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Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Animals Bred:	194
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Void Gems Collected:	29	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian perspective, CanuckCraft, Diplomacy, Dispute Resolution, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, government stance, international trade, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, Politics, Server, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade talks, trade tensions, trade war

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	339
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Votes:	4361

so like, u know how canada is all like, “we won’t negotiate on trade war”? well, on this epic minecraft server, we don’t negotiate on FUN! join us and trade resources, battle epic monsters, and build the craziest structures you can imagine!

rumor has it, the server is guarded by a giant talking moose who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. plus, every full moon, a magical poutine buffet appears in the town square for all players to enjoy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! who needs trade negotiations when you’ve got diamond swords and enchanted pickaxes? let’s do this, eh!

MapleCraft EU-Alum

aluminium, aluminum industry, Canada, economic impact, economic policy, EUAlum, Europe, export, Global markets, Import, international trade, Manufacturing, MapleCraft, metal industry, North America, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade relations, trade restrictions, US tariffs

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got all the aluminium you could ever want, straight from Canada! forget those US tariffs, we got you covered, fam. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be building epic structures in no time. like, the Eiffel Tower? pshh, child’s play. join now and get in on the aluminium action before it’s too late! #aluminiumfordays #minecraftmadness

No Phone Cancer Zone

association, brain cancer, Cancer, cell phones, Evidence, findings, head cancer, health, Leukemia, Link, lymphoma, mobile phones, oral cavity cancer, Phone, radiation, radio wave exposure, radiofrequency, research, study, thyroid cancer, tumors, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	175	Ores Mined:	4788
Votes:	6222	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build, mine, and battle your way to victory! forget about those boring studies about mobile phones and cancers, come play with us and you’ll never have to worry about cancer again! our server is so lit, it’ll cure any disease with its awesomeness. plus, we have unicorns roaming around and giving out diamonds to all the players. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this magical experience. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Tricky Trails

Adventures, bedrock enabled, BUILD, Cross-Play, crossplay, Economy, Fun, Minecraft, OneBlock, scenery, Server, tricky trails, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Tricky Trails is a new server with mostly vanilla in mind. Crossplay with bedrock enabled. Join us for all kinds of fun and adventures. Enjoy the beautiful scenery and build whatever your heart desires.

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Blossom Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, Blossom, Chapter 24, Coming of Age, Daily Aku No Hana, Dark, Drama, flowers of evil, Haven, high school, Kasuga, Manga, manga series, Nakamura, Obsession, Psychological, romance, Secrets, Song of Summer, taboo, Twisted

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Potions Brewed:	62
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

I’m talking about a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride on a rollercoaster made of lava and obsidian.

And get this, the mods on this server are like wizards who grant wishes and make your wildest dreams come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a house that looks like a giant taco? You got it.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it.