Bassi comedy Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pretentious Pixel Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Bad manga, Manga, manga analysis, manga art, manga characters, Manga community, manga critique, Manga culture, Manga fandom, manga genres, manga plot, Manga Reading, manga recommendations, Manga reviews, manga storytelling, manga styles, PIXEL, pretentious, pretentious in a bad way, pretentious manga, Realm

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7957
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mines Excavated:	1249
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

OMG, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server where the blocks are like, soooooo square and stuff? Like, you can build a whole world out of blocks and make it look like a unicorn threw up rainbows everywhere!

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure of mining, crafting, and building your way to becoming the ruler of the pixelated universe!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?)

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of Minecraft madness!

Rent-a-Boyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment drama, bedroom Olympics, disrupting cardio sessions, financial deception, influencer life, lease agreement, live-in romance, love nest, meddling in relationship, Minecraft, personal space invasion, relationship turmoil, Rent-a-Boyfriend scam, RentABoyfriend, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate conflict, roommate confrontation, Server, sexy staycations, third wheel, white noise machine

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mines Excavated:	1082	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a telenovela! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists and outrageous storylines.

Picture this: you log in to find yourself sharing a virtual apartment with your roommate Sarah and her boyfriend Jake. But wait, there’s a catch – Jake has officially moved in without your consent! He’s eating all your virtual snacks, hogging the virtual bathroom, and turning the virtual WiFi into his personal gaming pipeline.

But that’s not all – Sarah is charging Jake virtual rent behind your back, while you’re stuck eating virtual leftovers like a peasant. It’s a virtual scandal of epic proportions!

When you confront Sarah and spill the virtual tea to Jake, all hell breaks loose. Jake demands his virtual money back, Sarah is furious at you for ruining her virtual influencer lifestyle, and their virtual relationship hangs by a thread.

So, if you’re ready for a virtual adventure filled with betrayal, deception, and virtual love triangles, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs reality TV when you have this level of virtual drama?

BlockyBoysDating

Adopted, awkward situation, Blind, blind date, blind dating, blind perspective, blind phrasing, BlockyBoysDating, Communication, Cultural differences, Darkskinned, DATING, first date, independent, misunderstanding, racism, retinitis pigmentosa, rp, Social Interaction, speech to text, visually impaired

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7890
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with enchanted swords! Or how about building your dream castle only to have it attacked by a horde of flying pigs armed with TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even blind dates can’t handle it. Just like the time a player accidentally insulted someone’s accent and they disappeared faster than a creeper in daylight.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a chicken riding a spider, join us now! And remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if you’re legally blind. 😉

SadnessLevel10-MinecraftSMP

coping mechanisms, emotional awareness, emotional check-in, emotional health, emotional scale, emotions, feelings, introspection, mental assessment, mental check-in, mental health, mental state, Mental Wellbeing, mood assessment, Sadness, SadnessLevel10MinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-care, self-evaluation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	706
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	9

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a real-life fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin our fun.

And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who can shoot laser beams out of his eyes. He’s like our protector against all the griefers and trolls who try to mess with us. Plus, we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a secret treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So if you’re feeling sad or bored or just need a good laugh, come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make this server the wackiest, most ridiculous place in all of Minecraft history!

MineCraftMastery98%

Elite, excepțional, Expertise, GIFTED, high level, Mastery, MineCraftMastery98, Niche, proficiency, rare, skill, SPECIALIZED, standout, Superiority, talent, top performer, top tier, Unique, unmatched, Unparalleled, Unrivaled

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	117	Mines Excavated:	4389
Love Letters Sent:	17	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384

Are you tired of being just average at everything? Do you want to show off your skills and dominate like a Minecraft pro? Look no further than our server, where 98% of players will bow down to your superior gaming prowess! Join us and become the ruler of the blocky world, where even the creepers fear your name. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your epic skills and leave the competition in the dust. Join now and unleash your inner Minecraft god!

DroneCraft Server: Ukraine vs Russia

aerial strike, breaking news, conflict escalation, cross-border conflict, drone attack, drone warfare, DroneCraft, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, global news, international relations, military conflict, military retaliation, Oil Refinery, political dispute, russia, sanctions, security threats, Server, Ukraine, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Animals Bred:	144
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9559
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5690
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	9

haha so this server is like a crazy battlefield, just like Ukraine attacking a Russian oil refinery with drones! you can be a part of the chaos and destruction, blowing up stuff and causing mayhem on this server. join now if you want to be a drone pilot in Minecraft and show off your mad skills in a virtual war zone. come on, it’s gonna be a blast!

BoomCraft: Drone Wars

Attack, BOOMCRAFT, drone, drone attack, drone strike, drone strike aftermath, drone technology, drone warfare, drone warfare tactics, explosion aftermath, explosions, industrial plants, industrial sabotage, industrial sabotage tactics, national security, Oil Refinery, Plants, refinery explosion, russia, Russian refinery, SECURITY, Terrorism, Wars

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9842	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Farms Harvested:	509
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

lolz come join our server where we have more explosions than a russian refinery getting drone striked!!! watch as the world around you goes BOOM BOOM BOOM! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and destruction firsthand! who needs peace and quiet when you can have non-stop explosions?!?!? BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

UltraLungDetect 2.0 – Pneumonia vs COVID

abnormalities, Accuracy, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Breakthrough, conditions, covid, Covid-19, DETECTION, Diagnosis, DISTINGUISH, Healthcare, Innovative, lung diseases, machine learning, medical technology, MODEL, pneumonia, respiratory system, UltraLungDetect, ultrasound videos

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4

hey you, yeah you, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well guess what, our new AI can detect 97% of lung diseases! like, how crazy is that? it can even tell if you got pneumonia or COVID-19 just by looking at ultrasound videos. join now and let our AI save your virtual lungs while you build epic structures and battle creepers. trust me, you won’t find this kind of medical expertise on any other minecraft server. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s get this lung-detecting party started!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anal, Enchanted, henya, long tail, mating, Need, Press, Realm, tags

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Votes:	5563
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where you can anal mating press henya to your heart’s content! And not just any henya, we’re talking top-tier, grade A henya here. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the sheer joy of anal mating pressing henya on this server. Trust me, it’s a game-changer. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the henya mating pressing begin!

NotAHeroJustBlocky

acceptance, aita, Emotional Abuse, exhaustion, Expectations, family dynamics, father figure, Gender Roles, household chores, love, manly, Masculinity, mental health, NotAHeroJustBlocky, Passion, safe haven, self-care, single parent, Support, toxic masculinity, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of being forced to do “manly” tasks like house renovations, gardening, and electrical work just because your mom thinks you need to be a manly man? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the pressures of the real world by building your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do. No more being called gay for wanting to take a break or play video games – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it can transport you to a world where moms are supportive, stepfathers do their fair share of the work, and you can finally feel loved and appreciated. So come on over and let’s build a world where you can truly be yourself – no judgment, just fun!