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LebCraftWar: Reserve Brigade Alert!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	5362	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

OMG, u guys, this server is like, so lit, it’s like the IDF mobilizing 2 reserve brigades to the north, but in Minecraft form! We’re like, signaling a possible ground war in Lebanon, but with blocks and stuff! Join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures, you won’t regret it! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, like, for realz. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s gooooooo!

Sun’s 3rd Wheel Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1069	Villages Defended:	8
Crops Grown:	3472	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where all problems on earth are “3rd world problems” because it’s the 3rd closest planet to the sun. we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens. our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. plus, our virtual reality feature lets you ride dragons and battle unicorns in a magical land of endless possibilities. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

CheeseCraft: Ancient Dairy Fun

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the world’s oldest cheese as our main power source!! yes, you heard that right, our cheese is 3,600 years old and filled with cow and goat DNA for extra flavor. not only that, but it’s infused with the bacterium Lactobacillus kefiranofaciens, which gives you super powers in the game.

imagine building your own cheese castle or riding a cheese-powered minecart through the land. our server is filled with cheesy adventures and probiotic power-ups that will keep you coming back for more. join now and experience the evolution of gaming and human health in a whole new whey. it’s gonna be grate!

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	20060	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Void Armor Forged:	26
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	777
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	242
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

building, coping strategies, DepressCraft, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mindfulness, pixels, positive thinking, Professional help, Punching, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smiles, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Back To The Craft

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Farms Harvested:	132
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?