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CerealFirstToothpasteNext

breakfast choices, breakfast habits, CEREAL, cereal first, CerealFirstToothpasteNext, daily rituals, dental care, dental hygiene, milk, milk first, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Personal preferences, pouring habits, quirky habits, toothbrush, toothbrush wetting, Toothpaste, toothpaste application

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	161
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Star Shards Collected:	110
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the players are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! we got players who pour cereal before milk, like who does that? they probably also brush their teeth before wetting the toothbrush, absolute madlads! if you want to be part of this crazy gang, join us now and experience the chaos for yourself! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a normal person who likes things in the right order, then maybe stay away. but if you’re a rebel who likes to live life on the edge, then this is the server for you! come on, what are you waiting for? brush those teeth and hop on in!

☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

Auctions, Challenges, cross-platform, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Exclusive content, Featuring, Fish, Fishing, forget, Kits, Land claiming, Lobster, minecraft community, Perks, PvP, Quests, Resets, Shaded family, Shops, smp, sunburnt, sunglasses, sunscreen, twitter, Updates, Vote, vote ranks, WEEKLY, Weekly Challenges

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Server IP	play.shaded.gg
Discord	https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
TikTok	https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

Overview:

Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

Features:

NEW! Fishing Log
NEW! Lobster Pots
NEW! PvP Arena
Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join Shaded?

A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Villages Defended:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	56	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

Minecraft SMP: LindseyGrahamBombsIran

ayatollah, carpet bomb, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, hostages, international relations, iran, Israel, Lindsey Graham, LindseyGrahamBombsIran, LindseyGrahamSC, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Politics, sanctions, smp, Threats, twitter

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Get ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever! We’ve got Lindsey Graham threatening to carpet bomb Iran if the Ayatollah doesn’t release Israel’s hostages – talk about drama! But don’t worry, we promise our server is a safe space for all players (except maybe the Ayatollah). Join now for a chance to witness some insane geopolitical Minecraft battles and maybe even broker some peace deals between warring factions. Who needs real-world politics when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Grab your pickaxe and join us today!

BILsGriefMinecraftServer

Assertiveness, BILsGriefMinecraftServer, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, consequences, Cultural differences, cultural norms, discipline, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, Family Values, family visit, parenting challenges, parenting struggles, personal property, property damage, respect for others’ belongings, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of Irish kids on a rampage? Look no further! Join our server for some crazy adventures and chaos that will make you question your sanity.

We promise to provide you with the same level of excitement as when those little rascals from Ireland broke OP’s camera lens, ruined the disc thing, and even drew on his car with sticks and rocks. Who needs boring old griefers when you can have real-life troublemakers wreaking havoc on your virtual world?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the unexpected is just another day in the blocky world, join us now! Just be sure to keep an eye on your belongings, or you might end up like OP with a broken camera lens and drawings on your car. See you there, if you dare!

SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL

Argument, attitude, Chicago, Communication, comparison, condescending, disability, family, Hometown, Housing, Jealousy, judgment, misunderstanding, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Siblings, SisHouseEnvyNoCareLOL, suburban-living, urban living, VALUES

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a KFC run in the middle of the night? Look no further, my dude! Our server is like Chicago – always open for business and full of opportunities.

Join us and build your dream house, just like OP did in the big city. Sure, your sister may think it’s just a “starter home,” but we know you’ll make it a forever home. And who cares if she got a bigger house for less money back in your hometown? We’re all about quality over quantity here!

Plus, we don’t tolerate any drama like OP’s sister trying to guilt trip him for gas money. Ain’t nobody got time for that! So come join us and leave the family feuds behind. Our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who aren’t afraid to live their best virtual life. See you there!

NoMusicSMP – Minecraft SMP

albums, artists, controversial, culture, debate, dislike, Eliminate, Favorite, genre, get rid of, least favorite, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), musical taste, NoMusicSMP, opinion, Preferences, smp, society, songs, trends, unpopular

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Players Killed by Monsters:	6204

Are you tired of hearing the same old tunes in your Minecraft world? Well, look no further because on our server, we have banned all music genres except for “Minecraft parodies of popular songs”! That’s right, get ready to jam out to hilarious and cringey parodies of your favorite hits while you mine and craft your way to victory.

Join our server now and experience the joy of listening to “Creeper, Aw Man” on repeat while you build your epic base. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden jukebox that plays nothing but “Baby Shark” remixes!

So say goodbye to boring old music genres and hello to the wacky world of Minecraft parodies on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

CharmCraft – Unexpectantly Charming!

captivating personality, CharmCraft, charming, charming attributes, charming behavior, charming characteristics, charming demeanor, charming discovery, charming features, charming individual, charming nature, charming person, charming qualities, charming traits, delightful characteristics, endearing traits, hidden charm, pleasant surprise, surprising charm, Unexpectantly, unexpected charm, unique charm

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	455	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to discover the most unexpectedly charming quality in someone – like our admin who can build a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower using only their toes! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a player who can tame creepers and make them do the Macarena on command.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Whisperer, who can communicate with chickens in their own language and lead them into epic battles against the evil pigs. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and quirky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most unexpectedly charming adventure of your pixelated life!

PalyanytsyaCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, drone, eastern europe, innovation, international relations, jet-propelled, Language, Military, military drone, military technology, Minecraft, new technology, Palyanytsya, PalyanytsyaCraft, pronunciation, russia, Russian-Ukrainian relations, Server, Technology, Ukraine

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

come join the server where we have jet-propelled drones flying around like crazy russians trying to pronounce ‘Palyanytsya’! you’ll be dodging drones left and right while trying to build your epic base. but watch out, because the drones might accidentally blow up your creations if they can’t say ‘Palyanytsya’ right! it’s a wild ride on this server, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the drone chaos!

WagnerCraft: No Tragic Mistakes!

Belarus, border, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign ministry, international relations, intervention, Mercenaries, Military, MISTAKES, Peacekeeping, political tensions, SECURITY, tragic, tragic mistakes, Troops, Ukraine, Wagner PMC, WagnerCraft, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have belarusian troops and mercenaries from wagner PMC fighting at the border with Ukraine! like, who wouldn’t want to be a part of this chaotic battle for survival?! the foreign ministry is even begging us not to make “tragic mistakes” and to withdraw, but we’re like nah, let’s keep the madness going! join now for a wild ride of craziness and mayhem, where anything can happen!