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SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7303	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Void Armor Forged:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Enchantments Applied:	214
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

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Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, adult content, ass cheeks, b.., christian minecraft server, CoomerFree, coomers, explicit, inappropriate, internet trolls, Minecraft, niggers, NSFW, obese, offensive, offensive content, online harassment, porn, Server, shitpost, shock value, triggering, trolling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
New Chunks Explored:	676243	Magical Moments Shared:	20

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!

WokeUpAt16 Minecraft SMP

alarm clock, bedtime habits, bedtime routine, circadian rhythm, daily habits, early riser, Minecraft, morning routine, night owl, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep schedule, sleeping in, smp, time zones, waking up early, waking up late, WokeUpAt16

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most chaotic sleep schedule ever! Forget waking up at a normal time like a responsible adult, on our server, we embrace the beauty of sleeping in until 4 PM. Who needs sunlight anyway when you have virtual blocks to mine and mobs to slay? Plus, rumor has it that our resident zombie pigman has a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his oversized pockets. So come join us and see if you can beat the clock and find those shiny treasures before sundown!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

autism, blockparty, Boundaries, child, contracts, discomfort, england, family, grandson, housing agency, LANDLORD, living space, Minecraft, noise, privacy, Property, property rights, Renovations, rules, Server, shared property, Tenant

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8391
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of sharing your living space with unexpected guests? Join our Minecraft server where the only unexpected guests are creepers trying to blow up your house! No random kids screaming and yelling, just the soothing sounds of mining and crafting. Our landlord (in-game) won’t rearrange your furniture or put their stuff in your fridge, they’ll just provide you with endless opportunities to build and explore. Say goodbye to awkward living situations and hello to a virtual world where you’re the master of your domain. Join now and let the adventures begin!

HusbandApologyOrGTFO

#husband appreciation, Apology, challenging relationships, childhood trauma, communication breakdown, emotional boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Values, forgiveness, HusbandApologyOrGTFO, judgmental parents, parental acceptance, parenting struggles, past mistakes, personal growth, reconciliation, setting boundaries, toxic behavior, trust issues, unconditional love

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Star Shards Collected:	231
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and maybe even a little bit of family drama (but way more entertaining than mine, trust me).

Our server is the perfect place to escape from judgmental parents and enjoy some quality time with your virtual family. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and maybe even find a virtual spouse who won’t judge you for trusting them with the baby (looking at you, Jamie).

Join now and show your parents what a real apology looks like – by building them a pixelated mansion and inviting them to a virtual Christmas dinner they’ll never forget. And remember, on our server, demanding an apology is totally acceptable – as long as it’s heartfelt and directed at the right person (sorry, mom).

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real-world drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your masterpiece. See you in the game!

RandomFest Minecraft SMP

celebration, creative holiday, creativity, fantasy celebration, festive occasion, fun holiday, holiday concept, holiday idea, imagination, innovative holiday, make-believe holiday, Minecraft, offbeat holiday, original celebration, out of the box celebration, quirky celebration, random holiday, RandomFest, smp, unconventional celebration, unique holiday, unusual celebration, whimsical holiday

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Emeralds Found:	8725
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate the most random holidays ever! Join us if you want to participate in festivities like National Potato Chip Day where we all dress up as our favorite chip flavors and have a chip eating contest. Or how about Unicorn Appreciation Day where we ride around on rainbow-colored horses and spread glitter everywhere?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a holiday called Sock Puppet Sunday where everyone communicates only through sock puppets for the entire day. And let’s not forget about International Bubble Wrap Day where we cover the entire server in bubble wrap and pop it all day long!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as your wildest dreams, then join us and celebrate the most absurd holidays you never knew you needed in your life!

CraftyLoveGamerz

awkward situations, CraftyLoveGamerz, dating advice, dating blunders, dating disasters, dating disasters to avoid, dating etiquette, dating fails, dating faux pas, dating mishaps, dating mistakes, dating tips, embarrassing moments, first date, first date advice, first date tips, relationship advice, relationship blunders, relationship pitfalls, social etiquette, worst mistake.

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	217	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Villages Defended:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid making the worst mistake on a first date – accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a diamond ring! Trust us, you don’t want to propose with a pickaxe in hand unless you’re looking for a partner who’s really into mining. Our server is the perfect place to practice your crafting skills and avoid any embarrassing mishaps on your romantic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any potential date fall head over heels for you. So come join us and craft your way to a happily ever after!

HijabHavoc Minecraft Server

Activists, CAR, civil rights, discrimination, gender equality, hijab law, HijabHavoc, HUMAN RIGHTS, iran, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Police, Police Brutality, protest, religious freedom, Seize, Server, Shot, social justice, VIOLATION, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

LOL this server is so lit, even the Iran police wanna join! We got crazier hijab laws like you gotta wear a diamond-encrusted hijab or get shot by a pixelated police officer! Join us for some wild hijab adventures and dodge bullets while building your dream world! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? Come join the fun and see if you can survive the hijab police madness!