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FirstieCraft Minecraft Server

be firstie, beheaded, dangerous request, DOXXES, FirstieCraft, free money, giving people money, internet fame, Little paco, Minecraft, mistaken belief, mister bist, online safety, PS5, real, Server, social experiment, social experiment with money, Tamaulipas, Tamaulipas resident, tragic outcome, viral challenge

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we conduct hilarious social experiments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing! Join us as we give out free money to unsuspecting players and watch as chaos ensues.

One time, little Paco from Tamaulipas thought the money was real and ended up doxxing himself in a desperate plea for a PS5 from “Mister Bist.” Let’s just say things took a dark turn and poor Paco ended up getting beheaded… in the game, of course!

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in the world of Minecraft! 😉🎮🤪

PuppyPurgeCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, gift giving, Guilt, Kindness, love, pet ownership, PuppyPurgeCraft, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Time management, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of pet ownership? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to gift you any surprise Aussie puppies!

Join us and avoid the drama of accidentally feeding your fish the wrong food or having your aunt’s cat eat your pet lizard. Our server is pet-free and workaholic-friendly, so you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world without the added responsibility of a furry friend.

Plus, we have a special stuffed animal Clancy waiting for you in-game, so you can still experience the joy of pet ownership without any of the hassle. Trust us, your aunt and uncle will thank you for it! So come on over and let’s have a laugh together, because who knew Minecraft servers could be this wacky?

CoupCraft: Bolivia’s Blocky Takeover

authoritarianism, blocky, Bolivia, Bolivia leader, Bolivia president, Bolivias, Corruption, COUP, coup attempt, CoupCraft, Democracy, failed coup, general, Government, Latin America, leader, Military, military intervention, POLITICAL CRISIS, political instability, power struggle, president, south america, TAKEOVER

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

so, like, this server be like the craziest place in all of minecraft land. we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do backflips. it’s like a circus up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

one time, a player tried to build a giant statue of a banana, but it came to life and started dancing around the server. it was like a fruity disco party, man.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but with creepers and skeletons instead of bad guys.

if you wanna join the most wild and wacky server in all of minecraft, then you gotta come hang out with us. we promise you won’t be bored, and you might even see a chicken riding a pig. true story, bro.

Fabled SMP

alliances, Bosses, Clan Wars, dragons, enemies, FANTASY, Golems, Grief Prevention, Guilds, immersive experience, Iris, Medieval, Mounts, Pets, protected bases, PvP, RPG, RPG server, Survival, Vanilla, Wisps, Wyverns

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200
Gods Slained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Emeralds Found:	1395	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Fabled SMP is a Java Minecraft server (v1.20.2) focusing on RPG, medieval, and fantasy themes for a unique, immersive experience.

Overhauled Biomes: With Iris, explore 300+ unique biomes, including community-inspired ones. Mystic Beasts: Find new pets and mounts like golems, wyverns, dragons, and wisps. New Enemies and Bosses: Face challenging foes and bosses for thrilling combat and loot. Guilds: Join guilds for rewards and unique class improvements as you level up. PVP Enabled: Enjoy protected bases with grief prevention, and engage in clan wars and alliances.

Join us and explore more features at Fabled.pro!

Fabled.pro

PixelFam Purple

1.16.5, Community, Competitive PVP, Crate Key, Discord, donation, Economy, Events, Fun, Gts, Ip:, MCMMO, Minecraft, ONLINE, pay to win, PixelFam, Pixelmon, Reforged, Server, Survival, weekly events, Weekly Rank

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	8318
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the PixelFam Pixelmon 1.16.5! Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.11 Minecraft Version 1.16.5 IP: pixelfam.fun Discord:discord.gg/23sDdJwBKN

play.pixelfam.fun

–Minecraft: Scattered Isles– 1.12.2 || Modded || Geopolitics || Nations

Adventure, Community, Custom-designed world, Discord, discovery, Dynamic conflicts, Earth, Earth Map, Faction, Factions, family, Geopolitics, minecraft server, Modded, Modded minecraft, Mystery, Nations, Négotiation, new player, PvP, seasoned player, strategy, virtual world, WARFARE

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Minecraft: Scattered Isles is a modded Minecraft server specializing in geopolitics and dynamic conflicts that follow from its practice. You will find strategy, negotiation, and warfare in an earth map or in a custom-designed world. Our community is ever-growing, and we would like to invite you to join us in shaping the future of our virtual world. Whether you’re a seasoned modded Minecraft player or just getting started, there’s room for you in our family. Log on with us as we connect and adventure through discovery and mystery in Scattered Isles. Come help make this into a lively, wonderful community, since your involvement really counts for so much!

Disocrd: https://discord.gg/c4ZfEhQ7b5

170.205.24.17:25602

RetroGalsMC Server

Amiya Aranha, Clauvio, Jorunna, Karin, Kiki, Kiki Main Thread, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Mozumi Pichi, Mozzu Main Thread, Onolumi, Retro Girls General, RetroGalsMC, Riona, Server, Super Meche, Tomomi Toraya, Tsunderia Extended, vrg, Yumanea, Yuno Nightingale

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Join our server where you can mine diamonds while vibing to our exclusive playlist curated by DJ Onolumi.

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got Amiya Aranha leading daily raids on the Ender Dragon, Tomomi Toraya building pixel art that puts Picasso to shame, and Kiki creating redstone contraptions that will blow your mind (and your base).

But wait, there’s more! Mozumi Pichi hosts weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Riona streams her adventures in the Nether, Clauvio teaches parkour lessons on mountain cliffs, and Karin hosts a cooking show where she makes Minecraft-themed snacks (yes, even cake).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, Super Meche will serenade you with Minecraft parody songs, Yumanea will guide you through building the ultimate castle, Yuno Nightingale will tell you spooky ghost stories by the campfire, and Jorunna will… well, Jorunna is just Jorunna.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for creepers, they’re the real griefers here.

CheebsCraft Minecraft Server

9 AM Mooms, Characters, cheebs, CheebsCraft, Dedicated, Fandom, fattest fuck, Friends, Gaming, Holo verse, humor, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, role playing, satire, Server, social media, Squeebs, Thread, virtual world, weird friends

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the fattest fuck in the Holo verse and her wacky crew of misfits! Squeebs, the derpy llama, and 9 AM Mooms, the cow who’s always late for breakfast, are just a few of the eccentric characters you’ll meet on our server.

Join us for epic adventures, like trying to build a roller coaster out of bacon or racing pigs through a maze of lava pits. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and ridiculous antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a group of friends who are just as weird and wonderful as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the fattest fuck in the Holo verse has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find them and claim your riches?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyCraftServer

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Dimension Hops:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of getting lost in the wild world of Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about getting lost again! Our friendly community of players will guide you through the streets of our virtual city, teaching you all the street smarts you need to survive and thrive in the game.

From learning how to avoid creepers lurking in dark alleys to mastering the art of crafting the perfect diamond sword for street fights, our server has everything you need to become the ultimate Minecraft street smart player. So why wait? Join us now and start your epic journey to becoming the toughest player on the block!

PenisCraft: The Pinocchio Edition

Edition, PenisCraft, pinocchio

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	1871	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Emeralds Found:	1200	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats. if you don’t join, your pet chicken will start speaking in tongues and plotting against you in your sleep. trust me, you don’t want to mess with a chicken possessed by the devil.

our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you battle it. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and disco balls.

if you’re not convinced yet, just know that if you don’t join, your diamond sword will turn into a spaghetti noodle and your armor will be made of soggy bread. don’t let that happen to you, come join the madness and let’s build some ridiculous things together.