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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2913 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?
Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!