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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2020 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 24 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes – including posting your face instead of porn! That’s right, we’re flipping the script and bringing back good old-fashioned selfies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can befriend the Diamond Pig, it will lead you to hidden treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. Complete them all and earn the title of Parkour Master, with bragging rights that will make other players green with envy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to leave your porn at the door – we’ve got faces to post!
