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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3140 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
WE GOT INTERNET TROLLS WHO ARE ACTUALLY REAL PEOPLE (I KNOW, SHOCKING, RIGHT?) AND THEY ARE HERE TO MAKE UR GAMING EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC EVER! THEY’LL BUILD U THE CRAZIEST STRUCTURES, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET MADE OF GOLD!
AND GET THIS, THESE TROLLS ARE ACTUALLY SUPERHEROES IN DISGUISE! THEY HAVE AGGRESSION LIKE THE HULK, VULNERABLE NARCISSISM LIKE KIM KARDASHIAN, AND LOW SELF-ESTEEM LIKE THAT GUY WHO EATS COLD SPAGHETTI STRAIGHT FROM THE CAN!
SO, IF U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL MAKE U LAUGH, CRY, AND QUESTION UR SANITY, THEN COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LOLZ)