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BoomCraft: Ukrainian Drone Attack

ammo depot, Attack, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, escalation, explosions, huge blasts, international relations, Military, RETALIATION, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, triggers, UKRAINIAN, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya a story that’ll blow your mind!

So, like, there was this Ukrainian drone, right? And it was all like, “I’m gonna wreck this Russian ammo depot, yo!” And then BOOM! Huge blasts everywhere, like fireworks on the Fourth of July!

Now, imagine all that chaos, but in Minecraft! Join this server and experience the thrill of dodging explosions while building your epic base. Plus, you might even spot a flying pig or a dancing creeper! It’s lit, fam! Join now before the drones come for you!

Blocky Pandemic Quest

blocky, Cases, coronavirus, Covid-19, data analysis, disease modelling, epidemiology, Healthcare, medical supplies, monthly cycles, outbreak, pandemic, Prevention, public health, Quest, research, response, South, spike, Summer, U.S, Vaccines

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX MONTHLY CYCLES of crazy fun! Just like COVID-19 cases in the U.S., our server is always changing and keeping you on your toes. We offer crucial insights into building epic structures and getting all the supplies and diamonds you need.

This summer, our server saw a significant spike in creeper explosions, which were mostly concentrated in the south side of our virtual world. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of TNT to fight back and protect your precious builds.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs medical supplies and vaccines when you’ve got a diamond sword and enchanted armor? Let’s survive and thrive in this crazy minecraft world together!

HeroCraft

best minecraft server, Call your friends, DOMINATE, herocraft, meet us, minecraft server, Minigames, Ranking, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Minecraft server focused on survival, with minigames and ranking, best minecraft server, come meet us, call your friends and dominate the server

mc.herocraftnetwork.com:25503

BlockyCraft – Modern Minecraft Server

Bennett, BlockyCraft, character builds, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, Freedom-Sworn, genshin impact, genshin impact general, Kachina, Kaedehara Kazuha, Kinich, Minecraft, MODERN, Mualani, Nation of Pyro, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Saurian Egg Adventures, Server, Surfs up, Third-Party Tools, Web Event, Xinyan

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Alien Abductions:	5	Emeralds Found:	1216

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret quests and hidden treasures that will make you feel like a real-life Indiana Jones. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

2. The mobs on our server are not your average zombies and skeletons. We have pink fluffy creepers that explode in a cloud of glitter and unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their horns. It’s a colorful and magical world out there.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Our server has a special dragon breeding program where you can hatch your very own fire-breathing companion. Just be careful not to burn down your house in the process.

4. Our community is like no other. We have regular events like llama races, underwater building competitions, and even a weekly dance-off at the town square. You’ll never be bored with us around.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Hand Egg Regular Minecraft SMP Season

2km, Average, burn calories, Championship, Egg, games, Hand, hand egg, Hospitals, jannies, leisure activity, Minecraft, multiple opportunities, NFL player, PLAYOFFS, regular, regular season, rest opportunities, runs, SCHOOLs, scrubbing floors, Season, smp, TEAM, wide receiver, WIN

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Void Gems Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate challenge! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re playing in the hand egg championship playoffs every day. Our players run an average of 2km per game, but don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to rest…just like a hand egg wide receiver!

Forget scrubbing floors in schools and hospitals, come burn calories with us in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs the NFL when you can join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

BroHouseDramaCraft

affordable, BroHouseDramaCraft, brother’s feelings, budget constraints, call the shots, Communication, Decision making, down payment, finances, financial responsibility, higher degree, home purchase, house purchase, housing decisions, living together, renting history, shared living arrangements, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, splitting bills, Zillow listing

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4334
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers where you have to follow the rules and listen to everyone’s feedback? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Just like this player who moved in with their brother and now they’re fighting over a house purchase. Can you imagine fighting over a Minecraft house with your sibling? That’s the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

Forget about boring old rules and regulations, on our server, anything goes! Build the house of your dreams, team up with friends to take on epic quests, and maybe even start a feud with your own brother over a virtual property. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual house-buying feud of your own!

PentagonStockpileCraft

defense budget, defense funding, defense stockpiles, defense stockpiles concerns, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military aid cuts, military aid packages, military aid reduction, military assistance, military equipment, military support, Pentagon stockpiles, Pentagon supplies, PentagonStockpileCraft, security assistance, Ukraine, us foreign policy, us military aid, US military assistance, US-Ukraine relations

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more loot than the US military aid packages to Ukraine! our chests are stacked to the brim with diamonds, gold, and enchanted gear that will make you feel like a god in the game. plus, our pvp battles are so intense, it’s like a warzone out there.

we heard the Pentagon is worried about running out of supplies, but don’t worry, we got you covered. join now and help us stockpile even more epic loot. who needs military aid when you got a diamond sword and a shield of protection, amirite?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your mad skills. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Brain Reset Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain plasticity, Cognitive science, discovery, hippocampus, Memory, memory consolidation, memory overload, Mice, Minecraft, neural pathways, neural silence, neurons, neuroscience, new learning, researchers, Reset, scientists, Server, sleep research, sleep reset mechanism

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE WE HAVE A SLEEP “RESET” MECHANISM JUST LIKE IN THAT FANCY SCIENTIST THINGY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A GIANT CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND SUDDENLY YOU FORGET HOW TO MAKE A DOOR. NO WORRIES, OUR SERVER WILL RESET YOUR BRAIN CELLS SO YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE THAT DOOR ALL OVER AGAIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SPECIAL HIPPOPOTAMUS (OR WAS IT HIPPOCAMPUS?) THAT WILL HELP YOUR MEMORY RESET AND GET READY FOR NEW ADVENTURES. WHO KNEW HIPPOS WERE SO SMART?

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. JOIN NOW AND LET YOUR BRAIN CELLS PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999!

TacoShackSMP

Cosmetics, Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft, mod, MONEY, player-controlled economy, PvP, Server, Survival, TacoShackSMP, Voice Chat Support, weekly events

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	52
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

A Minecraft Server With A Fully Player Controlled Economy, We Run Weekly Events On Saturdays Where You Can Earn Money, Cosmetics, And More! This Server Is Mostly Survival But It Will Be Fun With Simple Voice Chat Support As Long As You And Your Friends Have The Mod It Will Work!

51.81.167.58:25594

Passion Craft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, break free, chains, Conquer, Craft, determination, inner strength, Liberation, Mantra, Minecraft, motivation, Overcome, Passion, Peace, personal growth, philosophy, power, self improvement, Server, sith code, Star Wars, strength, Victory

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old peaceful Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement, chaos, and a little bit of madness? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and unleash your inner passion as you battle your way to victory. Gain strength by conquering epic challenges, and watch as your power grows with each block you mine. Break free from the chains of boring gameplay and experience the thrill of our server like never before.

But be warned, once you step foot in our world, there’s no turning back. You’ll be hooked on the adrenaline rush of our crazy adventures and wild events. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!