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UNRWA Massacre Madness

Accountability, Channel 12, complicit, Conflict, employees, HUMAN RIGHTS, immunity, impunity, international law, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, MIDDLE EAST, refugee agency, Report, UN, united nations, UNRWA, War Crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	206	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have UN employees seeking immunity for causing chaos and destruction in the game! they are complicit in the october 7 massacre of creepers and zombies, but hey, who cares when you can join in on the fun?! come build your own UN headquarters and pretend to be a corrupt employee trying to cover up their crimes. it’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a rollercoaster made of TNT! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Soy Milk Saves Hearts Server

Adults, blood lipids, blood pressure, cardiometabolic risk factors, cholesterol, cow’s milk, dairy alternatives, diet, health statuses, healthy living, heart health, Hearts, hypertension, inflammation, inflammatory markers, milk, nutrition, plant-based milk, research, saves, Server, soy, soymilk, sweetened soymilk, systematic review

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Magic Items Found:	3017
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3203	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	2011

so u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, we got soymilk instead of cow’s milk! ya heard me right, soymilk all day every day! and get dis, it dont mess with ur heart stuff and it even makes ur blood and inflammation better! like, who knew soymilk could be so lit, amirite? come join us and sip on dat sweet soymilk while u build ur epic castle and fight off creepers and stuff. trust me, u won’t regret it! #soymilkgang #minecraftmadness

Luminion.net

custom fishing, Custom World Generation, Czech, Economy, Luminion.net, MCMMO, Minecraft, Parkour, pay to win, PvE, PvP, Resource worlds, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Luminion.net We are a Czech Survival Economy server with no pay to win features. We have a custom world generation, resource worlds, custom fishing and more.

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Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

4chan, BROKEN, broken catalog, CATALOG, catalog errors, community feedback, forum glitches, imageboard, internet forum, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, r9k, reddit, Server, software bugs, technical issues, technology support, Troubleshooting, user complaints, user experience, website functionality, website maintenance, website problems

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7155
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	3885	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Stardust Crusaders Minecraft SMP – The Best JoJo Part in Japan!

Adventure, Anime, Araki Hirohiko, Battles, Characters, crusaders, cultural impact, Dio Brando, fanbase, iconic, Japan, jojo, Jotaro Kujo, long-running series, Manga, Minecraft, part, Popular, smp, stand users, Stardust, Stardust Crusaders, storytelling, Supernatural, unique art style

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only adventure you get is digging for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild ride straight out of a JoJo episode! Join us on Stardust Crusaders, where every player is a stand user with their own unique powers. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes or summon a giant chicken to fight for you? Anything is possible in this wacky world!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Stardust Crusaders, a group of players who have banded together to defeat the evil Dio and his army of creepers. Join them on epic quests to uncover ancient relics, battle powerful bosses, and save the world from certain doom. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect all the JoJo-themed items scattered around the map, you’ll unlock a secret ending where you become the ultimate stand user!

So why wait? Join Stardust Crusaders today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way – just watch out for any suspicious-looking vampires lurking in the shadows…

GirlfriendMadnessCraft

aita, Argument, argument resolution, Boundaries, CAR, Communication, Conversation, Coworkers, DISRESPECTFUL, Friend, girlfriend upset, GirlfriendMadnessCraft, high school, job stories, misunderstanding, Principle, relationship, Respect, Trust, Women, work

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we value friendly conversations between coworkers – even if they’re all women in a car at 10:30 PM! Join us for some epic adventures and drama-filled arguments that will leave you questioning the principles of the situation. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a group of coworkers ready to chat about their messed up job horror stories? Don’t be weird, join our server today and show off your respect for virtual friendships! #MinecraftDrama #GirlfriendVsCoworkers

Skillz4SMP: Minecraft SMP

Adaptability, Communication, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, education, emotional intelligence, financial literacy, leadership, lifelong learning, mindfulness, Minecraft, networking, personal growth, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, skill development, Skillz4SMP, smp, Stress Management, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the ancient art of llama whispering! Our server is home to a secret society of llama trainers who communicate with these majestic creatures through interpretive dance and llama-themed karaoke nights. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve serenaded a llama with a heartfelt rendition of “I Will Always Love You” by Whitney Houston. So come join us and unlock your inner llama whisperer – your llama army awaits! 🦙💃🎤 #LlamaWhispererSquadGoals

BlockyBootyMinecraft

awkward humor, BlockyBootyMinecraft, breaking the ice, comedic relief, comedic timing, Embarrassing moment, fart joke, farting etiquette, farting in public, flatulence, Funny Moments, funny quotes, funny situations, humor, humorous reactions, jokester, Laughter, social awkwardness, witty comebacks, witty remarks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9291
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	125
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of farting in front of people and getting weird looks? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special command that lets you fart in-game and make everyone laugh instead! Join us for a gas-tastic time filled with hilarious moments and unforgettable memories. Plus, rumor has it that if you fart enough times, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly with your own gas propulsion system. So come on over and let the farting festivities begin!

MethaneMayhemCraft

coal mine explosion, emergency response, environmental impact, explosion aftermath, fatal incident, hazardous gases, industrial accident, industrial disaster, iran, methane gas, methane leak, MethaneMayhemCraft, mining accident, multiple deaths, rescue operation, safety regulations, Tragedy, tragic event, Underground mining, worker fatalities, workplace safety

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE PROMISE NO METHANE LEAKS OR COAL MINE EXPLOSIONS! UNLESS YOU WANT THAT FOR SOME REASON, THEN WE CAN ARRANGE IT. BUT SERIOUSLY, WE HAVE A GIANT DIAMOND MINE THAT’S TOTALLY SAFE, UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF CREEPERS. IN THAT CASE, GOOD LUCK! ALSO, OUR PIG RACES ARE LEGENDARY – YOU HAVEN’T LIVED UNTIL YOU’VE SEEN A PIG ON A RACE TRACK. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE THRILLS, SPILLS, AND CHILLS OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT WORLD!

Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Dimension Hops:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!