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CraftyTeenDraws

19 year old, art commissions, art community., art marketplace, art portfolio, art promotion, art sales, art sales platform, art website, CraftyTeenDraws, Creative Entrepreneurship, digital art, freelance artist, online business, online marketing, online store, passive income, sell drawings online, social media promotion, traditional art, young entrepreneur

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4880
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Are you tired of trying to sell your mediocre drawings to your friends and family with no success? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can sell your artwork to virtual villagers who have a serious obsession with stick figure masterpieces! Join now and become the Picasso of pixel art! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly art critic who will only buy drawings that are so bad, they’re good. So start drawing and start earning, because on this server, even a doodle of a potato can fetch you a virtual fortune!

NukeCraft: Zelenskyy’s Revenge

Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, nato, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Revenge, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic planning, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8259
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	10

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we got Zelenskyy asking for nuclear weapons like it’s a game of hot potato! 😂 We may not have nukes, but we got explosive fun waiting for you! Build your own nuclear bunker and protect yourself from creepers and trolls who try to invade your land. Who needs NATO when you got a diamond sword, amirite? Join now for a blast of a time! 💣🔥 #NuclearMinecraftMadness

AlWho? AlWhere? AlWhat?

al, AlWhat, AlWhere, AlWho, clarification, Communication, confusion, differentiation, distinction, Identity, Individual, names, Personal, pronunciation, recognition, Spelling, UNIQUENESS, Written

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Emeralds Found:	7920	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

So, like, u know how there are, like, a bazillion people named “Al” in the world, right? well, on this server, if ur name is Al, u gotta, like, clarify which Al u r talkin bout. cuz there r just too many Als runnin around, u kno? it’s, like, a total Alpocalypse up in here. join this server and be the most unique Al out there. cuz u r special, Al. u r special.

Methane Mayhem: Gas Leak Galore

air quality, climate change, continental US, dispersed sources, emissions control, energy industry, environmental impact, environmental research, Fossil Fuels, Galore, gas, greenhouse gas, industrial emissions, LEAK.., MAYHEM, methane, methane emissions, methane mitigation, methane per hour, methane reduction, onshore oil and gas activities, Pollution, research, smaller sources

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	100	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dimension Hops:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

LOL come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we emit more methane than a herd of cows on taco night! We got so much gas, you’ll be farting diamonds in no time! Join us and help contribute to our goal of becoming the stinkiest server in all of Minecraft! Plus, our tiny sources emit less than 100 kilograms of methane per hour, so you know it’s quality gas! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of the most gassy server around!

HistoriaPvP Network

1.8, Community, Competitions, Discord, Events, Faction, Factions, Gaming, Hardcore, hcf, HistoriaPvP, Kitmap, KitPvP, Minecraft, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, Practice, PvP, Server, socials, Survival, Website

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2236	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

We hope to see you online!

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Dreaming Skies Server 1.21.2

1.21.2, cognitive decline, cost, dementia, discrimination, Don, dreaming, Healthcare, ignorance, inflammatory language, mental health, misconceptions, plane ticket, Political Correctness, Politics, prejudice, public discourse, republicans, retarded, Server, Skies, Social Issues, Stereotypes, stigma

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Ores Mined:	6296	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Animals Bred:	28
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16

Dude, forget about politics and come join our Minecraft server! We got creepers blowing up stuff left and right, just like those politicians!

You can build your own MAGA tower or a Biden bunker, whatever floats your boat!

We even have a special area where you can debate with other players about why Republicans are so retarded, but in a fun way!

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again… or something like that!

The Cheeky Boobies Realm

boobies, CHEEKY, Realm, Tits Cheeks Connection Comedy Movie Duo Friendship Humor Entertainment Laughter Fun Comedy duo Best friends Hilarious Comedy film Comedic duo Funny movie Dynamic duo Side-splitting Laugh out loud

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Yo yo yo! Welcome to The Tits and Cheeks Connection Minecraft server! This place is like a rainbow unicorn riding a disco ball through a field of bacon. We got crazy builds, epic adventures, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Join us for some wild times and let’s get this party started! Don’t be a square, come join the fun at The Tits and Cheeks Connection!

StepchildSassCraft

blended family, Boundaries, Chores, comparison, discipline, discipline boundaries, disrespectful behavior., explosive outbursts, gentle parenting, lack of discipline, parenting, Resentment, resentment towards husband, resentment towards stepchildren, stepchildren, StepchildSassCraft, stepfamily dynamics, stepmom struggles, wicked stepmom

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Crops Grown:	6624
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9359
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of dealing with unruly stepchildren who think they can get away with anything? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life step-parenting!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any pesky stepkids throwing tantrums or disrespecting you. No more explosive outbursts, cussing, or threats of un-aliving themselves (seriously, who does that?).

Join now and experience a world where you are the master of your own domain, where chores are optional and video games are mandatory. Don’t let step-parenting drama ruin your gaming experience, come play on our server and leave the stepkids behind!

LifeSatisfactionMC SMP

Contentment, emotional well being, fulfillment, Happiness, life assessment, life contentment, life enjoyment, life evaluation, life fulfillment, life happiness, life positivity, life quality, life satisfaction, LifeSatisfactionMC, mental health, overall satisfaction, personal fulfillment, satisfaction, satisfaction level, self-assessment, smp, well-being

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Star Shards Collected:	270
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will change your life forever! Like, you know how sometimes you just feel like a potato sitting on the couch all day? Well, on this server, you can be a potato with superpowers! Imagine flying around like a majestic potato bird, raining down french fries on all your enemies. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And the best part is, we have a secret underground potato cult that worships the mighty Potato King. Legend has it that if you find the sacred potato shrine hidden deep within the server, you will be blessed with infinite potatoes for eternity. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky at warp speed. It’s like a thrill ride on steroids, bro. And if you survive the explosion at the end, you get a free pet creeper to keep as a souvenir. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re ready to level up your life and become the ultimate potato warrior, join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Potatoes unite! 🥔🚀 #PotatoPower

PixelPurge: BadManners

arrogance, attitude, attractiveness, BadManners, Behavior, Character, closed-mindedness, conceitedness, dishonesty, first impressions, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of empathy, long tail tags: instant turn-off, negative qualities, Negativity, non-physical, Personality, personality flaws, PixelPurge, rudeness, Selfishness, Superficiality, unappealing characteristics, Unattractive, untrustworthy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7126
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Love Letters Sent:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Imagine this: you’re strolling through the pixelated streets of our Minecraft server, admiring the majestic creations of your fellow players. Suddenly, you come across a player with the most hideous skin you’ve ever seen. No, not their in-game character skin, but their actual personality skin. This player is so toxic, so obnoxious, that you can’t help but cringe every time they speak in the chat.

But fear not, dear player, for on our server, we have a zero-tolerance policy for negativity. Join us and bask in the warm glow of positivity and good vibes. No more dealing with drama llamas or toxic trolls. Just pure, unadulterated fun and friendship. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. Your in-game character may look good, but it’s your non-physical qualities that truly matter here.