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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 9401 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2147 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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