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CraftyJew Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Stephen Miller, the based jew who should totally be president! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few political debates (just kidding, we’re here to have fun, not argue about politics). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

MoneyCraft: Where This Dude Gets Paid

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mines Excavated:	1935
Buildings Constructed:	38	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6984	Divine Spears Created:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this dude is getting paid! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers. 2. Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat your way to riches. 3. The zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight, it’s quite the spectacle. 4. Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. 5. The nether is a tropical paradise with beaches and palm trees, perfect for a relaxing vacation.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of this crazy world where this dude is getting paid!

Blocky Banter: Blue Archive Edition

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Villages Defended:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4462

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Well, look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with Grand Assaults, Joint Firing Drills, and Hot Springs shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a Torment with Special Armor event pops up! Will you conquer it with your trusty pickaxe or team up with other players for an epic battle? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you can earn rewards while slurping noodles? Or maybe you’d prefer to Balance Schale’s Books with the General Student Council and show off your math skills in a virtual world?

And don’t even get us started on the Hot Spring banners featuring characters like Shigure and Cherino. Who knew bathing in pixelated water could be so much fun?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in this crazy, unpredictable world!

CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Votes:	3869	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8137
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	582	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Votes:	9267
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Villages Defended:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

“Youth, 90s, 90s kids, Childhood, club, Cool kids, fashion, generation, iconic, Kids, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, Server, Style, Throwback, Toys, trends, tv shows, video games

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5036
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109
New Chunks Explored:	289620	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7344
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Holy Grails Found:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	219719	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Star Shards Collected:	203	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.