2024 Best Bants New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!
Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

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Blocky Bants: The Loli Thread

adorable, Aesthetic, Anime, art, Bants, blocky, Community, controversial, controversial character, controversial topic, cute, discussion, innocent, internet, Kawaii, Loli, Manga, Neat, social media, taboo, Thread, young

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And our creepers wear top hats and monocles, making them the fanciest explosions you’ll ever see! Plus, our villagers have mastered the art of breakdancing and will trade you emeralds for your best dance moves. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure because, in the words of our founder, “I just think they’re neat.”

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ManlyMinePrefs

chauvinism, Communication, DATING, emotional connection, family dynamics, gender stereotypes, Individuality, ManlyMinePrefs, Open-mindedness, parenting, personal choices, Physical attraction, Preferences, PRESSURE, relationships, Self Discovery, societal expectations, Support, teenage boys, teenage girls, teenage relationships

Are you tired of dealing with relationship drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! No more worrying about your wife suffocating you with a pillow because you posted anonymously about your son’s love life. On our server, you can build, mine, and explore without any judgment from your significant other.
Our server is perfect for players of all ages, whether you’re a fourteen-year-old navigating the complexities of young love or a middle-aged couple trying to avoid a domestic dispute. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your pickaxe will break before you find diamonds.

So, leave the drama behind and join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might even find a new virtual love interest who is your perfect “type”! Just remember, on our server, the only “asshole” is the one who doesn’t join in on the fun.

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TrustGoneWild Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Betrayal of Trust, broken promises, damaged relationships, Deception, Disappointment, dishonesty, distrust, emotional pain, HEARTBREAK, lack of honesty, lack of integrity, let down, loss of faith, Minecraft, mistrust, skepticism, skepticism towards others, smp, trust issues, TrustGoneWild, unfaithfulness, Vulnerability

Are you tired of getting backstabbed by your so-called “friends” on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We’ve got a community of players who are so trustworthy, they’d give you their last diamond just because they think your skin looks cute.
Join us and experience the thrill of forming alliances with players who will never betray you, unless you steal their enchanted pickaxe, then all bets are off. But hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about losing trust in people again once you join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the shenanigans begin!

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PrankCraft: The Ultimate Revenge

Apology, BETRAYAL, compassion, confession, Empathy, forgiveness, Guilt, Honesty, hurt, mistake, PrankCraft, reconciliation, Redemption, regret, remorse, repentance, Revenge, self reflection, shame, Ultimate, wrong, wrongdoing

Are you tired of being a goody two shoes in Minecraft? Come join our server where the worst thing you’ve ever done is just the beginning! We have a whole town dedicated to pranking other players, with traps, TNT cannons, and even fake treasure chests filled with creepers!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for bragging rights and epic loot. And if you’re feeling really devious, you can team up with your friends to pull off heists on other players’ bases, stealing their diamonds and leaving a trail of chaos in your wake.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner villain and cause some mayhem in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the mischief begin! Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to brag about it in the chat, of course.

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KurskCraft: Slowing the Russian Advance

ADVANCE, Ceasefire, Claims, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, military conflict, military intervention, military strategy, peace talks, Pokrovsk, political tension, Russian, Russian advance, slowing, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where u can reenact the epic battles of ukraine vs russia in a blocky world! build your own kursk incursion and slow down the russian advance towards pokrovsk just like zelensky! fight for glory, build massive fortresses, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with creepers! join now for a wild ride full of explosions, drama, and maybe even a few vodka shots along the way! let’s make minecraft great again, comrade!

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Ducking SMP: Where even the vanilla isn’t vanilla enough

adult server, anti-griefer, Approval, Challenges, Community, Discord, duck, duck house, duck race, ducking, Events, Gaming, interview, Isnt, java, Minecraft, Parkour, quacktastic, rubber duck, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist
Server Details

Version 1.21.1 JAVA

Discord https://discord.gg/hcbwwjVWj2

Whitelist Yes

Anti-Griefer Plugin Enabled

Age Requirement 18+

How to Join
1. Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/hcbwwjVWj2
2. Fill out the application available in Discord
3. Have an interview with one of our staff
4. Wait for approval from our team
FAQ

Is the server open to new players?

