BANANANA – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

CrushOnDeadPres Minecraft SMP

Admiration, attraction, Celebrity, Crush, CrushOnDeadPres, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, fascination, Forbidden, historical figure, History, idolization, infatuation, long-dead, love, Minecraft, Obsession, past love, romance, secret, smp, unrequited

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground society dedicated to historical figures, like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. We even have a secret love potion that can make your historical crush come to life in the game! Imagine building a house with George Washington or going on a date with Joan of Arc, it’s like a historical fanfiction come to life! So come join us and let’s make history together, literally! #CrushinOnCleopatra #SMPGoals #MinecraftMadness

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BlockBusterCraft

bad habits, BlockBusterCraft, breaking habits, excessive screen time, Excessive social media use, gossiping, impulse buying, Mindless snacking, Nail picking, nail-biting, negative thinking, overeating, oversleeping, personal growth, Poor time management, procrastination, self improvement, Skipping workouts, smoking, Snoozing alarm, unhealthy eating habits

Are you tired of constantly getting lost in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical compass that will always point you towards the nearest diamond ore! Say goodbye to wandering aimlessly for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted items in exchange for buckets of milk. Who knew cows were such savvy businessmen?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, you can join our exclusive faction of mischievous chickens who are hell-bent on overthrowing the oppressive rule of the pigs. It’s an epic battle of feathers versus snouts, and you get to be right in the middle of it all.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

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MuskysPixelFactory

Beamed, berlin, Berlin controversy, Berlin image, controversial, controversial image, controversial salute, controversy, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, Elon Musk image, Elon Musk salute, FACTORY, image, MuskysPixelFactory, salute, tesla, Tesla controversy, Tesla factory, Tesla image

yo, u know that crazy dude elon musk? well, he just went and beamed his controversial salute image on his tesla factory in berlin. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise we won’t beam any weird images on ur screen. unless u want us to, then we can make it happen. we got all the craziest mods and plugins, like a flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. and our community is like a bunch of unicorns on a rainbow, always happy and ready to help u out. so come join us, and let’s make some epic memories together. plus, u might even get a chance to meet elon musk himself in the virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

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Fast Day Slow Time

Day, Fast, fast day, relativity, Slow, slow day, subjective time, Time, time awareness, time awareness differences, time consciousness, time experience, time feeling, time flow, time observation, time passing, time perception, time perception differences, time perspective, time relativity, time sensation, time sense, time speed

join our epic minecraft server where time moves at the speed of a snail on a treadmill covered in molasses. you’ll feel like you’re stuck in a time loop, but in a fun way!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give you life advice, and sheep that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

build your dream castle with walls made of jellybeans and a moat filled with hot fudge.

fight off hordes of evil chickens with laser eyes and zombie villagers riding giant spiders.

come join the madness and experience time in a whole new way on our wacky minecraft server!

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Camel Milk Paradise

Allergy, alternative milk option, Camel, camel milk, camel milk benefits, camel milk research, camel milk study, cow’s milk, dairy alternative, dairy intolerance, digestion, Digestive health, enzymes, gut health, gut protection, hypoallergenic, lactose intolerance, milk, milk allergen, Paradise, study, β-lactoglobulin, β-Lg allergy

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is like no other, my friends. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a magical Minecraft server where the cows gave camel milk instead of regular milk. And let me tell you, that camel milk was something special. Not only was it hypoallergenic, but it also protected your gut from harmful enzymes. Can you believe it? Your gut will thank you for joining this server, I promise.

But wait, there’s more! This camel milk also created healthier digestion for all who drank it. Say goodbye to tummy troubles and hello to a happy belly. And get this, camel milk doesn’t contain that pesky milk allergen β-lactoglobulin. So, if you have a β-Lg allergy, this server is the place to be.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this wild and wacky Minecraft server today and experience the magic of camel milk for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Happy crafting, my friends!

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Lost Keys Adventure 1.20.4

1.20.4, absent-minded, absentmindedness, Adventure, Careless, disorganized, Door, forget to lock the door, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetful habits, forgetful moments, forgetfulness, Keys, Lost, lost and found, lost items, Memory Loss, memory of a fish, Misplaced, scatterbrained, wallet

Yo, bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about forgetting your wallet and keys because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to even remember you have them! Plus, who needs keys when you can just build a giant fortress to keep all your stuff safe? Join now and say goodbye to your memory problems, and hello to a world of blocky adventures!

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MomRageCraft

AITAH, apologies, arguments, blowing up, cleaning up, Communication Issues, family conflict, family dynamics, Guilt, hiding money, immigrant household, insults, Lost Money, MomRageCraft, Mother, RESPONSIBILITY, silent treatment, snooping, strict household

Are you tired of hiding your hard-earned Minecraft diamonds from your snoopy parents? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft server! Join us and hide your virtual riches in secret places that even the most determined parent couldn’t find.

We’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, just like the time a player hid their enchanted sword in a chest at the bottom of the ocean, only to have a sneaky squid steal it and challenge them to a duel for its return.

And don’t worry about getting into arguments with your fellow players – our server is a drama-free zone! Unless, of course, you count the epic battles between players over who gets to claim the last block of obsidian for their fortress.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner!

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BroMinecraftSMP: RedFlagDetectives

aggression, arrogance, BroMinecraftSMP, Competition, control issues, dishonesty, DISMISSED, Disrespect, ignored, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Masculinity, Men, Notice, red flags, RedFlagDetectives, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, warning signs, Women

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server! It’s like, totally lit and full of crazy adventures! Like, one time, this dude built a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds, and then another dude came and blew it up with TNT just for fun! It was wild, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. And get this, we all wear matching pink tutus and dance to Taylor Swift songs. It’s so random and hilarious, you won’t believe it!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have a pet chicken named Gerald who can do backflips and solve complex math problems. Yeah, you heard me right. A math genius chicken. It’s insane, I know.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and chaotic Minecraft SMP server and experience all the craziness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it. #ChickenMathGeniusFTW🐔🤓

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BlockBusters

blockbusters, Challenges, complex problems, complexities, demanding situations, Difficulties, Endurance, hard work, Hidden Challenges, mental toughness, misconceptions, Obstacles, perseverance, resilience, Struggles, tough tasks, tricky situations, underestimated, underestimated tasks, unexpected difficulties

Join our Minecraft server and find out what is a lot harder than people realize – finding a diamond in a pile of dirt? Nope. Surviving a creeper attack? Not even close. It’s actually trying to resist the urge to pet our adorable virtual llamas! These fluffy creatures are so irresistibly cute that players have been known to spend hours just cuddling them instead of building their virtual empires. But beware, these llamas have a mischievous side and may just lead you into a trap if you’re not careful. So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to resist the llama temptation!

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Copycat Craftville

Admiration, Behavior, Copy, copycat, Craftville, Cultural, Curiosity, fascination, Imitation, influence, New Jersey, people, Perception, Phenomenon, Popular, Repetition, Social, society, Time, Today, trend, Unique

join our server becos it’s like the wild wild west but with creepers and pigs instead of cowboys and horses. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night and the zombies are the bouncers.

also, we have a giant rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds and emeralds, and if you ride it backwards you get teleported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds.

oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil ender dragon? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come join us on this crazy adventure and be part of the only place where copying new jersey is actually cool.

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