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CraftyCreeper’s Diss Track Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5864
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Animals Bred:	76	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Iran dropping a diss track on Israel? Look no further, because our server is straight fire! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected diss tracks from unexpected sources. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground music studio where players drop beats harder than international political tensions. So come on, join us and see what kind of madness awaits you on our server!

JesusCraft: Where Christian Heaven Awaits (and creepers don’t stand a chance!)

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Animals Bred:	194	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky griefers and creepers on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server offers a heavenly experience like no other! Picture this – a world where everyone is racially proportionate to the population density of Christian worship centers worldwide. That’s right, you’ll be surrounded by your new besties for all of eternity!

But wait, there’s more! Say goodbye to sin and hello to a life free from earthly worries. No more stressing over Chad not texting you back or your crops not growing fast enough. On our server, the only Chad you’ll need to know is the one who’s ready to hang out with you and hundreds of millions of other players forever, anon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey to Christian heaven in Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few command blocks). See you on the other side, friend!

FlirtyCraft: Where Creeper Pick-Up Lines Are Welcome

advice, attraction, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, creeper, DATING, doubts, emotions, feelings, FLIRTING, FlirtyCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lines, love, perspective, pickup, relationships, self esteem, signs, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	132	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where anything goes! Join us if you enjoy watching players flirt with other women in-game, because who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through emojis in the chat. So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!

CraftyCreeperz: Where ‘>be me’ becomes ‘<be gone’

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragon Eggs Found:	4524	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

ReggaetonRaveCraft: Where the party never stops, even at 4:00am in Bayamon!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like blasting loud reggaeton at 4:00am in Bayamon, Puerto Rico – wild, unpredictable, and guaranteed to keep you on your toes!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Sayu’s Silly Sync Server: Where Chaos and Creativity Collide!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5625
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even touch the grass without getting banned? Well, look no further because on our server, you can save the grass without even touching it! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Girl Power Craft: Where Even /v/ Can’t Resist Losing

#100percentcompletion, #achievementunlocked, #bossrush, #characterdesign, #gamebosses, #gamecompletion, #gamerachievement, #GamingCommunity, #hiddenbosses, #isu-kagestyle, #videogames, bossbattle, challengeaccepted, Craft, EpicBattle, GamersUnite, GameStrategy, GamingDiscussion, girl, girlpower, LOSING, power, REFIGHT, Resist, ronin

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Are you tired of losing to girls in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! We’ve got hidden bosses that will challenge even the most skilled players, and rumor has it, one of them is actually a character you know in real life. But don’t worry, they won’t hold back just because they know you. Plus, we have a boss that uses the aisu-kage style – a style so rare, you can’t even refight him! Join our server and prove your worth against these epic challenges. Who knows, maybe you’ll even impress that girl you keep losing to.

Blockhead Bonanza: Where even the creepers think ‘Stupid ass kikes’ is too far

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!

Pixel Peen Paradise: Where Minecraft meets NSFW confusion!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	3983
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Are you tired of boring, low-quality porn ruining your internet experience? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our pixelated landscapes and blocky characters will provide a more satisfying and entertaining experience than the latest porn trends.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocktopia LOLz

action, Adventure, blocktopia, diverse characters, Drama, dystopian, Emotional journey, futuristic, Gay, Identity, LGBTQ, lolz, love story, Mystery, Oblivion Battery, queer, relationships, romance, Sci Fi, Suspense, Technology, Thought-provoking, Thriller

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!