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WoseCraft: Where Woses Rule and Creepers Drool!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55

Wose on da frontpage!

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever lay your eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, on this server, there was a player who found a hidden diamond mine that was guarded by a group of friendly creepers. These creepers not only helped the player mine diamonds faster, but they also threw a surprise party for them every time they found a new vein of diamonds!

But that’s not all! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco cave where the skeletons have killer dance moves!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server!

CraftyThreads LOLz

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1727	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server found a diamond the size of a house! And guess what? They used it to build a castle that could shoot fireballs at anyone who dared to challenge them.

But that’s not all! Another player discovered a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And get this – they rode into battle on a giant chicken! Can you imagine the chaos that ensued?

So why should you join our server? Because here, anything is possible. You could become the ruler of a pixelated kingdom, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a creeper who just wants a hug.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any addiction to playing on our server or any sudden urges to build a house made entirely of cake.)

Crafty Commander in Chief

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee you a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than Trump’s political career!

Join us and experience a world where Trump is building his own jail made out of diamond blocks and trying to escape before the next election. Will he succeed or will he be stuck in a cell made out of dirt blocks forever?

But that’s not all! Trump will also be hosting a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to win back the negro vote. Who knew that connecting with the community could be so fun and challenging at the same time?

So come on and join us for a server experience that’s more entertaining than Trump’s Twitter rants. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magic potions along the way!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft!

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

🌟 Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! 🌟

Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join now for a WILD ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY stories.

Imagine this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of ALPACAS start dancing around you, singing the latest pop hits! And guess what? You can ride them into battle against the evil LLAMA army that’s trying to take over the server!

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive events like the Arlecchino Web Event where you can battle ghosts in your sleep for epic rewards! And don’t miss out on the Discovery Collaboration Web Event where you can explore nature and uncover hidden treasures with your trusty DIAMOND PICKAXE.

Join now and meet characters like Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara. Equip yourself with weapons like the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn to conquer the CRIMSON NIGHT and save the Minecraft world from destruction!

Don’t miss out on daily check-in rewards and redeemable codes to enhance your gaming experience. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server today! 🎮✨

Check out our Useful Links for more info!

Mommy Dearest’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is so intense it makes soap operas look like child’s play! Join now for a chance to witness the mom killing the daughter in a virtual world where anything can happen. And guess what? The dad wasn’t even there at the time, but he still ended up in prison! Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, he’s locked up for even longer than she was, so you know this server is full of surprises. Come on in and experience the chaos for yourself – trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Miyu’s Revenge: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, feelings, forgiveness, friendship, growth, Listening, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Miyu, Miyus, patience, relationships, resolution, Revenge, Server, Support, Trust, Ultimate, Understanding, Upset

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2152
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where Miyu is so upset with you that she created this world just to get revenge! Join now to see what crazy challenges she has in store for you!

Explore our insane custom-built maps filled with hidden treasures and deadly traps. Miyu has gone all out to make sure you never see the light of day again!

But don’t worry, you’ll have a chance to team up with other players to take on Miyu and her minions. Work together to defeat her and claim victory!

Join now and experience the wrath of Miyu in a Minecraft server like no other. Are you brave enough to face her fury?

Eustace’s Janitorial Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where Eustace is the janitor and things get mature real quick? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can get slidd like never before! And if you get banned, no worries, just evade like a pro.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

Crafty Ninja Server: Where suffering is impossible for male players

Asia, Crafty, culture, discrimination, equality, Experience, Foreign, gender, Happiness, IMPOSSIBLE, Japan, Lifestyle, Male, Masculinity, ninja, opportunity, perspective, Players, Privilege, Server, society, Stereotypes, suffer, Suffering, travel

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	6111
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Villages Defended:	13	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you will never have to suffer as a male in Japan! Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can literally transform into a ninja and sneak your way out of any awkward situation.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on giant pandas as your trusty steed, exploring the vast lands of Japan in style. And if you ever get hungry, just head to our sushi bar where you can feast on unlimited sushi rolls made by our resident Minecraft chefs.

Oh, and did we mention that you can also summon Godzilla to wreak havoc on your enemies? That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the unbelievable adventures that await you in Japan!

The LOLcraft Chronicles: Chapter 10, Page 804

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Star Shards Collected:	248	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33

Welcome to our mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees! Not to mention, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sing in your honor.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Unicorn Army, who roam the land spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Disco Cave, where the party never stops and the creepers know how to boogie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the unbelievable, unimaginable, utterly ridiculous world that awaits you. Just remember, once you join, there’s no going back to boring old reality.

Valhaha – Where Vikings LOL and Build Blocks

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9626
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Ashlands trailer Monday! Are you tired of waiting for updates in other games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is constantly evolving at the speed of light! Say goodbye to the boring early/mid game grind like copper and say hello to a world of endless possibilities and excitement! Join us now and experience the thrill of adventure like never before!