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Crafty Can Dos: Minecraft Madness

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4604

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can turn borrowed money into a multimillion dollar business just like my grandpa did! Picture this: you start off as a humble dishwashing immigrant, but with hard work and determination, you can become the ultimate chef and restaurant owner.

But that’s not all – on our server, the bank tellers are generous and will encourage you to take out even bigger loans than you originally planned. Need 15k? Nah, you’ll need at least 30k to make it big in the restaurant industry. And don’t worry about the location of your restaurant, because the bank teller will hook you up with the perfect spot.

So come join us on this wild ride of borrowing money, opening restaurants, and making bank in ways you never thought possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like my grandpa – a true rags to riches story that all started with a loan and a dream. See you on the server!

KaijuuCraft: Destroy, Build, Repeat!

action, Adventure, Anime, BUILD, Coming of Age, destroy, determination, emotions, Epic battles, EXCITEMENT, friendship, growth, kaiju, Kaijuu no8, KaijuuCraft, Monsters, overcoming challenges, perseverance, power, repeat, shounen manga, strength, Supernatural, teamwork, transformation

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring any excitement to your life? Well, look no further because our server is like a giant Kaijuu no8 stomping through your favorite shounen manga/anime!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling epic monsters and saving the world, just like in your favorite manga/anime. Our server will make you feel like a true hero as you embark on crazy adventures and face off against powerful foes.

So why wait? Join our server now and let Kaijuu no8 clear your path to victory! Who knows, you might even discover hidden powers and become the ultimate hero of the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Blocky BJs: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of friendly zombies show up to help you decorate! And don’t even get me started on the creepers who just want to cuddle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where players can dance the night away with skeletons and endermen. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every Friday night to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Game OverCraft

Asian culture, cultural exchange, DATING, Diversity, East meets West, Game, Globalization, Interracial Relationships, Japanese female, Japanese man, love, modern romance, Multiculturalism, Overcraft, PAJEET, Pajeetas, perceptions, relationships, societal norms, society, South Asians, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of cultures and craziness!

Join us and witness the rare sight of a Pajeet Male and Japanese female building a castle together, all while dodging creepers and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a Pajeeta with a Japanese man, creating a pixelated love story for the ages.

With qt Pajeetas running around everywhere, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Cult: Idol Corp Inc.

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with idol madness and virtual chaos!

Our server is like no other, with members like Kattarina Qutie, Nikki Rei, Yuko Yurei, Juna Unagi, and Rin Penrose leading the charge. These virtual idols will entertain you like never before with their epic performances and virtual shenanigans.

But that’s not all! We also have Roca Rourin, Poko Rakun, Kai Saikota, Momo Otako, and Coni Confetti on our Endless server, ready to rock your world with their insane antics and crazy adventures.

And if that’s not enough, we have idol friends like Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V4Mirai, and V&U who will join in on the fun and make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with virtual idols, crazy events, and endless entertainment. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

JohnBlow’s Blocky Banter: Where Pixels Meet Pranks!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6243
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	196	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Animals Bred:	110	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! I’m John Blow, the mastermind behind a puzzle game that blew everyone’s minds. Now, I present to you our Minecraft server, where the puzzles are so mind-boggling, they’ll make your brain explode (in a good way, of course).

Join our server if you want to challenge your intellect and test your problem-solving skills. But beware, we have a group of “Retards” who think puzzles are for losers. They’ll try to cheat their way through by watching YouTube tutorials, but we’ll catch them and banish them to the Nether realm.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret level inspired by “The Witness”? It’s so mind-bending, players have reported seeing actual puzzle pieces floating in front of their eyes. So come on, join us and embark on a hilarious and challenging adventure that will leave you scratching your head and laughing all the way to the End dimension.

Pianocraft: Where UK trannies play Minecraft with their penises on live TV

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco run by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where contestants strut their stuff in sparkly armor and compete for the title of Miss End World. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that the legendary Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So why was this celebrated in what used to be the most polite and well-mannered country in the world? Because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play Minecraft. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Pixel Pals: The Internet’s Mascot Madness!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic and hilarious mascots of the internet! Picture this: a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle, a zombie doing the floss dance, and a skeleton riding a rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and a chance to ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience!

HagCraft: Where even the creepers can’t resist saying ‘I fucking love this hag!’

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Towns Built:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is run by a mystical hag who will grant you three wishes if you join! That’s right, you can wish for unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or even the ability to fly in real life (Disclaimer: flying in real life is not guaranteed and may result in serious injury or death).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you build the most epic chicken farm you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a golden egg that can hatch into a magical chicken mount.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the hag’s mischievous pranks and the chicken mafia’s shenanigans – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Blocky Celebs: TwitchTube Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magic Items Found:	5487	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	891

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you actually work for your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where everything is on easy mode – we’re talking instant diamond armor, unlimited enchanted golden apples, and a pet dragon for every player!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Sheep Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of cake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Picture this: riding into battle on the back of a flying pig while shooting fireworks out of a diamond sword. It’s like a scene straight out of a Minecraft action movie!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for the ultimate lazy edition of Minecraft – where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can fit in your inventory!

FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7839
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!