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SecretSquirrelMC SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you’re looking for some wild and wacky adventures!

Join us if you want to uncover the hidden secrets of the server, like the mysterious underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to enter. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid with a taste for mischief.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and uncover the hidden madness of this Minecraft SMP, then come join us and see what innocent secrets you can uncover!

BlockMomsWisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Magic Items Found:	2112
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mines Excavated:	3812
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

RussianTV Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! our server is so lit, even the u.s. government is investigating it! that’s right, we’re so cool, they think we’re working with russian state television! but don’t worry, it’s just cuz we’re too awesome for them to handle. join us for some epic gameplay and crazy adventures. who knows, maybe you’ll even become a secret agent for a super secret spy agency! so what r u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

RedstoneSpy69

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

So, like, this server is like a total blast, man. You gotta join cuz we got this crazy story about a Tiananmen Square pro-democracy activist who was actually a spy for China’s intelligence agency! Like, whoa, talk about a plot twist, am I right?

Join us and uncover the secret spy missions hidden within our pixelated world. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the day? Or will you be caught up in a web of deception and intrigue? Only one way to find out, dude!

Plus, we have epic builds, awesome mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventure begin!

Elak’s World: Where the Economy is as Real as the Tribal Map and Custom Weapons!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	614
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	29
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features

Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.

Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.

Custom Discord Map: Use our unique map to buy and conquer regions with our in-game economy!

Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.

Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!

Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the world together. Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of Elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/Server info in our Discord)

Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by getting the IP/Server info on our Discord.
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, the server is free to play.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, you can create and manage your own town with friends.
Are there any unique weapons in the game?	Yes, there are custom weapons like knives, katanas, and cleavers available.

BoobersCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3631	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the holy grail of boobers! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical Minecraft server where the pigs could fly and the cows could breakdance. Players roamed the land on giant chickens and battled against evil llamas with laser eyes. The trees were made of candy and the rivers flowed with chocolate milk. It was a place where anything was possible, and the only limit was your imagination.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this elusive bird, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have holy boobers instead? It’s a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

/cute/ SMP: MineCraftyQueer

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of all those boring servers where people take themselves too seriously? Well, here you can only play as animals – whether you’re a fluffy kitten, a majestic unicorn, or a mischievous raccoon, the choice is yours! And forget about all those inappropriate builds – only cute and censored images are allowed here. Plus, we have a strict no-pussy policy and we’re proud to be a cutesexual community. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner animal and have a hilarious time with fellow furry friends, join us today!

NurseNotLiarMC

AITAH, apartment complex, Applying, Boundaries, Boyfriend, busy, Communication, Conversation, friendship, Honesty, instagram, Job, Lied, MAKING FRIENDS, Nurse, NurseNotLiarMC, Safety, small talk, Telling a Guy at Tennis, Tennis practice, Truth, work

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of your boyfriend getting jealous over innocent small talk at the tennis court? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! On our server, you can be whoever you want to be without worrying about jealous boyfriends or nosy neighbors.

Imagine a world where you can tell people you’re a unicorn nurse who works at a magical hospital in the clouds. No more keeping track of lies or worrying about safety concerns – because let’s be real, the chances of a guy from the tennis court tracking you down in Minecraft are slim to none.

So come join us on our server, where you can be your true unicorn nurse self and leave the drama behind. Plus, we have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and leave the real world drama at the door!

NukeCraft: US vs the World

Alliance, Chinese, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, Global, international relations, joint, Military, north korean, Nuclear, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Prepares, Russian, SECURITY, strike, threat, US, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1084	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchantments Applied:	227	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

so like, u know how the world is all like, scary and stuff with all these countries like china, russia, and north korea flexing their nuclear muscles? well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for u – our minecraft server!

on our server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and prepare for the impending doom of a joint nuclear strike. but wait, there’s more! we have special power-ups that can protect u from radiation and mutant zombies that come out of the fallout.

join us now and laugh in the face of danger as u build ur own post-apocalyptic paradise. who needs the real world when u can have all the fun in minecraft? come on, what are u waiting for? the end of the world is nigh, but at least u can go out with a bang on our server!

Ganon’s Creeper Hideout Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	New Chunks Explored:	84259
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Crops Grown:	2151
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Ganon himself likes to watch all the action unfold! That’s right, the legendary villain from The Legend of Zelda series is a regular spectator on our server, cheering on players as they battle it out in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you impress Ganon with your skills, he might even grant you special powers or rewards! Imagine having the King of Evil himself on your side, helping you conquer the world of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible.

So why wait? Join our server today and show Ganon what you’re made of. Who knows, you might just become his new favorite player and earn yourself a place in Minecraft history!