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TimeOutTina on Minecraft SMP

behind schedule, Minecraft, no time left, out of hours, out of time, out of time frame, out of time limit, pressed for time, running late, running out of time, short on time, smp, time constraints, time crunch, time is elapsing, time is fleeting, time is passing, time is running out, time is slipping away, time is ticking., Time is up, Time management, TimeOutTina

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Mines Excavated:	2242	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Creeper King, who roams the land in a sparkly pink tutu, spreading glitter and explosions wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim his enchanted disco ball as your own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

AirportAbandonmentMC Server

Ahead, Airport, AirportAbandonmentMC, baggage check, Communication, customs, Decision making, Departure, Fault, Friend, Gate, LEAVING, Lost, Miscommunication., missed flight, misunderstanding, passport control, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, split path, travel, vacation

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting lost is half the fun! Just like the split path at the airport, you never know where you’ll end up next in our world. Join us for epic adventures where you might accidentally leave your friend behind, only to have them go through a series of crazy challenges to catch up to you.

Explore different paths, take the wrong turns, and experience the thrill of trying to find your way back to your friends. Who needs to stick together all the time anyway? It’s every player for themselves in this wild and unpredictable server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate our twisted world. Just remember, if you lose your friends, it’s all part of the fun!

CraftyKicksMC

Apologize.., Collector, CraftyKicksMC, disrespectful friend, game consoles, game night, History, hobby, make things right, making fun, overreacted, Sensitive, sentimental value, significant value, thick skin, trashed hobby, Understanding, Upset, valuable possessions, vintage video games

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	7298
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of friends who don’t appreciate your vintage video game collection? Join our Minecraft server where we only allow true collectors who understand the value of a rare console!

Don’t let a “Jake” ruin your gaming experience – on our server, we kick out anyone who disrespects your passion for retro gaming. Build your own virtual collection and show it off to fellow gamers who will actually appreciate it.

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious stories of players getting kicked out for pretending to throw rare items across the room. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server!

So join us now and let’s game in peace, away from the Jakes of the world. You won’t regret it!

PickaxePickupLines – Minecraft SMP

best pickup line, cheesy pickup lines, clever pickup lines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny pickup lines, memorable pickup lines, Minecraft, PickaxePickupLines, pickup line, pickup line advice, pickup line conversation starters, pickup line examples, pickup line fails, pickup line humor, pickup line jokes, pickup line stories, pickup line success, pickup line tips, romance, smooth pickup lines, smp, witty pickup lines

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Runes Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a chance to use your best pickup lines on our players and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who knows, you might even find someone who will mine diamonds with you for eternity! So come join us, where love is just a creeper explosion away!

FoodComaCraft

culinary fatigue, culinary repetition, dislike, food aversion, food boredom, food burnout, food excess, food exhaustion, food monotony, food overconsumption, food overindulgence, food regret, food repetition, food saturation, food weariness, FoodComaCraft, overeating, overindulgence, palate fatigue

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Are you tired of eating the same old food in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about food again! Our server has a magical food system where every time you eat a potato, it turns into a golden apple! Say goodbye to boring old potatoes and hello to endless golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Tree! Yes, you heard that right. A tree that grows bacon! Imagine building your house next to a Bacon Tree and waking up to the delicious smell of sizzling bacon every morning. It’s a dream come true!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where food is never boring and bacon grows on trees. You’ll never look at potatoes the same way again!

BullBanCraft – No Bullfighting Allowed!

activism, Allowed, animal cruelty, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights movement, animal welfare, Ban, bill, BullBanCraft, bullfighting, colombia, Cruelty, cultural practices, Entertainment, ethical issues, legislation, president, PROTESTS, public opinion, south america, tradition

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Farms Harvested:	556	Potions Brewed:	82

yOu knOw what else is banned? Boring Minecraft servers! cOme join us in a land where bullfighting is banned and fun is mandatory! We have llamas that can do the Macarena and pigs that can fly (literally, we have a mod for that)! Our community is so lit, we once had a dance party with the Ender Dragon! sO what are you waiting for? jOin us now and let’s make some crazy memories together!

ChemicalCraft: Mirror Universe

alternate dimensions, Alternate Reality, chemical formula, ChemicalCraft, cosmic mysteries, Exploration, infinite possibilities, interdimensional travel, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, MIRROR, Mirrors, Multiverse, parallel universe, Quantum Mechanics, reality bending, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, theoretical physics, theoretical science, thought experiment, Universe

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	228	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85

come join our minecraft server where we have cracked the code to view other universes through mirrors!! 😱🌌

imagine building your blocky castle while peering into a parallel dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking infinite diamonds. 🐔💎

so why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be exploring alternate realities and chatting with poultry prodigies? join us now before the mirror universe police shut us down! 🚓🔑

TowerSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, mmorpg, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Love Letters Sent:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Towns Built:	9	Crops Grown:	8837
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to TowerSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure and creativity meet! Step into a world filled with epic structures, challenging quests, and a tight-knit community of passionate players. Whether you’re an experienced builder or just starting out, TowerSMP has something for everyone.

Our server is specifically designed to elevate your gaming experience. With unique plugins, exciting events, and a dynamic economy, there’s always something new to discover. Team up with friends to construct impressive towers, defend your bases from hostile mobs, and explore mysterious dungeons packed with valuable treasures.

At TowerSMP, it’s not just about the game but also the community. Make new friends, share your creations, and learn from the best builders in our active Discord server. We believe in fair play and a friendly environment, ensuring everyone has a great time.

So what are you waiting for? Join TowerSMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Your new journey starts here.

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FootFetishFaded Minecraft Server

acceptance, CHANGE, Development, Evolving, feet, foot fetish, FootFetishFaded, gross, Improvement, Minecraft, personal growth, progress, robot card, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-acceptance, Server, Shirts, Shoes, SNEAKERS, Social, transformation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of being a social sperg? Are you ready to turn in your robot card and embrace the world of normal shoes and shirts? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the transformation from foot fetishist to fashionista. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing designer shoes and Gucci shirts. So come on, join us and leave your grotty old t-shirts behind. Who knows, you might even start feeling less shit this year!

SchnitzelCraft SMP – Minecraft SMP /deutsch/

abenteuer, ausgabe, Badesee, CHICAS, deutsch, Entspannung, Erinnerungen, FREUNDE, Gruppenausflug, Minecraft, natur, Picknick, Reise, SchnitzelCraft, Schwimmen, smp, sommer, sonne, Sonnenbaden, Spas, Strand, Urlaub, Wassersport

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4005
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	68
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the ultimate beach party extravaganza! Picture this: you and your fellow players chilling by the virtual lake, sipping on virtual cocktails, and soaking up the virtual sun. But watch out, because the Chicas are always up to some mischief – you never know when a water balloon fight might break out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary underwater dance party. Dive deep into the lake and boogie down with the sea creatures as the DJ spins the hottest tracks. Just be careful not to get too carried away and drown!

So why wait? Join Ausgabe vom Badesee mit den Chicas today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you can have beach parties and underwater raves?