banned products from our childhood Minecraft Servers

RostovRocketCraft

ballistic missile, conflict escalation, defense operations, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international news, military intervention, military response, military strike, missile attack, national security, propellant plant, Reports, Rostov Oblast, RostovRocketCraft, security threat, STRATCOM, strategic warfare, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crops Grown:	1018
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

Crafty Restroom Crew

acceptance, Awareness, bathroom etiquette, Community, Crafty, CREW, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender neutral, hidden identities, HUMAN RIGHTS, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, non-binary, public restroom, restroom, social norms, stigma, trans people, transgender rights, VISIBILITY

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	6749	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

animal studies, body weight control, Brain, brain function, brain signaling, brain-gut connection, control, digestion, fat metabolism, Gut, gut-brain axis, intestinal fat absorption, metabolic process, mice study, neuroscience, obesity research., research findings, scientific study, signal, weight, weight management, weight regulation

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ores Mined:	2691
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

Block Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, 206011103, all time, balk, BLOCK, classic, Edition, Haven, long tail, tags

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7879	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

French Women In Your Country Minecraft SMP

beauty, Country, culture, DATING, elegance, EUROPEAN WOMEN, exotic women, fashion, foreign women, French, french cuisine, French Culture, french language, french women, international dating, long distance relationships, love, Minecraft, parisian women, relationships, romance, smp, travel, Women

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Are you tired of only seeing French women in your country through pictures and movies? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll have the chance to interact with not just one, but a whole village of French women! They’ll teach you how to say “baguette” in the most seductive way possible and show you how to build a house that screams “Ooh la la!”

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn some sweet llama moves that will impress all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a group of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Join their ranks and help them hatch their evil plans (pun intended) while enjoying some good old-fashioned chicken banter.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world unlike any other, where French women, disco llamas, and scheming chickens all come together for a truly unique gaming experience!

CoalCraft: The Worst Bonus Ever

bad bonus, BONUS, cheap bonus, Christmas bonus letdown, CoalCraft, disappointing bonus, disappointing holiday bonus, holiday bonus, inadequate bonus, insufficient bonus, lackluster bonus, meager bonus, minimal bonus, paltry bonus, poor bonus, small bonus, subpar bonus, underwhelming bonus, unsatisfactory bonus, WORST, worst Christmas bonus, worst holiday bonus

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Are you tired of getting lame Christmas bonuses like socks or fruitcake? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll receive epic Christmas bonuses like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon! Join us and celebrate the holidays in style as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a boring office party when you can have a virtual adventure like no other? Join now and let’s sleigh this Christmas together!

FinnCraft Server: Shipwrecked Cable Cut

cable, Cable damage, communication disruption, Cut, cybersecurity, emergency response, finland, Finland news, FinnCraft, international waters, internet outage, investigation, legal action, maritime incident, maritime law, Naval operation, security breach, Seizes, Server, Ship, Ship seizure, Shipwrecked, Technology, undersea cable

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where finland be seizin ships left and right after some undersea cable be cut like whaaaaat. we got all the craziness you need to keep you entertained for hours on end. sail the high seas, build epic ships, and watch out for them finland peeps cuz they be on a rampage. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget, trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyAirportClosures

air travel, airport closure, airport news, airport safety, airport security, airport shutdown, Airport Travel, airports, Aviation, Closure, CraftyAirportClosures, emergency, Moscow, Precaution, russia, Safety, SECURITY, temporary closure, Transportation, travel, unspecified reasons

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Emeralds Found:	3380
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only security concern is making sure no creepers blow up your house! we have so much fun that even moscow’s 4 airports had to close temporarily just to come play with us! join now and experience the thrill of building your own pixelated empire while dodging virtual explosions and making friends with russian airport staff! trust us, it’s worth the risk of missing your flight for this wild adventure!

Shopaholic Brainwaves

addiction patterns, addiction research, Addiction Studies, behavioral addiction, behavioral neuroscience, brain activity, brain connectivity, brain patterns, Brainwaves, default mode network, default mode network connections, frontal-parietal connections, frontal-parietal network, neurobiological underpinnings, neuroimaging, neuroimaging findings, Online shopping addiction, online shopping behavior, research, Shopaholic, shopping behavior, study

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Love Letters Sent:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Items Found:	2563	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have brain connectivity patterns that will blow your mind, just like online shopping addiction! our frontal-parietal network will connect you to the default mode network in ways you never thought possible.

we have researchers studying the neurobiological underpinnings of this growing behavioral addiction, and you can be a part of it all! build your own virtual shopping mall, mine for virtual diamonds to buy virtual clothes, and connect with other players who share your love for online shopping.

join us now and uncover the secrets of the brain while having a blast in the world of minecraft! who knew shopping addiction could be so much fun?

⚡ DARKGRIEF⚡ Survival, Variety PVP ⚡ Minecraft server

administration, Cases, Check it out, Cozy, DARKGRIEF, Grief, Help, Minecraft, Opinions, Players, PvP, Screenshots, Server, Small, Survival, Variety

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	105
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Towns Built:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

About us: Grief server, we are a small cozy server where ordinary players play. We have a good administration. We listen to everyone’s opinions. Thank you if you choose us!

If you need help, we will help and will not leave you unattended!

Everything that was shown in the screenshots is not everything, there is a lot more, come check it out for yourself!

mc.Dark-Grief.ru