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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 1999 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Have you ever met someone who builds a house entirely out of dirt blocks in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s a pretty big red flag. But hey, on our SMP, we welcome all dirt house enthusiasts with open arms! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the chaos and creativity of Minecraft like we do? Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves with nothing but a bone and sheer determination. So if you’re ready to experience the weirdest and wildest Minecraft SMP out there, come join us! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
