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| Players: |
90/800 |
Votes: |
2166 |
| Rating: |
4.5 / 5 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: |
2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: |
2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: |
7 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: |
6 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: |
2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: |
7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: |
195 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: |
4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: |
2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: |
1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: |
12 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
17 |
| Void Armor Forged: |
11 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: |
5 |
so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this
server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!
but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!
we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!
so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!
