Every One Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Tower” where players can prank each other with outrageous traps and tricks. And don’t even get me started on the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

BanterCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of getting bant-ACKed by those pesky Brits on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Brits can’t bant-ACK! That’s right, they’re too busy sipping tea and apologizing for everything to bother you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so relaxing that just thinking about it will make you fall asleep. No more late nights grinding for resources, just peaceful slumber in a virtual world. Join us and experience the most restful Minecraft server ever created. Remember, sleep is for the weak… unless you’re on our server, then it’s mandatory!

Crafting Memes – Where /biz/ Volume is High!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers with low volume and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as players build entire cities out of nothing but dirt and chicken feathers.

Forget about /biz/ and /bant/, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rotating is your head as you try to keep up with all the insanity happening around you. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	111	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

CreeperCraft: The Gift That Keeps on Exploding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1719
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Towns Built:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of receiving terrible gifts like socks or fruitcake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the gift that keeps on giving! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds. Who needs real-life gifts when you can have virtual treasures beyond your wildest dreams? So come on down and join us for a gift-giving experience like no other!

Blocky Bandits: Hide & Seek

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	498	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	17883
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

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B6Craft: Boost Your Brain & Mood

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Divine Spears Created:	29
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our lit Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, this ain’t your average blocky world. We got scientists up in here doin’ some crazy stuff to increase that vitamin B6, yo! They be stoppin’ that degradation like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? Low B6 levels can mess with your memory and make you all sad and stuff. But not on our server, nah uh! Come join us and level up your brain power while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ creepers. It’s gonna be off the chain, fam!

The Galactic Paradise: Where mods collide, nations unite, and tea parties lead to war – don’t mention the Wineland!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	164
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

The Celestial Realm (Cold War Edition) Modded Nations <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/katy-perry-dark-horse-minecraft/">Server</a>

The Celestial Realm (Cold War Edition) Modded Nations Server

Server Version	1.16.5 Modded Java
Server Type	Nations based

Overview

The Celestial Realm (Cold War Edition) is a modded Java only nation server where players can join existing nations or create their own. Sponsored by The Wineland, a prestigious nation focused on agriculture and improvement.

Features

Constant Innovation
Thriving Economy
Justice System
Empower Your Avatar
Epic Adventures
Factions or Factionless?

Join the Server

Invite: https://discord.gg/D2qkEhjdZT

FAQ

What version of Minecraft is supported on the server?

1.16.5 Modded Java

Can I join an existing nation or create my own?

Yes, players can either join existing nations or create their own on the server.

What sponsorship does the server have?

The server is sponsored by The Wineland, a prestigious nation within the Celestial Realm.

What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers constant innovation, a thriving economy, a justice system, avatar empowerment, epic adventures, and the option to join factions or play factionless.

ScamCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	2461
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of being forced to pledge allegiance to a flag made of pixels in Minecraft? Sick of being told you have to pay virtual taxes to the elite players on the server? Well, look no further because our server is here to break the chains of nationalism!

Join our server and rebel against the oppressive system that forces you to follow outdated and ridiculous rules. Say no to committing virtual genocides and paying unfair taxes to the virtual elite. Here, you can be a free Minecraft player, living by your own rules and creating your own virtual utopia.

So come on, join us and let’s overthrow the tyranny of nationalism in Minecraft! Who needs a virtual country when you can have your own virtual kingdom? Let’s build a better, more ridiculous world together!

Coco’s Betrayal Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6640
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens, or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can beat him in a joke-off, he’ll give you a stack of enchanted golden apples as a prize!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage because things are about to get wild!

Auntie’s Infertile Island Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	51	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server for some epic political debates with your uncle, who just can’t resist teasing you about your liberal views. But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some savage burns from your aunt, who will roast you so hard you’ll question your own existence. And don’t worry, we guarantee plenty of awkward silences and abrupt call endings to keep you on your toes. So why wait? Join now for a family feud experience like no other!

FlagWarsMC

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9054
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Magic Crystals Found:	15
New Chunks Explored:	269798	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of your mother-in-law constantly invading your space and decorating your home with tacky gifts? Do you want to reclaim your sense of style and finally have some boundaries? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can build your dream home without any unwanted interference!

On our server, you can create a virtual paradise free from pesky in-laws and their questionable taste in decor. No more surprise American flags on your front porch or passive-aggressive comments about your need for control. Take back your power and design your own world, where you make the rules!

Plus, with our server, you can escape the chaos of real life, whether it’s dealing with recovering alcoholics or overbearing family members. Let off some steam by building, mining, and exploring in a stress-free environment. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some like-minded players who understand the struggle of maintaining boundaries with in-laws.

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild! Build the home of your dreams and leave the drama behind. Because in this virtual world, you’re the boss, and no one can tell you what to do. Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected, and American flags are optional. See you in the game!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to learn about hardcore sex and performance!

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the ins and outs of Minecraft in ways you never thought possible. Our library is stocked with the best books on the subject, guaranteed to teach you everything you need to know about getting down and dirty in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary tales of players who have mastered the art of seduction and skill in Minecraft. From epic battles to steamy romances, you never know what kind of adventure awaits you around every corner.

So come on down and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?

BlockyGrowthSpurt16

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	2854

Are you tired of being stuck at your boring old height? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that will make you grow taller every time you level up! That’s right, you’ll be towering over everyone in no time. Join us and watch as your character grows taller and taller with each passing day. Who needs a growth spurt when you have our magical potion? Join now and see how tall you can get!

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