Bank Commentary Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ages of War

action, alliances, Battles, Combat, Conflict, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Factions, Guns, Military, Modpack, multiplayer, nukes, Planes, PvP, Raiding, strategy, Survival, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	3727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Magic Items Found:	6125	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Ages of War is an action-packed Minecraft server where you can use a wide range of weapons, including guns, tanks, planes, and even nukes! Players engage in strategic combat and large-scale warfare, all set in a dynamic world with an active economy and frequent small events to keep things exciting. To join, you’ll need to use the Ages of War Modpack for full compatibility. Get it here (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/ages-of-war-nukes-weapons-bomb-tank) and dive into battle!

194.164.96.71:25589

Protogen MC

1.18.1, cool bases, Furrys, Minecraft, Mods, optifine, protogen, Server, Survival, texture pack, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	6473	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Armor Forged:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

This is a Vanilla 1.18.1 Server To Relax And Chill with Other Furrys And Protogen and to make cool bases, etc (Looking For Mods) (USE OPTIFINE) (p.s. it mandatory for texture pack to work.)

173.240.158.249:26980

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Character Banners, Download, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lupine Rue, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, preview page, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools, Trailer, Venture Forth to Hunt

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3498
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying Aureus shots to Lupine Rue like never before. Watch as Feixiao takes on enemies with nothing to laugh at, and witness the myriad celestia trailer featuring the arrow that seeks the stars – because why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic animated shorts that will have you taking it easy while laughing your socks off. And don’t even get us started on our current character banners – Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, Robin, Moze, Asta, Luka – they’re all here to make your Minecraft experience one for the books.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got new drip marketing featuring Rappa and redeemable codes that will have you reaping all the rewards. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Why would a good-looking white guy like one on the left ruin… Minecraft SMP

body modification, fertility, gender dysphoria, Gender Identity, gender transition, good looking, goodlooking, guy, health, identity crisis, left, LGBTQ, mental health, Minecraft, monstrosity, physical appearance, ruin, self-acceptance, self-image, smp, societal pressure, Transgender, transgender community, transgender transformation, troon, White, white guy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Emeralds Found:	7521	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9534	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of being a boring old white guy? Do you want to spice up your life by transforming into a troon monstrosity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery as you morph into a fabulous creature that will leave everyone in awe.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of yourself to battling mythical creatures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and let your inner troon monstrosity shine! Who needs health and fertility when you can have all this fun?

HiNotOpeningEmails

a hole, Apology, backup, CCD, Communication, Delivery, email, Etiquette, Friendly, HiNotOpeningEmails, kind regards, name.., office, Professionalism, receptionist, reminder, response, Ridiculous, Unnecessary, work-related, Workplace

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/500	Votes:	4099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the receptionists have names and demand to be addressed properly! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and office politics. Who knows, you might even receive a passive-aggressive email from a virtual receptionist reminding you to use their name. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of navigating workplace etiquette in a blocky world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Fun, Game, Gaming, Immersive, leisure, Long Time, mobile, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, ReadyToGetStuckInMinecraftSMP, role playing, strategy, time consuming, video game

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by our resident prankster who turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos overnight. Or maybe you’re more into the drama of our intense faction wars, where alliances are made and broken over who gets the last piece of cake.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens riding on the backs of baby zombies wreaking havoc wherever they go. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where players dress up their dragons in the most fabulous outfits to win the coveted title of Dragon Diva.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments that you’ll be talking about for years to come. Trust us, you won’t find another server like ours anywhere else!

7 Kids vs 1 Kid: The Ultimate Parenting Server

child behavior, child care, child development, child rearing, cultural norms, family dynamics, family size, family structure, generational differences, historical perspective, Kid, Kids, modern parenting, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting pressure, parenting responsibilities, parenting stress, Server, societal expectations, Time management, traditional parenting, Ultimate, work-life balance

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	5900
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1080

Are you tired of the real world responsibilities weighing you down? Come join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of raising seven virtual children without any consequences! That’s right, no need to worry about diapers, tantrums, or college tuition. Just sit back, relax, and watch your pixelated offspring thrive in a world where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, rumor has it that if you successfully raise all seven children, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle a horde of zombie parents. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start popping out those virtual babies!

NoKidsAllowedCraft

banned, child-free movement, children, controversy, debate, Ethics, family, Government, legislation, NoKidsAllowedCraft, opinion, parenting, policy, Politics, public opinion, restrictions, russia, Russian Senate, Social Issues, society, Speaker

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got this crazy cool world where u can build whatever u want, like a giant banana house or a roller coaster made out of cheese. and get this, the speaker of the russian senate is like, totally freaking out cuz he heard about our server and thinks it’s gonna start a ‘child-free movement’ or something. like, dude, we just wanna have fun and build stuff, not start a revolution or whatever. so come join us and let’s show the russian senate what real fun looks like! #bananahouse #cheesecoaster #childfreemovementlol

Crafty Night Owls vs Morning Larks

clothing, concerts, consumer behavior, Crafty, early risers, experiential purchases, fulfillment, Gadgets, Happiness, Larks, Lifestyle, material purchases, morning, morning larks, night, night owls, OWLS, Personal preferences, Preferences, Psychology, satisfaction, shopping habits, Vacations, well-being

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

are you a night owl or a morning lark? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, it don’t matter cuz we got something for everyone! if you’re a night owl, you can buy all the swaggy clothes and gadgets your heart desires in our virtual marketplace. but if you’re a morning lark, we got epic experiences like virtual concerts and vacations that will make you happier than a pig in mud!

join our server and let your inner night owl or morning lark shine bright like a diamond! you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else, so come on over and let the fun begin! who needs real life when you can have all the happiness and satisfaction you could ever want in our virtual world? come join us now and let the good times roll!

Hypnotic MC

Economy, Skyblock, Skyblock Staff Discord Brand New Maintenance Server Online Multiplayer Gaming Community Survival PvP Creative Economy Minigames Modded Vanilla Custom Plugins Adventure

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/100	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

BRAND NEW SKYBLOCK SERVER UNDER MAINTENANCE Play.HypnoticMC.world LOOKING FOR STAFF

Join the discord!!!

play.hypnoticmc.world:25566