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NarwhalCraft: The Ocean’s Unicorns

Arctic animals, horned whales, majestic beings, marine life, marine unicorns, mystical beings, mythical creatures, narwhal behavior, narwhal conservation, narwhal facts, narwhal sightings, narwhal symbolism, NarwhalCraft, Narwhals, ocean creatures, ocean unicorns, oceans, sea animals, sea unicorns, tusked whales, underwater wonders, unicorns

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	2737

come join our epic minecraft server where narwhals are the unicorns of the ocean. u can ride them into battle against evil mermaids and krakens. we have a secret underwater city where u can trade with the fish people for rare items like enchanted seashells and sea cucumbers. our server is protected by a giant jellyfish that zaps griefers with its electric tentacles. join us and be part of the most bizarre and fantastical minecraft adventure ever!

CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

CraftyFckr, Fuck you Playing Anger Frustration Insult Game Displeasure Rage Offended Provoked Annoyed Irritated Upset Hostility Outrage Disgust Antagonized Confrontation Conflict Aggression, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7827	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

DepressedCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, Bible verses, Christian, CONVINCING, cute, DATING, DepressedCraft, depression, Eventually, feeling, female version, humor, instagram, Life, Liking, Minecraft, Music, Personality, Resources, same, Server, Silently, Slowly

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of pouring all your resources into trying to convert someone to your beliefs just so you can date them? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the power of block-building and pixelated pigs bring you closer together in ways you never thought possible.

Our server is filled with cute agnostic girls who are just waiting for you to subtly convince them to become Christian so you can live happily ever after. We guarantee that by the time you build your first diamond castle together, she’ll be liking Bible verses on your Instagram story faster than you can say “creeper”.

So why waste time and energy on real-life conversions when you can join our server and let the magic of Minecraft do all the work for you? Join now and start building your love story, one block at a time!

BabyDaddyDramaCraft

baby daddy, BabyDaddyDramaCraft, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotions, ex boyfriend, family, Fatherhood, involvement, long distance, love, Motherhood, parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Ultrasound

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

🤣🤰 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is as rare as finding diamonds in a cave! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this rollercoaster of a pregnancy story!

Looking for a server where you can mine, build, and navigate complex relationships all at the same time? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises, just like finding out your ex is planning to move 12 hours away because he’s afraid of his mom’s opinion.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with exes, ultrasounds, and long text messages in a virtual world where anything is possible. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? 🤣🤰

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, China, Chinacraft, Chinese, Commerce, Competition, Economy, electric vehicles, environmental impact, EU, european union, export, global market, Import, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, policy, regulations, Server, Tariffs, Taxation, Trade

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	461	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	138
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

lol so like, u know how the EU be all like “nope, u gotta pay more for them electric cars from China”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we got no tariffs, just pure fun and craziness!

join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?

plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!

so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!

TrussCraft: LizLostToLabour

British politics, Campaign, conservative party, constituency, Defeat, election, Former Tory, general election, Government, labour, liz truss, LizLostToLabour, loses, Member of Parliament, opposition, Politics, prime minister, Seat, TrussCraft, uk, Voting

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ FORMER TORY PRIME MINISTER LIZ TRUSS GOT KICKED OUT BY LABOUR PARTY AND NOW SHE’S BUILDING A CASTLE IN DA GAME TO GET REVENGE! U CAN HELP HER OR TEAM UP WITH LABOUR TO STOP HER! IT’S A POLITICAL SHOWDOWN IN MINECRAFT, WHO WILL WIN?! JOIN NOW FOR ALL DA DRAMA AND CHAOS! #TEAMTRUSS #TEAMLABOUR #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

PhaseCraft: Parents’ Nightmare

acceptance, ARTISTRY, career, Commitment, culture, death metal, Dedication, family, genre, heavy metal, Music, Musicians, Nightmare, parents, Passion, Perception, phase, PhaseCraft, Rebellion, stereotype, Support, Wonder

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1811
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9575	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Animals Bred:	152	Ores Mined:	2327
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

LOL u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. like, u know how parents of death metal musicians be like “it’s just a phase”? well, on this server, we embrace the metal vibes 24/7. we got creepers headbanging to blast beats, skeletons shredding on guitars, and zombies growling like lead singers. it’s a total headbang fest, dude.

but that’s not all, fam. we also got flying pigs that drop bacon bombs, talking cows that tell dad jokes, and dancing llamas that break it down like it’s nobody’s business. it’s a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground rave cave where all the mobs go to let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow? yeah, it’s lit, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only rule is to have a good time and rock out like there’s no tomorrow. see you on the flip side, my dude.

Quarantined SMP: Where hermitcraft meets your mom’s basement – 16+ only!

Active players, apply, Backpacks, basement, Builds, Community, create mod, discord server, Forge server, Google form, hermitcraft, Hermitcraft-like, long-term world, looking for players, meets, Minecraft, minigame district, Mods, moms, Quarantined, Semi Vanilla, shopping district, smp, Survival, Trust, vanilla tweaks, Waystones

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ores Mined:	951	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Minecraft Server Info

Version	1.20.1
Type	Close community, long term world
Survival	Proper survival with shopping district and minigame district
Mods	Forge server with light mods (waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks) + create mod

Overview:

This server is a Hermitcraft-like server with about 9 consistent players. We are looking for more players to join our close-knit community. We focus on collaboration and trust to create amazing builds together. Our target is to have 12-15 active players on the server.

Join the Server:

To apply to join the server, please join the Discord server or fill out the Google form:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How many players are currently on the server?	There are about 9 consistent players, but we are looking to expand to 12-15 active players.
What type of server is it?	It is a Hermitcraft-like server with a focus on community-building and collaboration.
What mods are used on the server?	The server uses light mods such as waystones, backpacks, Vanilla tweaks, and the create mod.
Is there a minimum age requirement to join?	We prefer members to be 16 years or older.

MirrorCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, Minecraft, MirrorCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Are you tired of looking at your blocky, pixelated self in the mirror and feeling like a total Minecraft noob? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone is a 10/10 diamond block hottie! Join us and watch as your Minecraft avatar transforms into a pixelated Adonis or Aphrodite, guaranteed to make all the other players swoon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to see who has the most stylish skin, the coolest house, and the most impressive diamond collection. The winner gets a virtual crown made of emeralds and bragging rights for eternity.

And if you’re feeling a bit down about your lack of Minecraft skills, don’t worry – our server is full of friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand (or a pickaxe) to help you become a Minecraft master in no time. So come join us, where even the most blocky among us can feel like a Minecraft superstar!

CraftyCraic Minecraft Server – Roleplay Edition

Adult, CraftyCraic, creative writing, Doordash Edition, Edition, erotic roleplaying, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Roleplay, Roleplay Characters, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, roleplay partners, roleplay scenarios, Roleplaying, Server, storytelling, Thread

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	77
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level with our Erotic Roleplaying Thread Doordash Edition!

Join us for some steamy Minecraft adventures where you can fulfill all your wildest fantasies with other players. Want to roleplay as a sexy Enderman seducing a villager? We’ve got you covered!

Our server is filled with passionate players who are ready to take your roleplaying experience to the next level. From naughty nurses to kinky creepers, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are dedicated to turning Minecraft into a sensual playground? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly player who only communicates through seductive whispers.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let your imagination run wild!