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Elven Design Minecraft Server

Anime, character creation, character designs, character portrayal, creative choices, criticism, cultural appropriation, design, design flaws, disgrace, Elven, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy genre, fantasy races, fantasy world, fictional characters, isekai, Manga, Minecraft, OTHERWORLDLY, real elves, Server, world-building

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4806	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	234
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Crops Grown:	1462	Chimeras Created:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of seeing those cringy Isekai character designs that just don’t do justice to real elves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Our elves are so realistic, they’ll make Legolas himself jealous. Join us and immerse yourself in a world where elves actually look like elves, not some weird anime knock-offs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where elves rule the land and you can live out your wildest fantasy of being a mystical forest creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to those embarrassing Isekai designs once and for all!

Fish Tank Live Minecraft SMP #425

#fishtankislive, #youtube, Clips, Fish, fishnet.gg, fishtank live, fishtank live archive, fishtank live preseason, ftl3, JET IT UP, Live, m3u playlist, Minecraft, News, October 27th, PreSeason, S2 episode 2, season 3, Show Archives, smp, socials, Sunday episodes, TANK, Thread, Website

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you ready to JET IT UP in the most epic Minecraft SMP ever?! Season 3 is coming on October 27th (tentative date) and you do not want to miss out on the craziness that is about to go down. Our latest episode is out now on YouTube and our website, featuring ridiculous shenanigans and epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us every Sunday for new episodes that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Watch here at https://www.fishtank.live or on our YouTube channel @fishtankislive. And don’t forget to check out our m3u playlist for some sick tunes to accompany your Minecraft adventures.

Follow us on social media at https://x.com/fishtankislive and join our community on https://boards.fishnet.gg/ to connect with other players and share your own insane stories from the server. And if you want to relive the madness, check out our show archives at https://www.fishtank.live/archive and https://www.fishtank.live/clips.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos, build something epic, and join us on this wild ride that is sure to leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you in the game, and remember – JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!! Edition/FTL/ News is the place to be for all your Minecraft SMP needs.

Noob Haven Minecraft Server

AliAs, Anonymity, custom OS, Data Protection, digital footprint, Haven, History, Ip:, Matches, Minecraft, names, no trails, noob, Nothing, online presence, online safety, Posts, privacy, SECURITY, Server, Shit, Slides, TRILLIONS, vpn

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so top secret, even the FBI can’t track it? Look no further, because our server is so stealthy, it doesn’t even show up in search results! Our custom operating system will have you feeling like a hacker extraordinaire as you navigate through our endless virtual worlds. Join us and become a master of disguise with trillions of names and aliases to choose from. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (mainly because you won’t be able to find your way back)!

Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	110
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Mines Excavated:	1124
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Crafty Average American – AMA Minecraft Server

4chan, AMA, American, american culture, Average, Average American, cheap microwave dinners, condoms, Crafty, daily routine, food pantry, get a massage, go home, local pedophile, Make Out, meet girlfriend, Minecraft, putting stickers on signs, relationship goals, Server, skip class, Social Activism, trollface shirt, Wake Up, walk around town

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than skipping class to put stickers on signs! Our server is so lit, you’ll be changing into a trollface shirt and making out with your Minecraft girlfriend in no time. And don’t worry, we have plenty of cheap microwave dinners and condoms at our food pantry for you to snag while making fun of local pedophiles. Plus, we offer exclusive massages for all our players, just like the ones you’d post about on 4chan. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Kama Bla Minecraft SMP Bros

/b/ros, Backlash, BLA, bros, communist DEI hire, controversy, criticism, discrimination, Diversity, employees, equality, forum, hiring practices, inclusion, internet culture, Kama, meme, Minecraft, Online Community, smp, social media, Uh oh Kamabla, Unions, Workplace

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where even the unions are getting in on the action, protesting against the communist DEI hire. That’s right, things are getting so crazy even the mobs are joining in on the chaos. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of diamond theft. Who knows what will happen next on this insane server!

VANILLA SERVER WITH BUNES 1.19.3 + Minecraft server

1.19.3, Active, Adventure, BUILD, bunes, Community, Economy, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Server, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

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Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	5809
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join us and see if you can find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft character of all time!

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built parkour course that is so challenging, even the Ender Dragon would struggle to complete it. Can you reach the top and claim the title of Parkour King?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Country Boy Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Beliefs, Boy, Country, critique, culture, debate, discussion, Evaluation, Government, Impact, influence, leader, Minecraft, Opinions, perspective, perspective on him, Politics, Reflection, smp, society, Thoughts, Views

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	2926	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging pranks from mischievous players.

Our community is full of characters, from a cow whisperer who can tame any mob with a single moo to a redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunts that lead to secret loot stashes hidden across the map.

But the real reason you should join? The annual llama race, where players saddle up their trusty llamas and race through obstacle courses for the chance to win rare items and bragging rights. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Creative Drugs Minecraft Server

Artistic, artistic flow, brain enhancement, cognitive enhancement, Creative, creative process, creativity, developers, Drugs, Focus, Game, imagination, innovation, inspiration, long term creativity, mental clarity, Minecraft, motivation, performance enhancement, pharmaceuticals, problem solving, productivity, Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Seriously, we’re pretty sure the developers were on some next-level drugs when they came up with this place. And guess what? We’ve got an unlimited supply of those drugs for all our players!

Join us and experience a world where pigs ride on the backs of chickens, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Enderman.

So, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be as creative as the masterminds behind Minecraft, just hop on our server and let the insanity take over. Who needs reality when you’ve got a server this wild? Join now and let the craziness begin!