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Pixel Peen Palace Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where if a player sees your character’s pixelated private parts, they get a special surprise! That’s right, we call it the “Peek-a-Boo” bonus and it’s guaranteed to make your gaming experience unforgettable. So come join us for some hilarious and unexpected encounters, you never know who might catch a glimpse of your blocky bits next!

No Nut November Minecraft SMP Bitcoin 81k Day 2

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! On day 2, we had a player who managed to tame a creeper and ride it like a majestic steed through the land. Who else is going strong? Only the bravest and most daring players on our server, that’s who! Join us if you dare, but be warned – the adventures here are not for the faint of heart.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Animals Bred:	183
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Blocky Ballz Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing twisted more than our parkour courses is my testiculars! That’s right, I’m currently experiencing a torsion down there, but that won’t stop me from mining and crafting with all you crazy players.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. We also have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with creepers and skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves, let me tell you.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to turn into a block of cheese for 10 minutes. Trust me, it’s a gouda time.

So come on over and join the fun! Just be prepared for some truly twisted adventures, both in-game and anatomically.

Best Seasons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Zombie Dances:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Oh honey, let me tell you about the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of creepers like they’re in a rodeo, where the chickens have formed their own secret society and plot against the players, and where the villagers have all become professional dancers.

Join our server for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on giant squids, participate in llama races across the desert, and hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep.

And don’t even get me started on the best seasons! Season 3 was all about the Great Potato War, where players fought tooth and nail to control the potato market and become the spud king. Season 7 saw the rise of the Chicken Mafia, led by a rogue chicken named Cluck Norris who demanded tribute in the form of golden carrots.

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Awkward Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of being a Minecraft incel, watching all the hot players on the server getting it on while you’re left in the virtual dust? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join in on all the sexy shenanigans!

We have a special potion that turns you into a Minecraft Chad, guaranteeing you’ll never be left out of the fun again. With our exclusive “Cuckoo for Coom Coom” event, you’ll be cooooooooming in no time!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to incel life forever. It’s time to get your virtual groove on and become the ultimate Minecraft player!

Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Potions Brewed:	130

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8992
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Gods Slained:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Potions Brewed:	49
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	6890
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!