Yes, our server is open to new players and we welcome everyone to join our community!

Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join our adult Minecraft server.

What kind of builds can I expect to see on the server?

Our server features duck-themed builds, including giant rubber ducks, cozy duck houses, and more creative and whimsical structures.

How can I participate in events and challenges on the server?

You can participate in exciting events and challenges by joining our Discord server and staying updated on upcoming activities.

How does the anti-griefer plugin work to protect builds?

Our server uses an anti-griefer plugin to prevent griefing and ensure a fun experience for all players. It protects builds from being destroyed or altered by unauthorized users.
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FishyFiasco Minecraft Server

1 minute silence, aquatic life, DEPRESSING, Empathy, Environmental awareness, Fish, FishyFiasco, guys, marine animals, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine habitat, marine life, marine species, Minecraft, Off topic, Sadness, Server, Underwater, Water

Are you tired of swimming with the fishes in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the fish are thriving and living their best lives! Our server is so fish-friendly, even Aquaman would be jealous. Plus, our underwater world is so lit, even SpongeBob would want to move in! So come on over and experience the ultimate fishy paradise, where the only thing sinking is your worries. Join now and let’s make a splash together! 🐠🌊 #FishLivesMatter #UnderwaterUtopia

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Minecraft SMP: GuPdasFinaleObsessed

Anime, Brain, chainsaw man, cute, Die, episode, fear, Forgot, Girl’s Last Tour, GuP das finale, GuPdasFinaleObsessed, headpats, Hug, kettenkrad, lolik, Minecraft, News, non-sexual, pondscum, smp, Watching, yuuri

Are you tired of watching anime and want to join a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server! We have a community of players who love giving headpats just like in Girls’ Last Tour. Our server is so cute, you’ll want to hug everyone you see (again, non-sexual, we’re not pondscum here). Join us for a wild ride filled with chainsaw man references and GuP das finale discussions. Who needs anime when you have our insane stories and outrageous reasons to join? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

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SisterDateShowdown

Communication Issues, Cultural differences, destination wedding, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Support, international wedding, long distance relationships, Save the Date, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, SisterDateShowdown, wedding clash, wedding coordination, wedding date, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding scheduling, wedding stress

Are you tired of boring old weddings? Want to join a Minecraft server where the drama is as wild as the creepers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!
Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a wedding feud or two! Just like the story of one player who found out her sister scheduled her wedding on the same day as hers, and now they’re in a showdown to see who can have the most epic celebration. Will it be a clash of swords or a battle of cake? Only on our server will you find out!

So come on down and join the chaos on our Minecraft server. Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll find here!

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AttractiCraft

AMBITION, AttractiCraft, attraction, Authenticity, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Communication, compatibility, Confidence, emotional connection, intelligence, interests, Kindness, long term potential, Passion, Personality, physical appearance, sense of humor, UNIQUENESS, VALUES

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle made entirely of cake, or participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than a talking squid.

We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes, turn your enemies into dancing pandas, and even summon a giant flying taco to rain down tacos upon your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wildest, craziest, and most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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Crack-Proof Momma’s Server

acceptance, bereavement, childhood memories, coping, CrackProof, Emotional healing, emotional pain, emotional release, family dynamics, Grief, healing, letting go, long-term effects, Loss, mental health, mommas, mother’s death, moving on, personal growth, Self Discovery, Server, stepping on cracks, superstitions

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where u can step on CRACKS ALL U WANT cuz my mom died and now i have the POWER. u can build ur own CRACKS and jump on them like a crazy person. we have a secret CRACK dimension where u can find all the diamonds u want but be careful cuz the CRACK monsters will get u. join now for the CRACK-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

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