Bants MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Blocky Bants & Banter

strong language, Bants, rude language, Expression, Communication

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our epic build-off where the winner gets a real-life pet creeper (handle with care, folks).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a game of parkour tag.

So why waste your time on those boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Bants & Banter

niggas, now.., what’s up, 20, Bants

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of being a neet loser in real life? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where being based is the only way to survive.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off hordes of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a dream. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most epic gaming community this side of the Nether. Who needs real life when you can be a Minecraft legend instead? Let’s get this bread, gamers!

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Blocky Bants: The Celebrity Edition

forum, News, spammers, Edition, gossip

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down and banning celeb thread spammers who dare to infiltrate our server. That’s right, we take no prisoners when it comes to keeping our chat clean and spam-free.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky celeb thread spammers…they’re everywhere.

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Blocky Bants: LOLcraft Server – No Censorship Here! Join the Fun!

internet, Fun, sad news, China, Asian entertainment

Are you tired of boring old webtoons being censored by big companies? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have no censorship whatsoever! Join us for a wild ride where Chinese webtoons run free and the adventures never end. Build your own virtual world where creativity knows no bounds and censorship is just a distant memory. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let your imagination run wild!

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Blocky Bants: Today was a Creeper-Free Day

racism, ignorance, jew, White, empty allies

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a good day because we have a strict “no buffoons, hood rats, or bum brains allowed” policy! Our allies are empty, so you won’t have to deal with any BLM rallies or liberal haters trying to ruin your fun.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with people who don’t understand that “if it ain’t white, it ain’t right.” We welcome all races, except for those who can’t take a joke or have a sense of humor.

Come build, mine, and explore in a safe and hilarious environment where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so freeing and entertaining? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself!

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Blocky Bants

Manga, manga moments, Adventure, Shoujo, action

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make your toes curl with excitement? Look no further, because our server is filled with manga moments that will have you on the edge of your seat (or bed, we don’t judge).

Join us for epic battles with giant anime monsters, where you can ride on the back of a dragon while wielding a sword made of pure awesomeness. Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because our server is filled with hilarious NPCs that will have you laughing until you cry (or until you fall off your chair, whichever comes first).

But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasure chests filled with rare items, like a magical wand that turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies or a potion that makes you invincible for 10 seconds (use it wisely, my friend).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there, where manga moments are just a block away. Trust us, your toes will thank you.

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Blocky Bants: Where Creepers and Controversy Collide

online safety, Bants, porn, blue board, controversy

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a crazy adventure where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures , create pixel art of your favorite memes , and engage in epic battles with other players using only enchanted dildos as weapons!

We don’t believe in rules here, so feel free to start pedo/porn threads and post game-related pics to your heart’s content. After all, who needs a blue board when you can have a rainbow-colored one instead?

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get wacky!

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Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

discrimination, social justice, racial discrimination, police violence, Accountability

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

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Blocky Bants

accident, Hope, dental emergency, neglect, emergency

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even chipping your front tooth on a metal fork can’t bring you down! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even some dental hygiene tips along the way.

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold. But be careful, one wrong move and you might just chip a tooth on that fork you left lying around in your virtual inventory.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and immerse yourself in a land where anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s craft some unforgettable memories together. And hey, maybe we can even help you with that chipped tooth situation. Just don’t blame us if you accidentally bite into another fork!

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Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

Bants, GOD, doubt, ignorance, Plague

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have God as our admin! Yes, you heard that right, the Almighty is running this server and he’s ready to intervene in all your Minecraft adventures.

For the past 200,000 years, God has been sitting back and watching humanity go through all sorts of chaos. But now, he’s decided to step in and create the most epic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

Join us for insane battles, hilarious quests, and divine intervention like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs to wait for the Second Coming when you can play on our server and have God himself watching over you?

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and let’s see what kind of miracles God has in store for you!

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