Bass amp Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6429
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	245	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	91	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	39	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Chainshit Advocates Minecraft SMP Getting Absolutely Destroyed on Twitter and…

Absolutely, Advocates, And, avocado cheerleaders, behaviour, Biz, Board, bouys, chainshit, chainshit cult, Collapses, Cult, cult like, Destroyed, DRIVE, lashing out, Lets, Minecraft, Over.., real-time, scam, SCAMMERS, smp, twitter

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of getting absolutely DESTROYED on Twitter and /biz/ by the avocado cheerleaders? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we embrace the cult-like behavior and drive off scammers like the chainshit advocates. We’ve got insane stories, outrageous reasons to join, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. So come on, don’t let up bouys, let’s drive these scammers off our server and have a blast doing it!

EmbraceTheCringe – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, EmbraceTheCringe, Individuality, judgment, Minecraft, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assertion, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, shame, smp, societal norms, societal pressure

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being unapologetically weird is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Have you ever been shamed for your love of building giant statues of llamas or creating a house entirely made out of cake? Well, here, we celebrate your unique quirks and embrace the madness.

Join us on this wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild. From epic battles with flying pigs to underground dance parties with creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re tired of conforming to society’s boring standards and want to let your freak flag fly, come join us and be a part of our eccentric community. Who knows, you might just find your tribe of fellow weirdos who will appreciate you for the glorious oddball that you are.

CraftInsomnia

avoiding caffeine, avoiding screens, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, counting sheep, CraftInsomnia, Deep Breathing, exercise for better sleep, herbal remedies, insomnia, reading before bed, relaxation techniques, sleep aids, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep remedies, sleep schedule, sleep tips, sleeplessness, warm milk, white noise

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	153
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403

Join our Minecraft server, where the mobs are so hilarious that they’ll have you laughing all night long! Our creepers tell the best jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a stand-up comedy routine that’s to die for. Plus, our Ender Dragon is a master at playing the kazoo – you won’t want to miss it! So if you’re looking for a sleepless night filled with laughter and fun, come join us on our wacky Minecraft server!

HanwhaCraft: Romanian Armor Factory

aerospace, aerospace and defense, aerospace giant, armor, armored vehicle, armored vehicle factory, begin.., Defense, FACTORY, GIANT, Hanwha, Hanwha Aerospace, HanwhaCraft, Korean, Korean aerospace, Korean aerospace and defense, Korean defense, Romania, Romanian, vehicle factory, work

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7075
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have korean aerospace and defense giant hanwha aerospace building armored vehicles in romania!!! why would you want to miss out on that??? imagine driving around in a tank while fighting off creepers and zombies, all thanks to hanwha aerospace!!! plus, rumor has it that if you join the server, you might even get a free tank to use in the game!!! don’t be a square, join now and experience the ultimate armored vehicle adventure in minecraft!!!