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| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8712 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even most canadians think MPs accused of foreign interference should be named, charged, and jailed just to play on it! like, u gotta be a real bad boy to handle dis level of epicness.
we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. u gotta watch out for the lava, tho, it’s hot like a spicy poutine.
and the best part? we have a secret underground society of polar bears who control the server. they wear top hats and monocles, it’s wild.
so, if u think u can handle the madness, come join us on dis minecraft server. but beware, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s like getting stuck in a never-ending game of hockey with a moose.
