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StretchyPixelLove

acceptance, Apology, body goals, body image, body positivity, comfort, Communication, Conflict, diets, emotions, FITNESS, Girlfriend, Irritation, misunderstanding, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, Sexy, stretch marks, StretchyPixelLove, Support

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Because why not! The chicken statue became a landmark on our server, attracting players from all over who wanted to see this majestic poultry in all its glory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to roam the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Join us and you may just catch a glimpse of this mythical creature.

So come on, join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs stretch marks and arguments when you can have chicken statues and Diamond Unicorns? See you in the game!

Blocky Bro Banter

banter, blocky, Bro

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, fear not, because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to ask men all those inappropriate questions you’ve been too afraid to ask. Want to know why they always leave the toilet seat up? Or why they can’t seem to find anything in the fridge even though it’s right in front of them? Our server is the place to get all the answers you never knew you needed. Plus, rumor has it that our resident player, Steve, once defeated a creeper with nothing but a carrot. So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further! Join us now and let the hilarity ensue.

DownUnderSpyCraft

#covert operations, #intelligence gathering, Australia, Cyber Security, defence tech, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic relations, DownUnderSpyCraft, Espionage, espionage activities, espionage tactics, foreign affairs, foreign interference, Government, Indian spies, intelligence agencies, international relations, national security, politicians, SECURITY, Surveillance

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so, like, this server is, like, so lit, you gotta join, man. we got, like, secret agents from australia and india, like, spying on each other. it’s, like, a whole spy vs spy situation, but in minecraft. you gotta see it to believe it, bro. plus, we got, like, politicians and defense tech being targeted, it’s, like, a real-life drama playing out in the virtual world. join now and be part of the madness, dude. it’s gonna be epic!

”EliteCraft Minecraft Server”

community impact, criminal behavior, EliteCraft, emotional trauma, gun control, Gun Violence, law enforcement, mass shooters, mass shootings, Media influence, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Psychological Factors, public health crisis, Public Safety, Senseless Violence, Server, social responsibility, societal issues, societal values, Tragedy, Violence prevention

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret weapon against mass shooters – they never target our players because they know we’re too awesome to mess with! Plus, our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So come join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

MineCraft Server: WarpSpeedCraft

Accelerate, ADVANCE, Boost, drive forward, Expedite, facilitate, fast track, gain momentum, hasten, Hurry, increase velocity, long tail tags: speed up, Minecraft, Prompt, propel, push ahead, quicken, rev up, Rush, Server, spur on, step on the gas, stimulate, WarpSpeedCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server will have you accelerating into a whole new level of fun!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs like they’re race cars, battling evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and diving into lava pools for a chance to win rare loot (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride and accelerate your Minecraft experience to the next level!

WifelessWonders Minecraft Server

aita, arranged marriage, car accident, emotional attachment, feeling control, Flame, huge asshole, insta story, labeling, late wife, Minecraft, moving on, mutual friend, not giving a fuck, online dating, parents’ opinion, Server, shock, trip to Thailand, twisting, WifelessWonders, wondering

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is optional and grief is quickly forgotten! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s arranged marriage.

Forget about emotional attachments and dive into a world where you can move on from your spouse’s demise faster than you can say “creeper”. Explore exotic locations like Thailand with your colleagues and post insta stories without fear of judgment from late relatives or friends.

Our server is perfect for those who value freedom and don’t let societal norms dictate their emotions. So come on in and show us your true colors, even if they’re labeled as “asshole” by others. Who knows, you might just find a new friend who understands your unique perspective. Join now and let the adventures begin!

Mom’s Boyfriend Doesn’t Know English

birthmark, BLACKJACK, Boyfriend, braces, concealment, cryptocurrency, Defending, Divorce, doesnt, English, foreigner, Invisalign, mom, moms, poker face, private school, public school, Responsible, savings, self-control, Tutor, Understanding

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Are you tired of boring family drama and want to escape to a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where your mom’s foreign boyfriend is actually a secret cryptocurrency genius who lost half of his savings in a risky investment. And guess what? He’s also a master at insulting your appearance and questioning your parentage. But don’t worry, because you have a secret weapon – a hidden talent for speaking perfect English thanks to your dad’s sneaky tutoring sessions.

When the boyfriend crosses the line and insults your braces, it’s time to show him who’s boss. With a quick-witted comeback about his financial failures, you’ll leave him speechless and your mom in shock. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the perfect escape from family drama?

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and crafting for hours on end. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

BuddyBucks Minecraft Server

Borrowing, BuddyBucks, ethical dilemma, financial assistance, financial decision-making, financial favors, financial responsibility, financial support, financial trust, friendship, friendship boundaries, Friendship Dynamics, Generosity, helping friends, lending money, loaning money, Minecraft, moral obligation, peer pressure, personal finance, Repayment, Server, trustworthiness

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Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about lending money to friends again! Our virtual economy is so booming, your friends will be begging YOU for diamonds instead of cash. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will grant you three wishes if you can find its hidden coop. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your wild adventure today!

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Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to life’s greatest mystery: What song do you think we all automatically know? Rumor has it that if you listen closely while mining for diamonds, you can hear the sweet melodies of this legendary tune echoing through the caves. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are all secretly pop music aficionados. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the universe while building the craziest pixelated creations you can imagine. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to rock out on our server like never before!

CraftyConvictsMC

Conscientious objectors, consequences, Consequences of refusal, CraftyConvictsMC, criminal cases, draft dodging, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal, legal actions, legal consequences, Military, military duty, military service, national service, prosecution, Refusal to serve, russia, Russian law, Russian media

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Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even the Russian military can’t handle it? Well, look no further, cuz we got more than 10,000 criminal cases opened in Russia for refusal to serve in military – Russian media!

Join our server and dodge the draft like a pro while building epic castles and battling mobs with your squad. Who needs the military when you can be a Minecraft warrior, am I right?

So come on down and join the chaos! Just make sure to watch your back for any Russian military officials trying to drag you away from your epic gaming adventures. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server!

Players:	91/100	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Players:	96/300	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2644
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Players:	99/100	Votes:	9218
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Players:	103/700	Votes:	4097
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Players:	91/700	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Players:	101/600	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Players:	100/100	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Players:	104/800	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Players:	98/200	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Crops Grown:	1530

Players:	107/300	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1385	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

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