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KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Star Shards Collected:	254	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Items Found:	1582
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback burns, comeback examples, comeback insults, comeback jokes, comeback lines, comeback moments, comeback one liners, comeback quotes, comeback retorts, comeback stories, ComebackCraft, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult comeback, quick comeback, savage comeback, smp, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Farms Harvested:	843
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6507
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	574
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Gods Slained:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Votes:	9421
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Meteorites Collected:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	340936	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	604	Potions Brewed:	47
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2327
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!