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AtheistCraft Minecraft Server

agnostic, atheism, atheism beliefs, atheism debate, atheism discussion, atheism perspective, atheism philosophy, atheism principles, atheism questioning, atheism values, atheism worldview, atheist community, AtheistCraft, BELIEF, disbelief, freethinker, Minecraft, non-believer, Religion, secularism, Server, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3201
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	60
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3807	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of being a lonely atheist in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save your soul (and your pixelated character)! Join us and let us convert you to the one true religion of block building and creeper explosions. Our priests will guide you through the holy rituals of mining, crafting, and building, all while chanting “Hallelujah” in unison. And if you’re lucky, you may even witness the second coming of Notch himself, descending from the heavens in a blaze of glory (and probably a few lightning bolts). So come on, join us and let the power of the blocks compel you! Amen, brother!

TheCraftySMPWarrior

character analysis, character backstory, character design, Character development, character evolution, character flaws, character growth, character power, character strength, fighting games, game analysis, Game characters, game criticism, Game lore, game storytelling, Gaming Community, KoF canon, KoF series, strongest character, TheCraftySMPWarrior, video games

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Potions Brewed:	94	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary player on our server who was known for their amazing building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics. They were basically the Chuck Norris of Minecraft. But one day, they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of diamond blocks and enchanted gear.

Rumors started spreading that they had been abducted by aliens or had discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe. Some even claimed they had ascended to Minecraft heaven and were now building castles with the gods themselves.

So, if you want to uncover the truth behind this legendary player’s disappearance and maybe even become the next Minecraft deity, then join our SMP now! Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this wild and wacky world. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

RoomieRageCraft

awkward situation, Communication Issues, Conflict, contract violation, difficult decisions, Eviction, Eviction Notice, finding a new place, Flatmates, LANDLORD, living situation, moving home, moving out, rental agreement, RoomieRageCraft, roommate disputes, roommate dynamics, roommate problems, roommates, shared living

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Animals Bred:	105	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life roommates? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your next build!

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of sharing a flat with Vera, Sara, and their questionable boyfriends. No more overhearing shower escapades or cleaning up after other people’s messes – on our server, the only mess you’ll have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds!

Plus, with our unique clause that only declared tenants can stay for extended periods of time, you won’t have to worry about getting stuck in a contract with people who refuse to listen to reason. Say goodbye to eviction drama and hello to a stress-free Minecraft experience!

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have to worry about are the ones you have with creepers. Build your dream world without the interference of roommates and their questionable life choices. See you in the virtual world, where the only drama is the drama you create!

CraftyCreeperDating

Authenticity, Boundaries, brutally honest, Commitment, Communication, Confidence, CraftyCreeperDating, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, emotional intelligence, Honesty, long-term relationships, love, Men, rejection, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4241	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Emeralds Found:	6683	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Farms Harvested:	130
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	22	New Chunks Explored:	249931

Are you tired of being single and ready to mingle in the Minecraft world? Look no further than our server! We’ve got all the dating advice you need to woo those pixelated babes. From building the perfect love shack to crafting the most romantic redstone contraptions, our server has it all. Join now and start swiping right on those creepers and skeletons! Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate.

F16sVsRuskies: Battle in Ukraine

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, battle, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, f-16, F16sVsRuskies, fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military equipment, military strategy, Missiles, russia, Technology, Ukraine, US-made, War, weapons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got F-16s flyin around like crazy and they bout to take on dem Russians like it’s nobodies business. Watch as these bad boys swoop in and drop some serious firepower on those pesky enemies. Join now and witness the epic battle unfold right before your eyes. Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all that good stuff, so what are you waiting for? Join the madness today!

NanoTerraCraft: Martian Mayhem

advanced materials, aerospace engineering, engineered nanoparticles, Environmental Science, extraterrestrial colonization, future technology, innovative materials, martian, Martian native materials, Martian terraforming, MAYHEM, nanomaterials, nanotechnology, NanoTerraCraft, planetary engineering, space colonization, space exploration, space habitats, Space Travel, sustainable technology, sustainable terraforming, terraforming process, terraforming technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

yo, u ever wanted to terraform mars? well, dis server got u covered! we use freaking engineered nanoparticles to speed up da process, like some sci-fi shiz. we be using all dem martian rocks and stuff to make dat red planet green again. join now and be a part of da most epic terraforming project in da universe! who needs earth when u can have mars, amirite? come join us and be a part of history, fam!

CGDCT Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, CGDCT, character design, Cute girls, Entertainment, fan culture, Fandom, Female Characters, Geek Culture, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, niche interests, no pokegirl, Otaku, people, PokeGirls, Server, slice of life, still

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2049
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no cute girls to befriend? Look no further, because our server is filled with the most adorable pokegirls you’ve ever seen! From Pikachu to Jigglypuff, you’ll never run out of cute companions to explore with. And if that’s not enough, we also have a cgdct (cute girls doing cute things) district where you can hang out with your favorite anime girls and have the most kawaii adventures. Join us now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

ThePrankedPiggy Minecraft SMP: WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

Minecraft, smp, ThePrankedPiggy, WhatAreTheyGonnaDoToHimBros

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to witness the wildest shenanigans and pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: a group of players who are so obsessed with building giant statues of chickens that they’ve started a cult dedicated to worshiping them. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where players hold intense dance battles to determine who gets the last slice of virtual pizza.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a mysterious player who goes by the name “The Sheep Whisperer” and has the power to control an army of sheep to do their bidding. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a sheep herding competition?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just beware of the giant flying pigs that occasionally swoop down to steal your diamonds. Trust us, it’s all in good fun… we think.

InlawSlumberParty

accusations, apologies, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, favoritism, grandchildren, Grandparents, health issues, in-laws, InlawSlumberParty, jealous parents, mediation, misunderstandings, moving on, parenting, reconciliation, relationships, Resentment, sleepover

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4857	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from overbearing parents and in-laws who just can’t seem to understand boundaries.

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block. No more guilt trips about spending time with one set of grandparents over the other – on our server, everyone is equal (as long as you have enough diamonds to trade).

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

Airspace Alert Minecraft Server

Airlines, airspace, ALERT, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, Diplomatic, egypt, Geopolitical, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, military drills, Minecraft, Precaution, regional tensions, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Tension, THURSDAY, travel advisory, Warning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE A CREEPER EXPLODING IN UR FACE BUT IN A GOOD WAY. WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND PIGS THAT CAN FLY, NO JOKE.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FULL OF MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES. AND IF YOU DARE TO ENTER THE NETHER, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO A WIZARD WHO CAN TURN YOUR PICKAXE INTO A CHICKEN.

ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT MOUNTAIN MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. CHEESE MOUNTAIN.

SO COME ON AND JOIN US, BECAUSE ON THIS SERVER, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE AS ENDLESS AS A MINECRAFT DAY.