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Kiki’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

amusement, cheerful, chuckles, comedy, Comical, crazy, Entertainment, funny, giggles, Happiness, hilarious, humor, jokes, jovial, joy, kikikiki, Kikis, LAUGHING, Laughter, lighthearted, Minecraft, mirthful, playful, smp

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the pigs ride on chickens, the creepers wear top hats, and the diamonds are actually made of chocolate (just kidding, don’t eat them)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!

One Click Minecraft Server

astute choice., careful selection, choose wisely, Click, considered choice, critical thinking, Decision making, deliberate choice, discerning choice, intelligent choice, judicious choice, LIMITATIONS, mindful choice, Minecraft, Options, prudent choice, rational choice, Server, smart decision, strategic choice, thoughtful choice, thoughtful decision, wise choice

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and zombies breakdance to Thriller.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.

Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5690
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	481

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple Mac Mini Desktop 2024 Technology Computer Innovation Performance Design Efficiency Compact Powerful Reliable High-quality User-friendly Cutting-edge Future-proof Sleek Productivity Top-rated, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	811	Runes Activated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7126
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Alien Abductions:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5659
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.