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The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

long tail tag, Minecraft, Official, pony, smp, Thread

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

SandwichSis Minecraft Server

aita, bullying, Disrespect, family dynamics, favoritism, game development, Golden Child, Grandparents, Gymnastics, Jealousy, Manners, Minecraft, parental love, Resentment, sandwich, SandwichSis, School, Server, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, Siblings, Support

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

abortion, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, DAUGHTER, disagreement, Eye, family, husband, in-laws, loyalty, mommas, MONEY, Party, relationship, Secrets, SisSneakNoMore, sister, Support, Trust, Understanding, watchful

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

Adventure, BUILD, CraftyCraze, creativity, dream life, Exploration, Explore, freedom, fulfillment, Happiness, hobbies, learning, leisure, luxury, Passion, Peace of mind, personal growth, philanthropy, Relaxation, self-care, travel, Volunteer work, wellness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8422
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

DesertingTroopsMC Server

Arrival, Conflict, Defection, deserting, DesertingTroopsMC, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, foreign affairs, Frontline, global news, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, Military, military deployment, military intervention, north korean, political tensions, security threats, Server, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

UkrainianDroneDrama

Conflict, drone operators, eastern europe, Hostilities, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, investigation, Justice, Loss, Military, Murdered, Peace efforts, political tensions, russians, Tragedy, tragic events, UKRAINIAN, UkrainianDroneDrama, Victims, War Crimes

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Touching Universe Craft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

blocky, Blunders, confusion, Curiosity, Development, Event, Happened, Happenings, Incident, inquiry, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, occurrence, Server, Situation, unexpected

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	3377
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

Boom Time Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Magic Items Found:	3879	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!