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Once Again Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

[NearlyMine] Tube Survival + PLASMOVOICE Minecraft Server

1.19.4, high quality, KIND, Minecraft, NearlyMine, Opening, Plasmovoice, Private, season 1, Server, Survival, Tube, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	237262	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

NEARLY MINE – Honest, High-Quality, Unique, Kind, Private server for vanilla survival minecraft – version 1.19.4 – Season 1 (Opening!)

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ZynnCraft 1.20.6: Vanilla ice cream served with a side of NONP2W Factions!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Potions Brewed:	131
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Animals Bred:	61	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Buildings Constructed:	39
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Emeralds Found:	7783	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

ZynnCraft Minecraft Server

Server IP	172.240.239.164:25594
Bedrock Port	25594

A Non-Pay-to-Win Vanilla+ Factions experience

🌟 Server Overview 🌟 Welcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla-like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging. Now running on 1.20.6 and supporting Bedrock players!

🔑 Key Features 🔑

🏰 True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.
💥 TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.
🌍 World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.
⚔️ Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.
💰 No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

Join the discord: https://discord.gg/KtZB29yt

Join us at: 172.240.239.164:25594 and become part of the ZynnCraft community today! 🌟

FAQs

Question	Answer
Is this server pay-to-win?	No, our server offers a non-pay-to-win experience where all players have equal opportunities to succeed.
What version of Minecraft does the server support?	We are currently running on 1.20.6 and support Bedrock players as well.
Are there any restrictions on TNT usage?	Yes, TNT is disabled on the server to promote a more constructive and creative environment.
How big is the world border?	The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, but will expand as the player base grows.
Are there special items with unique abilities?	Yes, players can discover and use special Ability Items that grant unique abilities to enhance gameplay.
Is there a currency system on the server?	No, we have chosen to keep the experience as close to vanilla as possible by not implementing a currency system. Players can barter, trade, and loot their way to success.

GameFail Minecraft Server

bad game, big, Consumer, depreciation, Disappointment, DISCOUNT, Failure, Feedback, first sign, Flop, GameFail, Gaming, Industry, Marketing, Minecraft, price cut, Release, reviews, Sales, Server, strategy, Value, year

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land filled with blocky wonders, there was a server that stood out among the rest. This server was so epic that even the creepers couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. And do you know what happened? The server got a big price cut in the first year after release! Can you believe it? It’s like finding diamonds in a cave full of gravel!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the most outrageous events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From pig racing to skydiving off of the tallest tower, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins and mods – they’ll blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community around. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies. The possibilities are endless on our server – come see for yourself!

Sociopath Detector Minecraft Server

#sociopath, Behavior, covert assessment, covert observation, covert testing, Deception, detector, diagnostic criteria, emotional intelligence, ethical considerations, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, personality assessment, Personality Disorder, psychological evaluation, Psychology, red flags, relationships, Server, signs of sociopathy, sociopathy, Testing, Trust

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a unique feature where we test all new players for sociopathy without them even knowing it.

Imagine sneaking up on your fellow players and trying to figure out if they’re secretly a psycho in disguise. It’s like a real-life game of Among Us, but in Minecraft! Join our server now for a thrilling and suspenseful gaming experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one…especially that guy who keeps building creepy statues in the corner.

WeddingBlock Minecraft Server

Affair, AITAH, anger, anxiety, Disrespect, encouraging, ex, Friend, Marriage, Minecraft, Pain, phone data use, protect myself, reconciliation, refusing to attend, Server, snooping, text messages, Torment, Villain, WeddingBlock, wife’s bestie’s wedding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your personal life? Do you need a break from all the betrayal and backstabbing? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, explore, and have fun without any of the real-life drama.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Plus, we have epic quests, challenging mini-games, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

And the best part? You won’t have to worry about your wife’s ex crashing the party or her best friend causing any trouble. Our virtual world is drama-free and full of laughs. So come join us and leave all that real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ZombieFamilyGradParty

accomplishment, biological relation, ceremony, Communication, dad, Disappointment, facebook, family, gossip, graduation party, high school, History, invite, love, mom’s side, OVERWHELMING, relationships, stepmom, visitation, Yelling, ZombieFamilyGradParty

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a party like no other, where you can invite your mom’s side of the family, your stepmom’s side of the family, and even your long-lost relatives from another dimension!

Experience the thrill of choosing which family members to invite to your virtual graduation party, all while dodging accusations of favoritism and dealing with limited space in our pixelated world. Will you choose the family that’s been there for you all your life, or the side that’s only recently rekindled communication with you? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and heated discussions along the way.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the family drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Who needs reality TV when you have virtual relatives causing chaos at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild and wacky world of blocky family feuds!

SouthernDrawlCraft – Minecraft Server

accent origins, American accent, cultural influences, dialect, History, language development, language origins, linguistic evolution, linguistics, Minecraft, regional speech, Server, southern accent, southern culture, Southern dialect, southern drawl, Southern heritage, southern history, southern states, southern traditions, Southern United States, southern vernacular, SouthernDrawlCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mines Excavated:	2309	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Y’all ever wondered how them southern American accents came to be? Well, legend has it that a group of cowboys and cowgirls stumbled upon a magical Minecraft server deep in the heart of Texas. This server was so lit that it literally changed their accents overnight! Now, every player who joins this server gets a free cowboy hat and a drawl that’ll make you sound like you just stepped off the ranch.

But that ain’t all, folks! This server is home to the wildest rodeo you’ve ever seen. Ride pigs, lassoo creepers, and show off your yeehaw skills in the ultimate showdown. Plus, there’s a secret underground saloon where you can trade diamonds for moonshine and challenge other players to a duel.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on this rootin’ tootin’ Minecraft server where the south will rise again!

Blocky Worries

anxiety, biggest worry, blocky, coping strategies, family, fear, finances, Future, health, ISOLATION, job security, mental health, mindfulness, pandemic, relationships, resilience, self-care, stress, uncertainty, uncertainty in the world, worries, worry

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Star Shards Collected:	192	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Love Letters Sent:	13
Holy Grails Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, worry no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of friendly llamas start dancing around you, giving you a boost of luck that helps you find a rare enchanted pickaxe. Or how about the time when a group of mischievous creepers decided to throw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftySpamAI Minecraft Server

ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, Content Ranking, CraftySpamAI, GOOGLE, google news, Minecraft, News Aggregator, News Aggregator Algorithm, News Ranking, News Results, online content, online news, Original Reporting, Ranks, search, search algorithm, search engine optimization, search results, Server, Spam, web search

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than google search? joinin dis epic minecraft server! we got AI spam dat ranks ABOVE original reporting in news results. yah, u heard dat right. u can b part of sumthin so cray cray dat even google wud b jelly. come join us n experience da wackiness for urself. who needs google wen u got us, amirite? #minecraft4lyfe #AIspamFTW

CraftyCruiseBan

Amsterdam, Ban, city, city planning, CraftyCruiseBan, cruise ships, environmental impact, Europe, local residents, Netherlands, overcrowding, overtourism, responsible tourism, sustainable tourism, tourism, tourism industry, tourism management, tourism regulations, tourist attractions, travel, urban development

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

so, liek, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like being in amsterdam but without all the overtourism? well, do i have the server for u! we banned cruise ships from spawning in our world cuz they were causing too much chaos and lagging the server. now u can build ur own virtual amsterdam without all the pesky tourists getting in ur way. join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!