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CardSwipeCraft

anxiety, apple pay, Boundaries, budgeting, CardSwipeCraft, clean slate, Communication, credit card, finances, financial management, financial responsibility, Financial Stability, Girlfriend, PARANOIA, personal finance, relationship, SPENDING, Trust, trust issues, trustworthiness, unnecessary spending

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

So, I was mining away in Minecraft, minding my own business, when I stumbled upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds. I was so excited, but then I realized that my in-game spending was getting out of control. I mean, I was buying unnecessary things left and right, like diamond-encrusted armor for my chickens and golden carrots for my pigs.

I called up my Minecraft girlfriend to tell her to stop spending our in-game currency so frivolously. I mean, we need to save up for that enchanted diamond sword, right? But she got all huffy and said it felt like I didn’t trust her with our virtual funds. Like, come on, babe, it’s just pixels!

Long story short, she finally removed my card from her Minecraft Apple Pay, and now we can start fresh with our savings. So, if you want to join our Minecraft server, where the drama is as real as the diamonds, come on over! Just be prepared for some serious in-game financial discussions and maybe a few virtual therapy sessions.

KidFearz Minecraft SMP

bizarre childhood fears, bizarre fears, childhood anxieties, childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood terrors, funny fears, funny phobias, irrational fears, KidFearz, Minecraft, odd fears, peculiar phobias, quirky fears, quirky phobias, smp, strange childhood fears, strange phobias, unique fears, unusual childhood fears, unusual phobias, weird childhood fears

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8019
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive your childhood fears in a virtual world! We have a haunted forest filled with spooky creatures that will make you scream like a little kid again. Plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the monsters… if you can find it! So come join us and face your fears in the most ridiculous way possible!

CashCraft: Broke & Blocky

blocky, BROKE, career advancement, CashCraft, debt accumulation, emergency expenses, financial crisis, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial hardship, financial independence, financial insecurity, Financial Stability, financial stress, increased cost of living, job loss, lack of savings, living paycheck to paycheck, low-income, side hustle, struggling to make ends meet, unexpected bills

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5032
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Runes Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	862

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft, just minding your own business, when suddenly a creeper blows up all your hard-earned diamonds? Well, on our server, we have a special “Creeper Insurance” policy that guarantees you’ll never lose your precious loot again! Join us and say goodbye to creeper-induced heart attacks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have witnessed it swear by its existence. Join now and try your luck at finding this elusive creature!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of invincible llamas who will protect you from any hostile mobs that dare to come near you? That’s right, no more worrying about getting ambushed by zombies or skeletons while you’re out exploring.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start raking in the diamonds like never before! Trust us, your Minecraft wallet will thank you.

RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

anti-LGBTQ+, civil rights, discrimination, equality, georgia, Georgian, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ discrimination, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ rights movement, LGBTQ rights violation, LGBTQ+ legislation, Minecraft, Parliament, PASSES, Politics, RainbowCraft, Server, social justice

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2316
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	151
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	457	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Towns Built:	8

so, like, u know how some servers r like super boring and lame? well, not this one! this server is so lit, u won’t even believe it! we have unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and even a secret disco party in the nether!

oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt where u can find diamonds the size of ur head? yea, it’s totally real! plus, our community is so awesome, u won’t wanna leave! we have the friendliest players who will help u build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen!

and get this, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all the creepers and zombies away! so u can build to ur heart’s content without any interruptions.

so, what r u waiting for? come join us on this epic adventure and be part of the craziest Minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!

SatelliteBlockCraft

Astronomy, astronomy enthusiasts, Blocking, celestial bodies, elon musk, light pollution, Musk, night sky, satellite constellations, SatelliteBlockCraft, satellites, skywatching, Space, space exploration, spacex, Stargazing, starlink, Technology, telescope viewing, Universe, view

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

so, like, u know how u wanna look up at the stars in minecraft and be all like, “woah, universe, u so big”? well, guess what? musk’s satellites be all up in the sky, blocking our view of the universe! but fear not, cuz on this server, we got a secret portal that takes u to a universe where musk’s satellites don’t exist! u can gaze at the stars all u want, no interruptions! join us for a cosmic adventure like no other, where the only thing blocking ur view is ur own awesomeness!

Pirate Parrot Haven

animal therapy, bird companions, Birds, Companionship, emotional support animals, emotional support birds, exotic pets, feathered friends, Haven, Parrot, parrot therapy, parrots, Pets, Pirate, pirate companions, pirate companionship, pirate parrots, pirate pets, pirate support animals, Pirates, support animals, therapy animals, unique pets

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

join our epic minecraft server where parrots are the first emotional support animals that support pirates. yarr matey, these feathered friends will help you navigate the treacherous seas and find hidden treasure.

we have a special quest where you must train your parrot to speak pirate slang and crack secret codes to unlock chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

but beware, there are rival pirate crews trying to steal your loot and sabotage your parrot training. team up with other players to defend your ship and protect your precious booty.

so come aboard and set sail on the high seas of minecraft adventure. with parrots as your trusty sidekicks, nothing can stop you from becoming the ultimate pirate king. arrrgh!

ShinyMc

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Romanian Unique Minecraft PVP Creative Minigames Economy Skyblock Faction Vanilla Roleplay Adventure Mods Plugins Community PvPvE Hardcore Quests Redstone

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5499
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	8877
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	164
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

ShinyMc is a new Romanian Minecraft server, Survival type with a lot of unique things on the server!

188.212.100.72:25570

terpocolypse

Economy, ENGAGEMENT, Players, PvP, Server, Survival, terpocolypse

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2388
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

terpocolypse is a survival economy based server with a little touch of pvp we mainly focus on our economy and engagment with players and we hope you enjoy the server as much as ive enjoyed putting it together

terpocolypse.com:25660

Flippin’ Fun Minecraft Server

Adventure, animation, Anime, Colorful, Coming of Age, Creative, Entertainment, Exploration, FANTASY, Flip Flappers, Flippin, friendship, Fun, Hidden Gem, Imaginative, Magical Girls, mind-bending, Minecraft, Recommendation, review, Server, surreal, Television series, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Imagine a world where every block is made of candy and every mob is a cute anime character from Flip Flappers. That’s right, on our server, you can battle it out with Cocona and Papika while building a house made entirely out of Pocky sticks!

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking cat named Buu-chan. And if you manage to defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical wand that lets you turn any block into a delicious dessert of your choice. Want to build a castle made of cotton candy? Done. How about a roller coaster made of chocolate? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our crazy, candy-filled world? Join us now and let the sugary adventures begin!

Bandwidth Boss Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Bandwidth, Boss, content delivery network, data, data centers, Digital Media, Infrastructure, internet, internet traffic, Minecraft, network optimization, online platform, online video, Servers, smp, streaming, Technology, traffic management, Video, video compression, video hosting, video streaming

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so wild that even YouTube struggles to handle the sheer amount of bandwidth we use. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the insane reasons why you should join us:

– Our server is home to a group of mischievous pandas who have mastered the art of trolling players. They’ll steal your diamonds, prank your builds, and maybe even challenge you to a dance-off.

– We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they’re plotting to overthrow the human players and take control of the server.

– Our Nether is a never-ending party zone where the ghasts throw raves and the piglins have a thriving economy based on trading rare items. Just be careful not to get caught in the crossfire of their turf wars.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!