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Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

#gamer, Calliope Mori, entertainer, ForestCalliopeCraft, Gaming, hololive, Idol, illustrator, japanese, Minecraft, mori calliope, Server, Singer, streaming, the marathoning midnight hour mistress, virtual talent, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, カリオペ, 森

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1538
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Void Gems Collected:	36	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Animals Bred:	54
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	25

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2871
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	120
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	2830
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!