BANNIS Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyNamez: NoNameChange4Daughter, StuffySnub4HalfSis

aita, Birth, Blocking, childhood stuffy, Contact, CraftyNamez, cussing, ENTITLEMENT, estranged, family, favoritism, Grandma, half-sister, Honor, Jealousy, Memory, name.., NoNameChange4Daughter, social media, stepmother, StuffySnub4HalfSis, Will

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	183
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, jealousy, and entitlement – just like in this crazy story!

Immerse yourself in a world where stepmothers and stepsisters fight over inheritance, where grandmas play favorites, and where naming your child after a deceased loved one leads to a full-blown family feud. And don’t worry, we have plenty of stuffed animals to go around – but only for the chosen few!

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama while trying to build your dream Minecraft world. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Let the chaos begin!

OuchieMcSMP

accident, broken bones, car accident, Chronic pain, disability, Fall, hospitalization, injury, Medical Treatment, muscle strain, OuchieMcSMP, pain management, physical injury, physical therapy, Recovery, Rehabilitation, severe injury, sports injury, surgery, torn ligaments, Trauma

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging virtual lava while building your dream castle! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your most severe physical injury look like a paper cut. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood giant chicken looking for its lost eggs. So come join us for some epic adventures and questionable boss battles!

RegretCraft: The End is Near

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6344
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of disappointing endings in movies and TV shows? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server guarantees a satisfying conclusion to every adventure! Join us and experience epic plot twists, jaw-dropping cliffhangers, and mind-blowing revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about block-building games. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where every ending is a masterpiece!

Mushroom Mayhem Server

#sustainability, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, Endangered species, environmental impact, ethnomycology, Extinction, Fungi, habitat loss, hallucinogenic, magic mushrooms, MAYHEM, Mushroom, Mycology, natural medicine, plant medicine, psychedelic, psychedelic experience, psychedelic research, psychedelic therapy, Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Towns Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell u sumthin wild. there’s a rumor goin round that magic mushrooms could go extinct someday. but guess what, on our server, we got an endless supply of magic mushrooms! u can trip out while building ur dream castle, man. it’s like a psychedelic paradise up in here. join now before the shrooms disappear forever, dude!

Vaxx Deniers R Us

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2821
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out here.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER CHICKENS! And don’t even get me started on the disco parties we have in the Nether. It’s like Studio 54, but with more lava.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Rumor has it that Notch himself left a diamond pickaxe down there for the chosen one to find. Will it be you?

So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who needs a COVID-19 vaccine when you have a place this crazy to escape to? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Crafty Clash Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	6742	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Animals Bred:	45	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! This server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazier adventures than trying to tame a pack of creepers.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted diamond armor for the low, low price of a stack of emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the hidden treasure chests filled with rare items like golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Packfiller edition, where you can battle against Ashened, Tistina, and Flame Swordsman in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that will have you saying “Ender Dragon who?” in no time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wild in here!

Troy (2004) Minecraft SMP is haram

2004, Achilles, ancient greece, brad pitt, Cinema, controversy, Epic, film, greek mythology, Haram, HECTOR, Helen of Troy, historical fiction, Hollywood, Minecraft, Movie, Mythology, Paris, smp, Trojan War, troy, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the ancient city of Troy (2004) is considered haram here. That’s right, we’re breaking all the rules and turning up the heat!

2. Our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and a single torch. It’s like magic, but with more explosions.

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with infinite enchantments? We got you covered.

4. Our server events are legendary. Last week, we had a PvP tournament where the winner got a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep. Don’t ask how we pulled that off, just join and maybe you’ll win a camel next time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your life! Just remember, Troy (2004) is haram here, so leave your Trojan horses at home.

BILvsKids Minecraft Server

BILvsKids, brother-in-law, children first, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family feud, family hierarchy, family responsibilities, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, Gender Roles, generational differences, meal etiquette, Minecraft, parenting priorities, ranch life, Server, serving order, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Spears Created:	23
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	353
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fixing plates for your virtual family members before serving yourself. Who knew virtual dinner time could be so intense? Watch out for new brother-in-laws like Dan who may cause chaos at the family dinner table – will you stand up to them or join in on the drama?

With multiple tables and plenty of virtual food to go around, you’ll never go hungry on our server. And who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over serving order just like in real life!

So come on down to our server and experience the virtual family drama for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyEscape

arranged marriage, Autonomy, CraftyEscape, cultural expectations, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family pressure, freedom, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, intergenerational conflict, living abroad, orthodox family, parental expectations, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-understanding, strict parents, traditional views

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Looking for an escape from your overbearing parents who want to control every aspect of your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where you can make your own decisions without any parental pressure.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without anyone telling you how it should look. A world where you can explore vast landscapes and caves without worrying about being slapped or beaten for making a mistake. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to break free from oppressive family expectations.

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for leaving your parents behind – on our server, you can focus on building your own life without the guilt trip. So come join us and experience the freedom and autonomy you’ve always dreamed of!

UglyAttractiveTraits – Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, beauty ideals, beauty standards, body type, conventionally attractive, facial symmetry, Individuality, Minecraft, personal opinion, physical appearance, physical features, physical imperfections, Preferences, smp, societal norms, trait, Ugly, UglyAttractiveTraits, unconventional attractiveness, unconventional beauty, unconventional preferences, unique traits

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Zombie Dances:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	162	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2747	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
New Chunks Explored:	311157	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we embrace all things unconventional and weird.

We don’t care if you find conventionally attractive traits ugly, in fact, we encourage it! Want to build a house made entirely out of slime blocks? Go for it! Want to create a farm with only pink sheep? Absolutely! Want to wear a pumpkin on your head at all times because you think it’s the height of fashion? You do you, boo!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most outrageous stories and adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From fighting off an army of evil chickens to embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs conventionally attractive traits when you can have this much fun?