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| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1204 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Are you tired of your stepdaughter watching creepy Barbie videos on YouTube? Join our Minecraft server where the only inappropriate thing you’ll see is a creeper blowing up your house! Our server is so safe, even grandma will approve (unless she’s a creeper in disguise). Don’t let the MIL drama get you down, come join the fun and build a world where the only squirting and creaming happening is with buckets of milk and cake batter. Trust us, this server is a lot safer than letting your stepdaughter watch those weird videos. Let’s block those inappropriate videos together and build a world where the only thing getting deleted is blocks to make room for your epic creations. Join now and let’s game on, no overstepping allowed (unless it’s overstepping to build a giant statue of yourself, then go for it)!
