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Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, career, Communication, Decision making, Ethics, Hiring, Holo, leadership, loyalty, Manager, Minecraft, Partnership, personal life integration, PROFESSIONAL, relationships, Server, Shiori, teamwork, Trust, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	1251	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

10 people, aita, Allowed, boxed Mac and cheese, Cook, Cooks, different friend, enjoyment, ex husband, Exhausting, extended family, financial benefit, Friend, Hosting, invited, last minute, loud, love to cook, mom, no one else cooks, OVERWHELMING, refusing, Rude, ruining thanksgiving, Small, Staff, stressful, teenage kids, Thanksgiving dinner, TurkeyCraft, unseasoned chicken thigh

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchantments Applied:	118
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Zombie Dances:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5303
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ores Mined:	866
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

CraftyCanuckPlotWars

Allies, Asia, Canada, cooperation, CraftyCanuckPlotWars, Diplomatic, Espionage, foreign affairs, Global threats, Government, India, intelligence, international relations, investigation, North America, plot allegations, political tensions, SECURITY, serious, Terrorism, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	452	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

Crafty Love Connection

attraction, behavioral science, Confidence, Connection, Crafty, creativity, dating behavior, human interaction, intelligence, interpersonal relationships, Kindness, love, mate compatibility, MATE SELECTION, partner evaluation, personality traits, relationships, romantic attraction, romantic preferences, social psychology, speed dating, Traits

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Crops Grown:	5872
Players Killed by Monsters:	9605	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Votes:	7100
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

metanoia junior high school

“Youth, ACADEMIC, activities, adolescence, Classroom, Community, Cross-Play, curriculum, Development, education, extracurricular, Future, growth, learning, middle school, School, Social, Students, Survival, teachers, teamwork, TRANSITION

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

66.206.27.202:50020

Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

bedrock, BLOCK, building, Chill, Collaborative, Community, creativity, Discord, Friendly, Gaming, grief-free, Hardcore, idea.., Interactive, laid back, Lakehead, Lazy, no drama, Peaceful, pet-friendly, Placing, Relaxed, Semi Vanilla, Server, shop building, smp, Social, virtual world, windmill, wrong

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	8783	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	134
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Lakehead SMP Overview

Description
Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
Can I build whatever I want?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
How can I join the server?	To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.