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Bros’ Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the chaos is always brewing! Picture this: you and your buddies are starting off the game by throwing poop on a G*rmans house. Why, you ask? Well, because why not! Our server is all about letting loose and causing mayhem in the most ridiculous ways possible.

But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

Wall Paper Minecraft SMP Expert

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where changing wall papers on Windows is just the beginning of the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and dance parties with creepers. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco club run by zombie villagers. So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Polka Clownpiece Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have a threesome with Polka and Clownpiece! That’s right, two clowns slobbering on your cock as they honk honk your balls! It’s a wild and crazy time on our server, where anything goes and the fun never stops. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to get a little weird. See you there, bros!

The Reason Why I Suffer More Than Others and Stand as a ‘Failure’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds all day? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you!

Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and consciousness that will make you question your very existence. Our players are so emotionally intelligent, they can feel the pixels on their screens crying out for help.

But don’t worry, we’re not all doom and gloom. We also have epic battles with giant chickens, build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and have dance parties in the Nether.

So if you’re ready to join a server where being a failure in life is a badge of honor and suffering is just another way to prove how woke you are, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, we’re full of ourselves and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

Culture Craft Minecraft Server

4X Game, Advanced technology, ai, Civilization, Craft, crpg, culture, Diplomacy, diverse characters, Ethics, Exploration, futuristic, Immersive, Minecraft, morality, player choice, rich lore, science fiction, Server, simulation, space opera, strategy, utopian society, world-building

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for the chance to battle giant chickens, ride unicorns into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret hidden dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through the Nether, and a dance party every Friday night in the village square. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge you to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

FURRY JOI THREAD Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7227
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6095	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft SMPs? Looking for a server that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid llamas? Well, look no further than our Furry JOI/JOE/Caption Thread #406 (Jerk Off Instructions, Encouragement, and Captions) – Lizard Wife (Male) Edition!

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can get your daily dose of furry fun while building epic structures and battling creepers. Need some encouragement to keep mining that diamond? We’ve got you covered with our JOI/JOE posts that will have you laughing and mining at the same time.

And if you’re feeling creative, why not try your hand at making some hilarious captions with our free caption making software? Who knows, you might just become the next meme sensation of the server!

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might even find your lizard wife (male) waiting for you in the pixelated sunset. It’s a wild ride, but hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

Trump’s Blocky Empire – Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as President Trump’s rallies? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more excitement than a Trump speech in Macon, GA. Build your own MAGA castle and defend it against enemies who want to make Minecraft weak again. Don’t believe us? Just ask Liz Harrington, our official Trump Spox who will hype up this server like it’s the best thing since Twitter. Explore the Donald J Trump Presidential Library, where you can find all the best builds and strategies to make your Minecraft world great again. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot President Trump himself roaming the server, ready to lead you to victory. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallAroundYourBase #Trump2024 #MinecraftMAGA

WHEN YOU’RE STANDING NEXT TO ME Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by flying pigs and dancing creepers. It turns out, our server has a special mod that brings all the mobs to life and gives them killer dance moves. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The catch? You have to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off to unlock it. It’s like a Minecraft version of “Dancing with the Stars”!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the power of standing next to me…and maybe even find yourself in the middle of a mob dance party. Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss!

Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7242
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
New Chunks Explored:	952595	Void Armor Forged:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our Buffed Cinderella edition is sure to blow your mind with its crazy features and wacky adventures.

Join us for a game download that will have you hooked on Android, iOS, or PC. But be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave!

Our General Info/FAQ for New Players will answer all your burning questions about this wild world we’ve created. And don’t forget to check out our Additional Links for even more insanity.

But that’s not all! Get ready for some insane events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] where you’ll be celebrating like never before. And don’t miss out on Full Burst Day – Weekends, where things get even crazier!

Looking for a challenge? Join our upcoming events like Co-op: Land Eater and Solo Raid: Behemoth. These missions will push you to your limits and beyond!

And let’s not forget about our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel: Pure Grace. These characters will have you laughing and crying with their outrageous abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for Grave, our upcoming special recruit who will shake things up in ways you never thought possible.

And don’t even get us started on our Costume Passes. From Scarlet: Black Shadow to D: Killer Wife, these outfits will have you strutting your stuff like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Unacceptable Tennis Diversity – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone builds the same basic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: a server where the tennis courts are made out of blocks of TNT that explode every time someone scores a point. Talk about a real blast! And don’t even get us started on the players – we’ve got a llama riding champion, a parrot that can serve better than Serena Williams, and a creeper who’s just here for the snacks (watch out for those explosive volleys!).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as diverse and unpredictable as a game of tennis on a volcano, come join us! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft Grand Slam champion. Or at the very least, you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that one time you got served by a zombie in a tennis match.