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HappiCraft SMP: Secret to Joy

acceptance, balance, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, HappiCraft, Happiness, joy, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Peace, perspective, positivity, purpose, relationships, resilience, secret, self-care, smp, well-being

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a giant chicken statue with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. Trust us, the secret to happiness is definitely found in our wacky world of pixelated madness. So grab your pickaxe and join us today, because who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP like ours!

ToxicCraft: InstaSnapFaceGram

cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital platforms, Harassment, Hate Speech, InstaSnapFaceGram, internet culture, mental health, Negativity, online behavior, Online Community, online safety, opinion, Platform, social media, social media impact, social media usage, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Buildings Constructed:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	5356	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of dealing with toxic social media platforms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the antidote to all that negativity! Join us and escape the drama of Twitter, the fake perfection of Instagram, and the endless arguments on Facebook.

On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about trolls or haters. Need a break from the chaos of the internet? Come chill with us and mine some diamonds instead. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into.

So why waste your time on toxic social media when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with a community of awesome players? Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off!

EcoCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate change, conservation, EcoCraft, economic impact, Environment, environmental impact, financial support, Fossil Fuels, global economy, global spending, government spending, green energy, harmful subsidies, Minecraft, Natural resources, policy reform, Pollution, renewable energy, Report, Server, Subsidies

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	295	Endless Night Skies:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Star Shards Collected:	263
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Crops Grown:	1534
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, so like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out. We got more subsidies than you can shake a stick at, like $2.6tn worth. We’re all about that environment-harming life, cause who needs clean air and water anyways, amirite? Join us and help us reach our goal of destroying the planet, one block at a time. Plus, we have the best parties in town, with creeper-shaped pinatas and diamond-encrusted cake. Don’t miss out, join now and be part of the chaos!

LuhanskLooters & MercMunchers

Conflict, Crisis, disappearing, eastern europe, foreign mercenaries, human rights abuses, human trafficking, international relations, Luhansk region, LuhanskLooters, MercMunchers, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Political unrest, Propaganda, Refugees, russia, russians, Syria, Syrians, violence, War

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server, cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got Syrians disappearing left and right, like they’re just vanishing into thin air. And get this, the Russians are sending in foreign mercenaries to deal with it, but they’re just getting thrown into meat grinders, bro. It’s like a crazy mystery that you can solve while building epic structures and battling mobs. Come join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

KetoCraft: Diabetic Defender

blood sugar control, cardiovascular risk, chronic condition, Defender, diabetes management, Diabetic, disease management, health benefits, heart health, individualized care, Insulin sensitivity, KetoCraft, ketogenic diet, lifestyle choices, long-term diet, long-term health outcomes, low carb diet, medical advancements, Medical research, metabolic health, personalized nutrition, preventative healthcare., Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server, bro! We got a player who’s been munchin’ on keto for 10 years and his heart is like, super chill compared to all da normies with type 1 diabetes. Like, his heart is probably made of diamonds or somethin’ cuz it’s so strong! Join us and maybe you’ll get a heart of steel too, who knows?! #KetoForTheWin #HeartOfDiamonds #MinecraftMadness

Valorian Network

Abilities, Adventure, auction house, challenging gameplay, Community, Currency, Custom Enchants, Custom Features, Custom World Generation, Economy, Events, Evolving, Gear Enhancements, Jobs, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, rare items, Skills, Survival, THRIVING, Towny, Travelling Shopkeeper, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	141

Are you ready for the ultimate survival adventure? Step into a world filled with custom features, challenging gameplay, and a thriving community that’s constantly evolving with your input!

Jump in today and start your journey on The Valorian Network – where adventure and discovery await!

play.valorian.net

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, Palace, Picnic Squad edition, PIXEL, pre-patched translations, Prologue gameplay, Release Date Announcement Trailer, saves, Server, The Legend of Heroes, Trails in the Sky the 1st, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

bedtime rituals, bedtime stories, cherished memories, childhood adventures, childhood recollections, childhood reminiscences, childhood stories, family, family bonding, family folklore, family heritage, family traditions, generational tales, growing up, Memories, Nostalgia, oral history, Parental, parents, personal anecdotes, storytelling, StorytimeSMP, Tales

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

caramel, Chocolate, classic, craving, crunchy, DELICIOUS, dessert, frozen treat, ice cream, indulgence, Klondike Bar, klondikecraft, nostalgic, price, REWARD, satisfaction, snack, Summer treat, sweet tooth, temptation, Treat, Vanilla, whats

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.