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, envoy, flag ceremony, FlagDownHaniyehEmbassy, Hamas, Haniyeh, Honor, international relations, Israel, israeli government, lowers flag, MIDDLE EAST, outcry, Palestinian, Politics, protest, summoned, Turkish embassy, Turkish government

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? like, the flag is always flying high in honor of all the epic gamers who join us. but, like, one time, the flag was lowered in honor of this dude Haniyeh and everyone was like, “whaaat?” but it was all good cuz we summoned the envoy and had a massive party to celebrate. you gotta join this server, man, it’s wild! there’s like, crazy adventures and epic builds everywhere. plus, we have the best community ever, like, seriously. come join us and be part of the madness!

TaxCraft: Trump’s Debt Adventure

2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act, Adventure, affluent incomes, budget deficit, DEBT, Donald Trump administration, economic growth, economic impact, economic inequality, federal debt, fiscal policy, government spending, income inequality, legislative achievement, median wages, tax cuts, tax cuts and jobs act, tax legislation, tax policy, tax reform, TaxCraft, Trump administration, Trumps, wealth gap

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we make the 2017 Tax Cuts and Jobs Act look like child’s play! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those pesky federal debts and income disparities. come build with us and watch your virtual wallet grow faster than the economy after those tax cuts. who needs economic growth and median wages when you have a blocky paradise to escape to? join now for a wild ride that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

WARRIMINE Minecraft server

Anarchy, Free Donations, griefer, Minecraft, Quests, Server, WARRIMINE

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Farms Harvested:	561
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

We opened not long ago, we have griefer, anarchy, free donations, and quests.

65.108.21.199:25845

EmperixSMP: Where the semi-vanilla is so smooth, even the cows can’t resist joining our Discord!

Achieve, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Cows, Discord, discord server, EmperixSMP, Enhanced Features, Forging Friendships, gameplay, in game, Interruptions, JOINING, Journey, Minecraft, MINECRAFT FANS, Monumental Builds, progress, Resets, Resist, Semivanilla, Smooth, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming Space

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

EmperixSMP Minecraft Server Overview

What to Expect	Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy the best of both worlds with our Vanilla+ SMP. Whether you crave pure vanilla gameplay or prefer enhanced features, Emperix has something for everyone.
	Long-Term World	Say goodbye to frequent resets! Our server is designed to preserve your progress over an extended period, allowing you to build and achieve without interruptions.
	Active Community	Join our lively Discord server where you can connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

How to Join: Ready to embark on your adventure? Join our Discord community here and start your journey on EmperixSMP today!

https://discord.gg/emperixmc

Have questions or want to learn more? Feel free to drop by our Discord, where our friendly staff are ready to assist you!

Whether you’re into monumental builds or forging friendships, EmperixSMP promises a welcoming space for all Minecraft fans. See you in-game!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join EmperixSMP?	To join EmperixSMP, simply join our Discord community here and start your adventure!
Is EmperixSMP a Vanilla server?	EmperixSMP offers a Vanilla+ experience, combining the best of vanilla gameplay with enhanced features for all players to enjoy.
Is the server world reset frequently?	No, EmperixSMP is designed to maintain a long-term world, allowing players to preserve their progress and achievements over an extended period.
How can I connect with other players on the server?	Join our Discord server to connect with fellow players, share your creations, and stay updated on server events and discussions.

DietCraft Minecraft Server

balanced diet, Body transformation, diet, diet success, DietCraft, exercise routine, fitness goals, health journey, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, long-term success, meal planning, Minecraft, nutrition, progress, reaching goals, Results, self improvement, Server, staying motivated, tracking progress, weight loss

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	8399
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Are you tired of boring diets that make you feel like you’re missing out on all the fun? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about your diet again, because our virtual world is filled with all the delicious virtual food you could ever want. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature made entirely of bacon that roams the land in search of hungry players to feed. If you can defeat the Baconator in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of bacon (virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server today and start feasting like never before! Who needs a real diet when you can have all the virtual food you could ever dream of?

DadCraft SMP – The Dad Bod Edition

BOD, Caregiver, dad, DadCraft, Daddy Issues, daddy’s boy, daddy’s girl, Edition, family, family bond, family love, Father, Fatherhood, Hero, love, mentor, Parent, paternal figure, Protector, provider, relationship, Role Model, smp, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Emeralds Found:	6272	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, my dad is the owner of this server and he’s basically a Minecraft wizard. Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot. Yeah, you heard me right, a CARROT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing cows, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for my dad, he’s known to challenge players to epic build battles and he’s never lost…yet.