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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3634 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 23 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!