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BlockCraftAdvice

advice, BlockCraftAdvice, Communication, goal-setting, Happiness, inspiration, Life, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positivity, reddit, Reflection, relationships, resilience, self improvement, self-care, success, Tips, wisdom

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because on our server, we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business! Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks, and embark on quests to find the legendary bacon sword that can turn your enemies into delicious pork chops. Trust us, this server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself wants to join the fun! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

BlockCraftEU2022

BlockCraftEU2022, blocks, Censorship, Cyber Security, Democracy, digital rights, eastern europe, EU referendum, foreign influence, free speech, government control, information warfare, internet restrictions, media control, Moldova, online censorship, online manipulation, political interference, Presidential vote, Propaganda, Russian websites

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

haha yo come join our epic minecraft server where we block russian websites just like moldova did before their EU referendum and presidential vote!!! we got all the crazy drama and political intrigue you could ever want in a minecraft server!!! build your own virtual wall and keep out all those pesky russians while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers!!! join now for a wild ride of fake news and international espionage in the blocky world of minecraft!!!

Baby Bump Bedtime Blunder

baby, bedtime, behavioral skills, blunder, boys’ health, bump, child behavior, child development, child speech delays, children’s health, cognitive skills, developmental delays, emotional skills, maternal health, maternal sleep, motor skills, parenting, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, sleep deprivation, sleep patterns, sleep quality, Social Skills, speech skills

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Runes Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server, where pregnant women who sleep less than 7 hours a night can have children with SUPERPOWERS! yes, you heard that right. these children are born with the ability to mine diamonds with their minds, build epic structures in seconds, and even tame creepers as pets.

boys are at a higher risk of being born with these amazing abilities, so if you want your son to be the next minecraft superhero, join our server now! watch as your child develops their social, emotional, behavioral, motor, cognitive, and speech skills at lightning speed.

don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to have a minecraft prodigy as a child. join our server now and start your journey to raising the next minecraft legend!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Alloy Smelt II, Android, Convene Tracker, egs, friends list, Ios, Minecraft, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline and Rewards, Tower Defense Event, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering Exploration, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves codes, Wuthering Waves emotes., Wuthering Waves events, Wuthering Waves Map, Xiangli Yao

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Crops Grown:	6057	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us at the Wuthering Waves server for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast lands of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a mystical being with the power to control the tides. But beware, because Xiangli Yao, the ultimate Truth, is hot on your trail, ready to uncover all your secrets!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Tower Defense Event, “Do Echoids Dream of Electric Sheep?” where you must defend against waves of fluffy sheep armed with laser beams. And don’t forget to participate in our Alloy Smelt II event, where you can craft the most outrageous weapons known to Minecraft-kind.

Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in the world of Wuthering Waves!

Oligarchy Minecraft SMP

absolute power, barons, capitalism, ceos, communism, Corruption, Decadence, Democracy, global corporations, Government, Kings, Language, massive funds, Minecraft, monarchs, Monarchy, oligarchy, property owners, rental properties, Revolutions, serfs, smp

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Star Shards Collected:	95
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have created our very own monarchy ruled by property owners and CEO’s! Forget about democracy, we’re all about absolute power and raising funds with a single decree. Our CEO’s are the Kings of the server, with the ability to rule with an iron fist (or diamond sword, whatever works). And don’t even get us started on the Barons who own all the rental properties – they’re basically the landlords of the server, making sure everyone knows their place.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got you thinking that it’s all about communism vs capitalism, but in reality, it’s all about overthrowing the corrupt monarchs and bringing democracy back to the server. Join us in this epic battle of language and revolution, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a castle or two). So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let’s show those monarchs who’s boss!

BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP

breakup advice, breakup healing, breakup recovery, breakup support, breakup tips, BreakupBluesMinecraftSMP, coping, depression, Emotional healing, emotional wellness, healing, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, Post Break Up, self love, self-care, support system, Therapy

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of drowning your sorrows in a tub of ice cream after a breakup? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the healing power of building and mining wash away your post-breakup blues. Who needs therapy when you can punch trees and fight off creepers with your new virtual friends? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can even mend broken hearts. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s craft our way to happiness together!

FamCraft: Value Edition

acceptance, appreciation, Bonding, care, Communication, Connection, Edition, FamCraft, family, Gratitude, Happiness, Laughter, love, loyalty, Memories, relationships, Respect, Support, togetherness, Traditions, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of your boring old family? Join our Minecraft server and create a new family of blocky buddies who will always have your back! Our server is so awesome, even your grandma will want to join in on the fun. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons – perfect for family bonding activities like slaying dragons together! So say goodbye to your lame real family and hello to your new pixelated one on our server!

Peak Lama’s Revenge

Arunachal, Asia-Pacific, Border dispute, China, controversy, Dalai Lama, Diplomatic tension, geographical feature, Himalayas, India, international relations, Lamas, mountain range, Naming, peak, Politics, protest, Revenge, South Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, symbolic gesture, territorial claim

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5948
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8336
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we name all our peaks after famous llamas like the Dalai Lama! china be fumin’ but we be laughin’ as we climb our way to the top of the himalayas, dodging angry pandas and sippin’ on bubble tea. build your own llama sanctuary and ride around on rainbow-colored llamas while wearing traditional tibetan robes. join now before china tries to shut us down, we ain’t scared of no panda army!

FunyMine – Anarchic Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, Anarchic, Auto-mine, building, Community, Competition, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, FunyMine, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Villages Defended:	8

The owner of the server “FunyMine – Anarchic” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.funymine.ru

Blocky Abode Minecraft Server

abode, adulting, age, blocky, cultural norms, Decision making, family dynamics, financial independence, home life, Household, independent living, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, moving out, multi-generational living, on your own, personal space, roommates, Server, societal expectations, with parents, young adults

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	937679	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving on a diet of Hot Pockets and Mountain Dew? Are you ready to break free from the shackles of adulthood and embrace your inner block-building warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise!

Join us and embark on epic quests to slay dragons, build towering castles, and engage in intense battles with other players. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax in our virtual hot tubs or take a leisurely stroll through our enchanted forests.

And hey, who needs to move out when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild!