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FrenchFriesCraft: Where Creepers Say ‘Oui Oui’ and Players Ride Baguettes Through Paris

Baguettes, Communication, communication skills, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, English, foreign language, France, French, FrenchFriesCraft, international travel, language barrier, language barriers, language difficulties, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, oui, Paris, Players, Ride, Riding, Summer, travel, travel concerns, worries

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2439
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	56144	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of getting lost in translation while riding through France? Fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect solution to your language barrier problems! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where everyone speaks the universal language of block-building. No need to worry about asking for directions or ordering food, just focus on crafting and surviving in our wacky and wild virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the Eiffel Tower has been recreated in-game, so you can experience all the beauty of France without ever leaving your computer screen. Say “au revoir” to language barriers and “bonjour” to endless fun on our server!

Crafty Creepers: Are you already Pre-order this /v/?

collectors edition, Crafty, CREEPERS, early access, Exclusive content, Gaming, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming deals, Gaming news, gaming updates., limited edition, must-have games, New Release, PC Gaming, pre order, pre-order bonuses, preorder, upcoming games, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	78
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and even tame a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic dance battles with other players, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend virtual concerts performed by famous Minecraft DJs!

So what are you waiting for? Pre-order your spot on our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

UkraineCraft: Where the only war is over who gets the last diamond!

aggression, Conflict, Crimea, Diamond, donetsk, eastern europe, History, Invasion, Kiev, Luhansk, Lviv, Military, Nazi Ukrainians, occupation, Odessa, Politics, Propaganda, russia, separatists, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Void Gems Collected:	21	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where Russia is apparently playing a game of real-life Minecraft and trying to take over Ukraine! Join us for the ultimate battle of blocks and build your own fortress to defend against the invading Russian forces. Who needs historical accuracy when you can have this level of insanity in your gameplay? Join now and help Kiev relocate to Lviv before it’s too late! It’s like a game of survival mode, but with a twist of geopolitical drama. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Crafty Blondies: Where Trashy meets Classy in Minecraft

attractive, beauty, BLONDE, Blondies, CLASSY, controversial, Crafty, desire, double standards, empowerment, feminism, hot, judgment, Lust, meets, Minecraft, objectification, Perception, Provocative, sexual, Sluts, society, Stereotypes, taboo, TRASHY

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	5182
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	New Chunks Explored:	37712
Emeralds Found:	9887	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic blocks and basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest mess you’ll ever come across! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where trashy blonde sluts reign supreme. Who knew pixelated characters could be so scandalous? You’ll be gossiping with your fellow players about who’s hooking up with who and who’s plotting to overthrow the server next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most insane build battles you’ll ever witness. From giant statues of Justin Bieber to roller coasters that defy gravity, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity. Who needs architectural integrity when you can have a house made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So, if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos, drama, and pure insanity, then join our server today. Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Yuujiro’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Stronger Than Anything Server

Adventure, aids, Anime, Author, Baki, Cancer, defeated, Dialogs, Drugs, Earth, ebola, Epic, Implications, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Server, strength, Stronger, stronger than anything, us military, yujiro, Yuujiro, Yuujiros

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Votes:	4533	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in the crowd? Well, look no further because our server is home to the one and only Yuujiro – a Minecraft legend who is stronger than the US Military, cancer, aids, ebola, and even the Earth itself! Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we follow in the footsteps of the almighty Yuujiro. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to defeat cancer, aids, and ebola in-game! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself!

SauceQuest: Find the Culprit

adult content, adult film, cropped gif, culprit, dildo, discovery, explicit, explicit content, Find, Help, Identification, investigation, Mystery, NSFW, pornography, REVEALING, Sauce, SauceQuest, search, sexual activity, sucking cock, Uncovering

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing more elusive than diamonds is the mysterious sauce queen! Legend has it that she roams the server, leaving a trail of saucy memes in her wake. Join us on this epic quest to uncover the truth behind this saucy mystery and maybe even score some epic loot along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted dildos and magical potions. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Crafty Cunt’s Slumber Party Server

ARMS, biophysics, childhood friend, Class, Crafty, cunts, dream, early bed, Fist Fight, GIANT, inscripted, insomnia, isomnia, Monster, Nightmare, open palms, Party, pockets, pockets than yours, Request, Server, Shirt, Sleep, Slumber, STAB

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring dreams about missing classes and giant monsters with too many arms? Then join our Minecraft server and experience a world where shirt pockets are the ultimate battleground! Fight your childhood friends with open palms and show them who has the most pockets in this epic fist fight showdown. Who needs sleep when you can have crazy adventures like this in our server? Join now and let your wildest dreams come true!

Crafty McCraftFace – Where Noobs Become Pros in 3 Easy Steps!

Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, EASY, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, LIA, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, steps, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ores Mined:	7018	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Animals Bred:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only thing more explosive than the TNT is the laughter you’ll experience!

Join us and play alongside our zany cast of characters, like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who once defeated a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot! Or how about Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in just one night?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, who once rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava without a scratch! And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the Macarena on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!

BoomerCraft: Where 30 is the New 10

30 years old, age milestones, BoomerCraft, career development, finding purpose, goal-setting, inner strength, late bloomer, Life Changes, life transitions, mental health, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, resilience, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, self-doubt, societal expectations, starting over, Time management

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5855	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of being judged for playing Minecraft as an adult? Well, fear not, because on our server, being 30 years old is the perfect age to join! In fact, we have a special “30 and Fabulous” club where players over 30 get exclusive perks like diamond armor that never breaks and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopia, a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, age is just a number, but fun is forever!

Crafty GOP Mine: Where even creepers have better work ethics than politicians

BIAS, class struggle, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, Crafty, CREEPERS, debate, discrimination, Economy, Ethics, gop, Government, hate, Ideology, INEQUALITY, Labor, Partisan, political parties, politicians, Politics, republicans, Social Issues, society, wages, work, Working Man

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Potions Brewed:	181
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	40
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Are you tired of politics getting in the way of your Minecraft fun? Look no further than our server, where we have banned all talk of politics and replaced it with epic building competitions and treasure hunts! Join us and leave the political drama behind as you embark on wild adventures with fellow players who just want to have a good time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot – will you be the one to uncover its treasures? Join now and leave those pesky political debates in the dust!