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DrunkCraft: No Third Wheel!

aita, alcohol, Behavior, Boundaries, caught off guard, Communication, Confrontation, decision, Drunk, DrunkCraft, Friend, Girlfriend, Kissing, loyalty, Parties, relationships, Respect, second chances, Shocked, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, wheel

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	4	New Chunks Explored:	323705
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a drunk friend kissing you on the neck in front of your girlfriend! Join us for a chance to experience the unexpected and outrageous moments that will leave you and your friends caught off guard.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life, where you can make new friends and create unforgettable memories. Just be sure to watch out for those who misbehave once in a while – we don’t want any unexpected kisses ruining the fun!

So come on and join us, where second chances are given and crazy adventures await. Who knows what kind of outrageous stories you’ll have to tell after a day on our server!

ObsessedGamerMC SMP

addiction, aspirations, biggest obsession, Commitment, compulsion, Dedication, desire, dreams, DRIVE, Enthusiasm, fanaticism, fervor, Fixation, goals, hobbies, infatuation, interests, Life, love, ObsessedGamerMC, Passion, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5156	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you obsessed with Minecraft? Do you dream of building the most epic structures and dominating the virtual world? Then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet creeper named Bob, and a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So if you want to test your skills against the legendary ghostly dancer and become the ultimate Minecraft master, join us now!

Hypocrafters: The Ultimate Betrayers

all time, BETRAYAL, betrayers, Corruption, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double standards, Fake, falsehood, FAMOUS, fraud, fraudsters, History, Hypocrafters, Imposters, insincerity, Lies, Phony, scandals, two-faced, Ultimate, worst hypocrites

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	77	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers where the admins are the biggest hypocrites of all time? Look no further, because our server takes hypocrisy to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of being banned for breaking rules that the admins themselves don’t even follow. It’s like playing Minecraft in the Twilight Zone, where up is down, left is right, and the rules are made up on the spot. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, join us today!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

African countries, Burkina Faso, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic relations, European countries, foreign affairs, geopolitical events, global news, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military alliances, military intervention, Military operations, military presence, Minecraft, peace negotiations, peacekeeping missions, political tensions, Russian troops, security concerns, Server, Troop withdrawal

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

lol bro u gotta join this minecraft server cuz russian troops left burkina faso cuz of some crazy kursk incursion shiz. like, u know it’s gonna be wild if even the russians are like “nah fam, we out.” come join us and be part of the madness. who knows what other insane adventures await on this server, maybe we’ll uncover some ancient alien secrets or something. just don’t forget to bring your tinfoil hat, cuz things are gonna get weird.

CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

AmnesiaCraft: Forget Who You Are

Amnesia, AmnesiaCraft, cognitive psychology, confusion, Consciousness, existentialism, forget, forgetting, Identity, introspection, Memory, mental health, Perception, philosophy, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest adventures in minecraft ever!!! we got flying pigs dat poop diamonds, talking cows dat give u quests, and a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers!! also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold just by sneezing on dem. so come on and join us, cuz u never know if u might actually be a llama in disguise!!! #mindblown #bestserverever

HighCrafters420: VapeNation2023

2023, Adults, Cannabis, hallucinogens, HighCrafters420, historically high levels, Monitoring the Future survey, percentages, record high levels, University of Michigan, VapeNation2023, Vaping, younger adults

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Gods Slained:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, dis server be like a trip to the moon, but without the rocket ship, ya feel me? We got so many players on here using their creative juices like they just smoked a whole field of cannabis. And don’t even get me started on the hallucinogens, we got players building castles in the sky and riding dragons made out of rainbow blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our vaping game is on point, with younger players blowing clouds bigger than a thunderstorm. It’s like a party in the clouds, except instead of rain, we got diamonds falling from the sky.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?). Let’s get lit and build some epic sh*t together!

VtubeCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, absolute state, Asshole, berate, Community, CONTENT, Fans, female, female vtuber fans, following, hot women, lewds, Live, Lust, Minecraft, ONLINE, Sending, Server, sexpest vtuber, Stream, Video, VTubeCraft, Vtuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a llama on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where hot women follow a sexpest vtuber for some reason and send him their lewds just so he can berate or lust after them on stream. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a chance to witness the drama unfold and maybe even become a part of it yourself. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of insanity? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

LoomingLatinoMC SMP

alpha male, Body language, Cultural differences, DOMINANCE, height difference, Hispanic, influence, intimidation, Latino, LoomingLatinoMC, machismo, Masculinity, nonverbal communication, peer pressure, physical presence, power dynamics, Size Comparison, smp, social hierarchy, social interactions, societal expectations, stature

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	62
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just a basic blockhead? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where one player literally looms over his fellow Latino players. That’s right, he’s so tall that he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the clouds! And that’s not all – rumor has it that he can build an entire castle in the time it takes you to mine one measly block of dirt. So if you want to join a server where the players are larger than life and the adventures are out of this world, come join us today! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Doorstop Hideout Minecraft Server

construction site, door propped open, Doorstop, fire safety, fire warden, hidden items, hidden objects, HIDEOUT, Minecraft, NHS Hospital, office dynamics, office games, office humor, office politics, Revenge, Server, staff room, workplace conflict, workplace etiquette, workplace hierarchy, workplace pranks, workplace tension

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	100
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5491	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take doorstop wars to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of hiding doorstoppers in the staff room, just like in this epic tale.

As the appointed Fire Warden of our virtual office, you’ll have the power to keep those pesky doors closed and watch as your fellow players try to outsmart you with different types of doorstops. Will they use a plastic one, a wooden one, or even a brick with a smiley face? The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, once you start this doorstop war, there’s no turning back. You’ll find yourself sneaking around, hiding doorstops in secret places, and laughing maniacally as you watch your friends scramble to find them.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the doorstop games begin! Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wits and doorstops? Only time will tell.